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I love this stuff please feel free to add to the list.
25 Funniest Things to Do
1. Go somewhere where there are a lot of little kids and tell one of them you are them from the future.
2. Suck in helium and go behind someone. Then say, "follow the yellow brick road"!
3. Go into Ikea and go to the wardrobes. Then ask an employee which one takes you to Narnia.
4. In Ikea, hide in a wardrobe, when people pass by, jump out and yell, "For Narnia!".
5. Sit in front of your turned off TV and when someone comes in yell "Shut up! This is my fave part!"
6. Run into a store and ask someone what year it is. Than run around screaming "IT WORKED!".
7. Ask someone for a diet water and keep a straight face.
8. Go into an elevator and when people walk in say "What floor?"then press all the buttons and walk away
9. Blow up a balloon, tape it to yourself, run down the street, and scream that it's following you!
10. Go to a large supermarket , follow someone around and put random store items in their trolly.
11. Run after a man who is jogging and yell "Police Freeze!".
12. In somebody's house/flat turn as many things as you can upside down without them noticing.
13. Go up to someone and say "i know your secret" and see what happens.
14. Stand in the clothes racks and scare people when they walk by.
15. Sneak up on someone and hit them with a pillow and run away yelling victory is mine.
16. Get in a taxi and tell them to "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"and point to a parked car.
17. Go out in public alone, and if someone tries to talk to you, act surprised and say "You can see me?"
18. Color a lemon orange and try to get people to eat it.
19. Order something at Starbucks, when they ask your name for when it is ready, say Lord Voldemort.
20. Go into a shop with a picture of yourself and ask if they've seen this person before
21.Go to a McDonald's and insist that you want to buy a single french fry. Do not take no for an answer.
22. Wait inside a bathroom stall (unlocked), and when somebody opens it, say "Welcome to Narnia, friend."
23. Spin around 30 times then try to run.
24. Go in an elevator with other people. Smile and say, "I bought new socks"
25. Go to Tesco, grab a pineapple and say "I know you're in there Sponge Bob!"
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"I do the Starbucks one all the time- saying silly names!
Putting stuff in people's trollies is my favourite game at asda
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Go into a hardware store and ask if they have left handed hammers. Make a fuss about discrimination against lefties when they can't help.
Get a dog lead and collar . Take your imaginary dog into the park and sit on a bench. When someone sits down , after a while hand them the lead and ask them if they will hold your dog while you go for a pee. |
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"Run up a descending escalator to the top(always wanted to do this)and when you get to the top sit on the first step and sit on it all the way to the bottom."
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"Go into a hardware store and ask if they have left handed hammers. Make a fuss about discrimination against lefties when they can't help.
Get a dog lead and collar . Take your imaginary dog into the park and sit on a bench. When someone sits down , after a while hand them the lead and ask them if they will hold your dog while you go for a pee."
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"Run up a descending escalator to the top(always wanted to do this)and when you get to the top sit on the first step and sit on it all the way to the bottom."
Used to do this a lot ( in my youth ) it's fucking knackering.
Mind you I did recently see a family trying to carry suitcases down an up escalator in a railway station recently. ( this wasn't a prank!  . ) |
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Get a 10 meter long tape measure. Put on a hi- Vis waistcoat . Carry a clipboard .
Go into town to a street corner. Hold the tape measure up to a point on the wall. Ask a passer by if they will hold the tape measure while you go round the corner to measure a point there. Hold the other end of the tape against the wall, around the corner, ask another passer by if they will hold that end while you make some notes round the corner . Slip away, take off the jacket, cross the road, and watch to see how long they will hold it before they realise. An assistant to distract them while you get away helps.
Usually at least 5 minutes. |
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"Get a 10 meter long tape measure. Put on a hi- Vis waistcoat . Carry a clipboard .
Go into town to a street corner. Hold the tape measure up to a point on the wall. Ask a passer by if they will hold the tape measure while you go round the corner to measure a point there. Hold the other end of the tape against the wall, around the corner, ask another passer by if they will hold that end while you make some notes round the corner . Slip away, take off the jacket, cross the road, and watch to see how long they will hold it before they realise. An assistant to distract them while you get away helps.
Usually at least 5 minutes."
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"I vowed I would leave the house today so I'm putting some of these on my to do list LOL
Number 24
Don't think there'll be any elevators but could certainly try some variation of it LOL"
I failed 
But in my defence my phone wouldn't stop flipping ringing and I was totally outdone in a charity shop with an old dear asking for used tights. What was funnier was the shop assistant thought she'd asked for the toilet and have her directions to the public cubicle down the road and the old woman said "really?! They have used tights in there?" |
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When parking your car in a busy highstreet in summer, while you have your sunglasses on, get out if the car, take a white stick out if the car, and tap your way to the shop you were going to
In a long journey, if your passenger falls asleep, put your chin down to your chest a little, close your left eye and make a loud enough snoring noise to wake them, and wait for the panic to set in
At the end of a night time journey, when your passengers are asleep, pull up to a wall, put main beam lights on, and rev the engine while screaming, the soon wake up
Fill a clean nappy with nuttela and declare your new diet as "surprisingly good" (korma sauce works better if you have a newborn)
Build a snow man in your back garden but move it every night till its looking at your neighbours upstairs window in a sinister way
I like to put in a blond wig, and run out if tanning salons, screaming " you'll be hearing from my solicitors, LOOK AT MEEEE!
After shaving my head, I like to go to the chemists, and ask which shampoo is best for fine hair
Ladies, ask advice on sanitary products in a chemists, and when asked "what's your flow like" give them a sample if your free style rapping
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