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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder? 
You can buy a sky remote from Argos as a measuring device.  "
I can provide you with a half scale model of one or if your really large I have one that's suitable for a dolls house |
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"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder?
You can buy a sky remote from Argos as a measuring device.
I can provide you with a half scale model of one or if your really large I have one that's suitable for a dolls house "
Did you get sky for Barbie and Ken? |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I often use a thimble to measure mine in 
Awwwwww that sounds so cute 
Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol "
It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I often use a thimble to measure mine in
Awwwwww that sounds so cute
Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol
It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy "
Poor Mrs time can't get her sewing done!! Lol |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I often use a thimble to measure mine in
Awwwwww that sounds so cute
Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol
It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy
Poor Mrs time can't get her sewing done!! Lol"
You lie! I have just had a peep and you don't have a teeny tiny one...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often use a thimble to measure mine in
Awwwwww that sounds so cute
Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol
It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy
Poor Mrs time can't get her sewing done!! Lol
You lie! I have just had a peep and you don't have a teeny tiny one... "
We've big thimbles in our house lmao!! |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I often use a thimble to measure mine in
Awwwwww that sounds so cute
Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol
It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy
Poor Mrs time can't get her sewing done!! Lol
You lie! I have just had a peep and you don't have a teeny tiny one...
We've big thimbles in our house lmao!!"
I had all these mental images of you with a cute little button.....I think I have been swindled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I often use a thimble to measure mine in
Awwwwww that sounds so cute
Prick gets a new meaning with my thimble lol
It makes me giggle thinking about you with a little China thimble holding next to a sleepy willy
Poor Mrs time can't get her sewing done!! Lol
You lie! I have just had a peep and you don't have a teeny tiny one...
We've big thimbles in our house lmao!!
I had all these mental images of you with a cute little button.....I think I have been swindled "
Imagine how Mrs time felt after I'd told her I last for hours, and the first time we did it in having a fag after 5 minutes!!!!
That's a lie by the way..... I don't smoke |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sky remotes aren't just for boys you know...
I wouldn't worry OP I'm sure there's enough of them on here as it is  "
Pretty sure I couldn't match the quality of your remote pic, Wyldstyle...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gotta be a travel sized can of lynx....honest the ladies will fall for it 
Do they make those
Yes. I get mine from asda. 3 for £3  "
Thats one big hand you have there fella  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Its gotta be a travel sized can of lynx....honest the ladies will fall for it
Do they make those
Yes. I get mine from asda. 3 for £3 "
I'll need to get some of those....will make my cock look even bigger than it does in my current pic next to an XL non travel size Lynx can!.....cough cough |
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"If a woman can get two hands around it its a good size lol
If I can get two hands around it that's the only part of me that will be going around it "
whys that a lot of guys can wank with two hands lol x |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"If a woman can get two hands around it its a good size lol
If I can get two hands around it that's the only part of me that will be going around it whys that a lot of guys can wank with two hands lol x "
Oh I could wank you and maybe suck you but it isn't going inside me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If a woman can get two hands around it its a good size lol
If I can get two hands around it that's the only part of me that will be going around it "
Lol wimp! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...how can I prove my mighty penis is a thing of wonder? "
Get a ladder. Climb up next to next doors dish. Get percy out and let's see what this tells us. |
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