"i woke up at 5 today and really wanted a cold beer feel like i was doing something wrong lol"
Nope nothing wrong with the odd one, well as long as your not driving trains or aeroplanes. Tend to wait till my shredded wheat has settled mind. |
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"i woke up at 5 today and really wanted a cold beer feel like i was doing something wrong lol
Nope nothing wrong with the odd one, well as long as your not driving trains or aeroplanes. Tend to wait till my shredded wheat has settled mind."
yep sound advice there from the fredster ...always after shreddies
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"on my way mrs hawk wants me to decorate front room today lol im thincking of the pub now lol
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If she is out do the following.
Ladder on floor as fallen over.
Walpaper scattered.
Scattered brushes.
Then tell her when she gets back you had a fall and needed a drink for the pain
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Couldn't touch a beer before noon, it just don't seem right, although when the World Cup was in Japan a few years back all the games were being shown at silly AM and the pubs opened for the England matches. Once inside it felt like a normal footy match down the pub with my mates so we got on it and stayed on it... was a long bloody day I tell ya lol  |
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"Fook you bugger, this just isn't fair. Think im going to go out to a sudden urgent meeting "
As they down where I come from (London):
'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve. |
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"Fook you bugger, this just isn't fair. Think im going to go out to a sudden urgent meeting
As they down where I come from (London):
'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve. "
*Quickly trys to work it out* HrrrMmmm
Are you a Nigerian?  |
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"Fook you bugger, this just isn't fair. Think im going to go out to a sudden urgent meeting
As they down where I come from (London):
'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve.
*Quickly trys to work it out* HrrrMmmm
Are you a Nigerian? "
It translates as follws me ole mucka:
Hello my old mate (china plate) - what do you say we pop around to the bar (Jack Tar). I'll buy you a beer (pig's ear) and you can talk (rabbit and pork) about your kids (teapot lids). We can have some soup (loop de loop) and supper (Tommy Tucker) and be gone before the clock (hickory dickory dock) strikes twelve.
Simples, see! |
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"Fook you bugger, this just isn't fair. Think im going to go out to a sudden urgent meeting
As they down where I come from (London):
'Allo me old china - wot say we pop round the Jack. I'll stand you a pig and you can rabbit on about your teapots. We can 'ave some loop and tommy and be off before the dickory hits twelve.
*Quickly trys to work it out* HrrrMmmm
Are you a Nigerian?
It translates as follws me ole mucka:
Hello my old mate (china plate) - what do you say we pop around to the bar (Jack Tar). I'll buy you a beer (pig's ear) and you can talk (rabbit and pork) about your kids (teapot lids). We can have some soup (loop de loop) and supper (Tommy Tucker) and be gone before the clock (hickory dickory dock) strikes twelve.
Simples, see! "
So its what whayeye man now?
Think i'll stick to whippets and ferrits and the like.
So how many knots do you know and was you in the navy? We had a bloke in Kuwait who had a thing about ropes, amazing what he could do with them. |
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8 oclock in the morning ffs
yuck...........