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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table 
Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot.
Mmmmm yes please  "
Well I'll get on my way then. Before they get cold. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She needs to be beautiful, intelligent,and have that sexy look in her eye. She must be able to accommodate and not require a social. Of and live around 10 - 15 miles away. Then I'd be tempted.  |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot.
Mmmmm yes please
Well I'll get on my way then. Before they get cold. "
What's for dinner? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"She needs to be beautiful, intelligent,and have that sexy look in her eye. She must be able to accommodate and not require a social. Of and live around 10 - 15 miles away. Then I'd be tempted. "
Aww I failed at the last hurdle |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot.
Mmmmm yes please
Well I'll get on my way then. Before they get cold.
What's for dinner? "
Dinner? I suggest many courses based entirely around you. Something to excite the tongue to start with.
I'm sure the dessert will be quite spectacular. Moist, indulgent and full of sin. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot.
Mmmmm yes please
Well I'll get on my way then. Before they get cold.
What's for dinner?
Dinner? I suggest many courses based entirely around you. Something to excite the tongue to start with.
I'm sure the dessert will be quite spectacular. Moist, indulgent and full of sin. "
You described me to a tee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!!
That's Colin "
Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Yep that would do very nicely. I'd be there like a shot.
Mmmmm yes please
Well I'll get on my way then. Before they get cold.
What's for dinner?
Dinner? I suggest many courses based entirely around you. Something to excite the tongue to start with.
I'm sure the dessert will be quite spectacular. Moist, indulgent and full of sin.
You described me to a tee "
To be fair moist indulgent and full of sin is my ideal. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!!
That's Colin
Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx"
True think someone human needs to take the crown |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!!
That's Colin
Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx
I'm a male chicken ! Well I often get called one.
True think someone human needs to take the crown "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!!
That's Colin
Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx
I'm a male chicken ! Well I often get called one.
True think someone human needs to take the crown "
I'm only 5'7".... I'll get on eBay and buy a chicken suit. I'll fit snuggly between those ! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!!
That's Colin
Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx
I'm a male chicken ! Well I often get called one.
True think someone human needs to take the crown
I'm only 5'7".... I'll get on eBay and buy a chicken suit. I'll fit snuggly between those !"
Yes you would |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Prefer something savoury.
Cheese on toast with hot sauce? "
I need more details. What type of bread? What type of cheese?
It needs sexing up, think M&S advert. I don't want just any cheese on toast, I want Cheekychops cheese on toast. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need a connection, and no amount if bribery will get me into bed, but I wouldn't be offended if offered baked goods, just to keep my energy levels up you understand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm a breast man myself. So if you need a hand too remove that plastic chicken ?!!
That's Colin
Tell Colin not too get his plastic feathers ruffled but he obviously needs a new perch ! xx
I'm a male chicken ! Well I often get called one.
True think someone human needs to take the crown
I'm only 5'7".... I'll get on eBay and buy a chicken suit. I'll fit snuggly between those !
Yes you would "
Any Victoria sponge ? |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Prefer something savoury.
Cheese on toast with hot sauce?
I need more details. What type of bread? What type of cheese?
It needs sexing up, think M&S advert. I don't want just any cheese on toast, I want Cheekychops cheese on toast."
We take a loaf of sourdough bread that _isscheekychops lovingly cuts and smothers with butter as she licks her lips....we then take a creamy cheddar that is sharp in taste but oozing in character we place it on the bread...stick it under the grill and bobs your uncle and funny your aunt we have beans on toast |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Prefer something savoury.
Cheese on toast with hot sauce?
I need more details. What type of bread? What type of cheese?
It needs sexing up, think M&S advert. I don't want just any cheese on toast, I want Cheekychops cheese on toast.
We take a loaf of sourdough bread that _isscheekychops lovingly cuts and smothers with butter as she licks her lips....we then take a creamy cheddar that is sharp in taste but oozing in character we place it on the bread...stick it under the grill and bobs your uncle and funny your aunt we have beans on toast "
Really!! We could of avoided all this if you'd of just said from the start you had beans. Cheesy beans on toast is a winner. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Prefer something savoury.
Cheese on toast with hot sauce?
I need more details. What type of bread? What type of cheese?
It needs sexing up, think M&S advert. I don't want just any cheese on toast, I want Cheekychops cheese on toast.
We take a loaf of sourdough bread that _isscheekychops lovingly cuts and smothers with butter as she licks her lips....we then take a creamy cheddar that is sharp in taste but oozing in character we place it on the bread...stick it under the grill and bobs your uncle and funny your aunt we have beans on toast
Really!! We could of avoided all this if you'd of just said from the start you had beans. Cheesy beans on toast is a winner."
You can have cheesy beans  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Prefer something savoury.
Cheese on toast with hot sauce?
I need more details. What type of bread? What type of cheese?
It needs sexing up, think M&S advert. I don't want just any cheese on toast, I want Cheekychops cheese on toast.
We take a loaf of sourdough bread that _isscheekychops lovingly cuts and smothers with butter as she licks her lips....we then take a creamy cheddar that is sharp in taste but oozing in character we place it on the bread...stick it under the grill and bobs your uncle and funny your aunt we have beans on toast
Really!! We could of avoided all this if you'd of just said from the start you had beans. Cheesy beans on toast is a winner.
You can have cheesy beans "
You can have me anytime....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really fancy someone coking me dinner now
Light and tasty or deep and hearty?
Light and tasty "
Splendid choice Madame. Chef will prepare. Wise to go light if you have an evening of vigorous activity ahead. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I really fancy someone coking me dinner now
Light and tasty or deep and hearty?
Light and tasty
Splendid choice Madame. Chef will prepare. Wise to go light if you have an evening of vigorous activity ahead. "
Oh yes indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Grrrr now I have the horn 
Excellent
It really isn't
I'd be on the way to Blackpool if I were you
Too cold this time of year "
I'm sure shared bodily warmth would deal with that issue. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Well Jeez, I'd Fuck you for them!
Have you seen my cock? "
Put that salami away, what do you think my arse is a money box? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Forget the food. You'll do beautifully
Aww thanks "
And liking your new profile pic too btw! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table "
Damn girl, they sound heavenly, do i get more brownies and icecream if i shag you more than once?? because i want the full tray lol. |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Damn girl, they sound heavenly, do i get more brownies and icecream if i shag you more than once?? because i want the full tray lol."
I domt want your sperm though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table
Damn girl, they sound heavenly, do i get more brownies and icecream if i shag you more than once?? because i want the full tray lol.
I domt want your sperm though "
that is always optional lol |
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By *arksMan
over a year ago
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"Who mentioned cheesecake???......... It's the future it was either cheese cake or I wiggle my bum.....cheese cake is winning "
Wiggle your bum , covered in cheesecake ... its a win/win |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"For a shag? I'm putting homemade brownies with peanut butter ice cream on the table "
You wouldn't need to bribe me into bed, but I'll happily accept the brownies and ice cream as a welcome bonus! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often wonder what I can use to tempt the men.....wiggle my bum maybe. ..or my home made strawberry cheese cake "
could you balance a slice of that cheesecake on that delicious bum of yours |
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