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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being patient.
Or being a patient."
Patience is not my strong suit either. Just ask the bus driver I had row with an hour ago.
I'm also shit at talking to the opposite sex, still.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make-up..... but even calling myself shit at it, is like being kind too myself because I'm so much worse than shit at it,,,  "
Loads of tutorials on you tube
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make-up..... but even calling myself shit at it, is like being kind too myself because I'm so much worse than shit at it,,, "
Have you looked at online tutorials? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dealing with my ex husband and anything with instructions
I love a good set of instructions. I love the challenge of self assembly furniture
Are you into women ? I love you"
I may be persuaded  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being on time
Managing money
Not being weird when I'm attracted to someone
Diets"
Do you talk rubbish and chatter incessantly? I do that when someone gets to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Looks like it's DIY in my bathroom 
my new roller blind can't move up or down
The toilet roll holder has fell off already
i bought the wrong size shelving unit
Scraped the ceiling
Damaged the new toilet seat...
Not going to bore you lot with the rest !!
So yep DIY  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make-up..... but even calling myself shit at it, is like being kind too myself because I'm so much worse than shit at it,,,
Have you looked at online tutorials? "
Yeah but in all honesty it's not so much a problem applying make-up.... I have a face totally devoid of androgynous features.......
I'm labelled Sox the bloke in a frock for a good reason .....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make-up..... but even calling myself shit at it, is like being kind too myself because I'm so much worse than shit at it,,,
Have you looked at online tutorials?
Yeah but in all honesty it's not so much a problem applying make-up.... I have a face totally devoid of androgynous features.......
I'm labelled Sox the bloke in a frock for a good reason ..... "
Contouring is your friend. You basically paint a face over your own |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"Make-up..... but even calling myself shit at it, is like being kind too myself because I'm so much worse than shit at it,,,
Have you looked at online tutorials?
Yeah but in all honesty it's not so much a problem applying make-up.... I have a face totally devoid of androgynous features.......
I'm labelled Sox the bloke in a frock for a good reason ..... "
Have you seen Kevin Aucoin's tutorial books? At least one of them has a couple of examples of make-up for male faces. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make-up..... but even calling myself shit at it, is like being kind too myself because I'm so much worse than shit at it,,,
Have you looked at online tutorials?
Yeah but in all honesty it's not so much a problem applying make-up.... I have a face totally devoid of androgynous features.......
I'm labelled Sox the bloke in a frock for a good reason .....
Have you seen Kevin Aucoin's tutorial books? At least one of them has a couple of examples of make-up for male faces."
I'll check it out but unless he's any good hiding lines with a hammer and chisel and industrial grade poly-filler I'm a lost cause...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"life 
Better than death though
i dunno....i'd quite like to be shit at death i think"
Well if your going to be bad at something dying seems like a good idea  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"life
Better than death though
i dunno....i'd quite like to be shit at death i think
Well if your going to be bad at something dying seems like a good idea "
What if you end up in limbo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"life
Better than death though
i dunno....i'd quite like to be shit at death i think
Well if your going to be bad at something dying seems like a good idea
What if you end up in limbo "
Is that where you dance under a pole? It looks fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"life
Better than death though
i dunno....i'd quite like to be shit at death i think
Well if your going to be bad at something dying seems like a good idea
What if you end up in limbo
Is that where you dance under a pole? It looks fun"
Now I'm trying to remember what that's called. Is it limbo?? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"life
Better than death though
i dunno....i'd quite like to be shit at death i think
Well if your going to be bad at something dying seems like a good idea
What if you end up in limbo
Is that where you dance under a pole? It looks fun
Now I'm trying to remember what that's called. Is it limbo?? "
Yes, it is |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"life
Better than death though
i dunno....i'd quite like to be shit at death i think
Well if your going to be bad at something dying seems like a good idea
What if you end up in limbo
Is that where you dance under a pole? It looks fun
Now I'm trying to remember what that's called. Is it limbo??
Yes, it is "
I thought so but my brain was doubting itself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"life
Better than death though
i dunno....i'd quite like to be shit at death i think
Well if your going to be bad at something dying seems like a good idea
What if you end up in limbo
Is that where you dance under a pole? It looks fun
Now I'm trying to remember what that's called. Is it limbo??
Yes, it is
I thought so but my brain was doubting itself. "
Don't worry I used Google to double check |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"life
Better than death though
i dunno....i'd quite like to be shit at death i think
Well if your going to be bad at something dying seems like a good idea
What if you end up in limbo
Is that where you dance under a pole? It looks fun
Now I'm trying to remember what that's called. Is it limbo??
Yes, it is
I thought so but my brain was doubting itself.
Don't worry I used Google to double check "
I'm getting worried about my memory. Probably my age |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Playing hard to get
Pfft. I've been trying to reel you in for months. "
Alright alright...a slight mistake when reading a calendar! Will I ever live that down? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Playing hard to get
Pfft. I've been trying to reel you in for months.
Alright alright...a slight mistake when reading a calendar! Will I ever live that down? "
Oh? I'd forgotten all about that  |
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