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AND THE 2007 DARWIN AWARD WINNER IS...
THE ENEMA WITHIN (Confirmed True by Darwin)
May 2004, Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party.
Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old backside!
When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.
The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. Toxicology reports measured his blood alcohol level as 0.47%.
In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident. |
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"AND THE 2007 DARWIN AWARD WINNER IS...
THE ENEMA WITHIN (Confirmed True by Darwin)
May 2004, Texas | Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor... well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party.
Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old backside!
When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.
The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. Toxicology reports measured his blood alcohol level as 0.47%.
In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident."
Lol...The misadventures of the gene pool haha ..tickled me ...
Worthy of honorific consideration of said Darwin Award ..must be the reprobates who, upend a bottle of vodka into the eyeball ..what the fuck is that about !!....
Extolling on Baz`s idea of a funnel ....mabye a frontal lobotomy will soon be en vogue ....the inheritance of aquired characteristics will take on new meaning ....
No alcohol touches my lips ....but remember cyprus sherry ...t`was ok ...bit sickly to be honest ... |
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"I'd sooner drink my own piss 
You do every saturday night with the cheap Asda cider   "
Not any more - it got me into too much grief, and apart from that I'm losing weight, so cannot have any  |
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Ahhhh,,,,I feel a song coming on.....
Sherry, Sherry baby
Sherrrieeeee, Sherry baby
Sherry baby (Sherry baby)
Sherry can you come out tonight
(Come,come, come out tonight)
Sherry baby (Sherry baby)
Sherry can you come out tonight
(Why don't you come out) To my twist party
(Come out) Where the bright moon shines
(Come out) We'll dance the night away
I'm gonna make you mine
Sherry baby (Sherry baby)
Sherry can you come out tonight
(Come, come, come out tonight)
You better ask your Mama (Sherry baby)
Tell her everything is alright
***Deep Voice bit***
(Why don't you come out) With your red dress on
(Come out) Mmm you look so fine
(Comeout) Move it nice and easy
Girl, you make me lose my mind
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"Such a refined drink, don't you think?
Let's have a discussion about sherry. How does it make you feel? Can you take a lot of it, or is a small dose occasionally more than enough?
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Conjurs up Emily Bishop types to me! |
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