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 I wouldn't be seen dead in a gym and would rather a nice t jacket than any kind of sportswear.
Are there any other non-blokey bloke out there? Let's retire to the drawing room together and discuss art and poetry
Ladies, do you need a sea of muscles or can a gentle masculinity appeal?
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"I don't have a toolbox, hate DIY with a passion, buy my cars mostly on aesthetics and enjoy literature, wine and a nice sit down over anything (hot sex with B and lots of other people excluded) I wouldn't be seen dead in a gym and would rather a nice t jacket than any kind of sportswear.
Are there any other non-blokey bloke out there? Let's retire to the drawing room together and discuss art and poetry
Ladies, do you need a sea of muscles or can a gentle masculinity appeal?
"Will there be brandy and cigars? | |||
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"Whichever is your thing i like people arent afraid to be true to themselves "Indeed Varanasi
Perhaps your comments will draw some of the other non-blokey men out of their hidey holes | |||
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"I don't have a toolbox, hate DIY with a passion, buy my cars mostly on aesthetics and enjoy literature, wine and a nice sit down over anything (hot sex with B and lots of other people excluded) I wouldn't be seen dead in a gym and would rather a nice t jacket than any kind of sportswear.
Are there any other non-blokey bloke out there? Let's retire to the drawing room together and discuss art and poetry
Ladies, do you need a sea of muscles or can a gentle masculinity appeal?
Will there be brandy and cigars?"Oh most certainly sir - of the finest quality  | |||
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"I don't do gym or football but a man is nothing without a tool box " Not when there are plenty of other men (and women) with toolboxes out there to do stuff for you | |||
"I don't have a toolbox, hate DIY with a passion, buy my cars mostly on aesthetics and enjoy literature, wine and a nice sit down over anything (hot sex with B and lots of other people excluded) I wouldn't be seen dead in a gym and would rather a nice t jacket than any kind of sportswear.
Are there any other non-blokey bloke out there? Let's retire to the drawing room together and discuss art and poetry
Ladies, do you need a sea of muscles or can a gentle masculinity appeal?
Will there be brandy and cigars?
Oh most certainly sir - of the finest quality "Splendid, but ts might be a little odoriferous in a warm drawing room - did you know they used to "fix" the dye with urine purchased from the residents of Newcastle? It stinks when it's warm and damp | |||
"I don't have a toolbox, hate DIY with a passion, buy my cars mostly on aesthetics and enjoy literature, wine and a nice sit down over anything (hot sex with B and lots of other people excluded) I wouldn't be seen dead in a gym and would rather a nice t jacket than any kind of sportswear.
Are there any other non-blokey bloke out there? Let's retire to the drawing room together and discuss art and poetry
Ladies, do you need a sea of muscles or can a gentle masculinity appeal?
Will there be brandy and cigars?
Oh most certainly sir - of the finest quality
Splendid, but ts might be a little odoriferous in a warm drawing room - did you know they used to "fix" the dye with urine purchased from the residents of Newcastle? It stinks when it's warm and damp "
Just off to burn my t jacket in the garden.
Now how do you light a fire? | |||
"I don't have a toolbox, hate DIY with a passion, buy my cars mostly on aesthetics and enjoy literature, wine and a nice sit down over anything (hot sex with B and lots of other people excluded) I wouldn't be seen dead in a gym and would rather a nice t jacket than any kind of sportswear.
Are there any other non-blokey bloke out there? Let's retire to the drawing room together and discuss art and poetry
Ladies, do you need a sea of muscles or can a gentle masculinity appeal?
Will there be brandy and cigars?
Oh most certainly sir - of the finest quality
Splendid, but ts might be a little odoriferous in a warm drawing room - did you know they used to "fix" the dye with urine purchased from the residents of Newcastle? It stinks when it's warm and damp
Just off to burn my t jacket in the garden.
Now how do you light a fire? "you cannot burn t its worse luck than burning a mirror
Just get a smoking jacket lol  | |||
"I don't have a toolbox, hate DIY with a passion, buy my cars mostly on aesthetics and enjoy literature, wine and a nice sit down over anything (hot sex with B and lots of other people excluded) I wouldn't be seen dead in a gym and would rather a nice t jacket than any kind of sportswear.
Are there any other non-blokey bloke out there? Let's retire to the drawing room together and discuss art and poetry
Ladies, do you need a sea of muscles or can a gentle masculinity appeal?
Will there be brandy and cigars?
Oh most certainly sir - of the finest quality
Splendid, but ts might be a little odoriferous in a warm drawing room - did you know they used to "fix" the dye with urine purchased from the residents of Newcastle? It stinks when it's warm and damp
Just off to burn my t jacket in the garden.
Now how do you light a fire? "With the blow torch in you tool....oh....doesn't matter | |||
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"I don't have a toolbox, hate DIY with a passion, buy my cars mostly on aesthetics and enjoy literature, wine and a nice sit down over anything (hot sex with B and lots of other people excluded) I wouldn't be seen dead in a gym and would rather a nice t jacket than any kind of sportswear.
Are there any other non-blokey bloke out there? Let's retire to the drawing room together and discuss art and poetry
Ladies, do you need a sea of muscles or can a gentle masculinity appeal?
Will there be brandy and cigars?
Oh most certainly sir - of the finest quality
Splendid, but ts might be a little odoriferous in a warm drawing room - did you know they used to "fix" the dye with urine purchased from the residents of Newcastle? It stinks when it's warm and damp
Just off to burn my t jacket in the garden.
Now how do you light a fire?
With the blow torch in you tool....oh....doesn't matter "My blow torch is kept in my kitchen cupboard. I use it for melting the sugar on my creme brûlée | |||
"Here! (although i am quite good at making and fixing things I have no interest in sport or cars &c)" Was banking on you coming along at some point DJ | |||
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"I would so love a man who wasn't into football, didn't drink lager 6 nights a week and would happily watch romcoms with me! Ahhh if wishes were men!" I'm right here lol | |||
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"I would so love a man who wasn't into football, didn't drink lager 6 nights a week and would happily watch romcoms with me! Ahhh if wishes were men!" What's romcoms ? | |||
"I would so love a man who wasn't into football, didn't drink lager 6 nights a week and would happily watch romcoms with me! Ahhh if wishes were men! What's romcoms ? "romantic comedies I belive | |||
"Well I do like Justin Bieber's last 2 songs, Does that make me a non-blokey bloke or do I just have poor taste in music
"That means you should leave the room instantly and spend the rest of the month reconsidering your life decisions...... | |||
"I would so love a man who wasn't into football, didn't drink lager 6 nights a week and would happily watch romcoms with me! Ahhh if wishes were men! What's romcoms ? romantic comedies I belive"Ohh well that's me out then | |||
"Well I do like Justin Bieber's last 2 songs, Does that make me a non-blokey bloke or do I just have poor taste in music
"Been a belieber since the beginning, back when one time came out | |||
"I would so love a man who wasn't into football, didn't drink lager 6 nights a week and would happily watch romcoms with me! Ahhh if wishes were men! What's romcoms ? romantic comedies I belive
Ohh well that's me out then "an I can't spell so im out | |||
"Well I do like Justin Bieber's last 2 songs, Does that make me a non-blokey bloke or do I just have poor taste in music
That means you should leave the room instantly and spend the rest of the month reconsidering your life decisions......"What do you mean ?
Sorry 
Love yourself | |||
"I would so love a man who wasn't into football, didn't drink lager 6 nights a week and would happily watch romcoms with me! Ahhh if wishes were men! What's romcoms ? romantic comedies I belive
Ohh well that's me out then an I can't spell so im out"Feck if spelling a must I'm really really out | |||
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"I don't like football. " Snap,bunch of overpaid n overrated Nancy boys 
Do like cars....to look at n drive/run into the ground,clueless about fixing them though!
Still love to dip my nuts in WD40 now n again wether they need it or not | |||
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"This is one of the reasons I tend to avoid being around blokes. I appear to have nothing in common with most of them. Plus, they seem to have the same six subjects they always talk about...football, cars, the gym, their phones, going out and getting d*unk or DIY. I don't have any great interest in any of those things (I do like sport so I don't mind football too much). Art, literature, science and things of that nature. Those are my interests. I don't drink, so I don't want to hear about your d*unken antics. Cars, I only care if it's working or not...anything else I don't care about. DIY...boring! The gym...dull! Mobile phones...I cannot think of a more boring subject to talk about. Give me the company of women any day!" | |||
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"I cleanse, tone and exfoliate? The girl I sit next to does my nails... I'm quite partial to a bath bomb too " Is a bath bomb when you fart in the bath | |||
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"I cleanse, tone and exfoliate? The girl I sit next to does my nails... I'm quite partial to a bath bomb too Is a bath bomb when you fart in the bath "Um...nope. A bath bomb is a massively girly invention. You run a bath and drop this bomb into it...it fixes around a bit, changes the colour of the water, makes you smell like a tart and if you're really lucky it'll leave some rose petals in the bath too
Excuse me whilst I go get my balls reattached | |||
"However.. I have just made a steampunk towelrail from çopper pipe and fittings "That sounds really cool. I used to be an electrician then went to do a degree in Creative Writing. I love football and also love to read and write poetry. I take better care of my hair than most women I know. I'm a bit odd. | |||
"I cleanse, tone and exfoliate? The girl I sit next to does my nails... I'm quite partial to a bath bomb too Is a bath bomb when you fart in the bath
Um...nope. A bath bomb is a massively girly invention. You run a bath and drop this bomb into it...it fixes around a bit, changes the colour of the water, makes you smell like a tart and if you're really lucky it'll leave some rose petals in the bath too
Excuse me whilst I go get my balls reattached "Man up | |||
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"I cleanse, tone and exfoliate? The girl I sit next to does my nails... I'm quite partial to a bath bomb too Is a bath bomb when you fart in the bath
Um...nope. A bath bomb is a massively girly invention. You run a bath and drop this bomb into it...it fixes around a bit, changes the colour of the water, makes you smell like a tart and if you're really lucky it'll leave some rose petals in the bath too
Excuse me whilst I go get my balls reattached
Man up " I'm looking for my man up pills now!
Might even send a cock pic and a fancy a fuck message!! | |||
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I'm off to find some "real" men | |||
"I cleanse, tone and exfoliate? The girl I sit next to does my nails... I'm quite partial to a bath bomb too Is a bath bomb when you fart in the bath
Um...nope. A bath bomb is a massively girly invention. You run a bath and drop this bomb into it...it fixes around a bit, changes the colour of the water, makes you smell like a tart and if you're really lucky it'll leave some rose petals in the bath too
Excuse me whilst I go get my balls reattached "Someone shops in lush | |||
"I cleanse, tone and exfoliate? The girl I sit next to does my nails... I'm quite partial to a bath bomb too Is a bath bomb when you fart in the bath
Um...nope. A bath bomb is a massively girly invention. You run a bath and drop this bomb into it...it fixes around a bit, changes the colour of the water, makes you smell like a tart and if you're really lucky it'll leave some rose petals in the bath too
Excuse me whilst I go get my balls reattached
Man up "Thats your birthday present sorted Liam | |||
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"I cleanse, tone and exfoliate? The girl I sit next to does my nails... I'm quite partial to a bath bomb too Is a bath bomb when you fart in the bath
Um...nope. A bath bomb is a massively girly invention. You run a bath and drop this bomb into it...it fixes around a bit, changes the colour of the water, makes you smell like a tart and if you're really lucky it'll leave some rose petals in the bath too
Excuse me whilst I go get my balls reattached
Someone shops in lush "I'm quite partial to the big blue and pine needle shower jelly. But I'm in the middle of maning up. | |||
"I'm probably more 'blokey' than a lot of you, I love cars, have a tool box, can fix basic mechanical car issues, do all the diy at home, but I also cook, clean and dance at 4 o clock in the morning so I'm kind of balanced out
"I actually think that you would beat up half the men in here | |||
"I'm probably more 'blokey' than a lot of you, I love cars, have a tool box, can fix basic mechanical car issues, do all the diy at home, but I also cook, clean and dance at 4 o clock in the morning so I'm kind of balanced out
I actually think that you would beat up half the men in here " only coz im well 'arrrd *flexes muscles* | |||
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"Nothing wrong with it , I think these days an " image " is promoted onto us much the same way magazines etc do to women , must be this size , wear these clothes etc , i got a family pack instead of a 6-pack , the only machine i liked in the gym was the vending one , i cook, read , like comics , geeky things , films and good tv shows , even go as far as saying i like a good rom-com , but also like going out with my mates for a few now and again , taking my lad to the football , i turn my hand to most DIY things, do spend too much time looking at clothes , its all about who you are i guess and not just a carbon copy of what modern media etc promotes you to be " . I think I  you a bit right now | |||
"I'm probably more 'blokey' than a lot of you, I love cars, have a tool box, can fix basic mechanical car issues, do all the diy at home, but I also cook, clean and dance at 4 o clock in the morning so I'm kind of balanced out
"I think I am a bit in | |||
"I'm probably more 'blokey' than a lot of you, I love cars, have a tool box, can fix basic mechanical car issues, do all the diy at home, but I also cook, clean and dance at 4 o clock in the morning so I'm kind of balanced out
I think I am a bit in " nothing says sexy like a tool box and flat pack furniture | |||
"I'm probably more 'blokey' than a lot of you, I love cars, have a tool box, can fix basic mechanical car issues, do all the diy at home, but I also cook, clean and dance at 4 o clock in the morning so I'm kind of balanced out
I think I am a bit in
nothing says sexy like a tool box and flat pack furniture "I've got a Stanley big max | |||
"I'm probably more 'blokey' than a lot of you, I love cars, have a tool box, can fix basic mechanical car issues, do all the diy at home, but I also cook, clean and dance at 4 o clock in the morning so I'm kind of balanced out
I think I am a bit in
nothing says sexy like a tool box and flat pack furniture I've got a Stanley big max "Ooh can I see it | |||
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