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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Don't you just love them?!
I've had a very entertaining chat with someone this morning who made all sorts of assumptions about me because I wasn't interested in him.
Apparently (and in no particular ordrer):
I could be a member of the gestapo
I might get laid here - only might though
I'm not a fun person
I have no sense of humour
I'm here looking for a relationship
I'm fat (along with 95% of the people on this site I might add)
I'm ageist
I have smelly feet
I don't like myself
I don't get on with people
I thought that was pretty good work myself. 
So what's the biggest assumption someone has made about you?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you just love them?!
I've had a very entertaining chat with someone this morning who made all sorts of assumptions about me because I wasn't interested in him.
Apparently (and in no particular ordrer):
I could be a member of the gestapo
I might get laid here - only might though
I'm not a fun person
I have no sense of humour
I'm here looking for a relationship
I'm fat (along with 95% of the people on this site I might add)
I'm ageist
I have smelly feet
I don't like myself
I don't get on with people
I thought that was pretty good work myself.
So what's the biggest assumption someone has made about you?
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I take it youknocked him back then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I give a shit!
Actually its normally because I look angelic that I behave angelically
I always prove them wrong "
One day... I lay awake at night dreaming of one day seeing you acting all 'angelic'.. Angels suck cock don't they? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That I give a shit!
Actually its normally because I look angelic that I behave angelically
I always prove them wrong
One day... I lay awake at night dreaming of one day seeing you acting all 'angelic'.. Angels suck cock don't they? "
This one does.....the rest can go pluck their harps;-)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you just love them?!
I've had a very entertaining chat with someone this morning who made all sorts of assumptions about me because I wasn't interested in him.
Apparently (and in no particular ordrer):
I could be a member of the gestapo
I might get laid here - only might though
I'm not a fun person
I have no sense of humour
I'm here looking for a relationship
I'm fat (along with 95% of the people on this site I might add)
I'm ageist
I have smelly feet
I don't like myself
I don't get on with people
I thought that was pretty good work myself.
So what's the biggest assumption someone has made about you?
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So all of that could'nt convince you to change your mind then ?  |
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"Don't you just love them?!
I've had a very entertaining chat with someone this morning who made all sorts of assumptions about me because I wasn't interested in him.
Apparently (and in no particular ordrer):
I could be a member of the gestapo
I might get laid here - only might though
I'm not a fun person
I have no sense of humour
I'm here looking for a relationship
I'm fat (along with 95% of the people on this site I might add)
I'm ageist
I have smelly feet
I don't like myself
I don't get on with people
I thought that was pretty good work myself.
So what's the biggest assumption someone has made about you?
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Why the fuck can't every girl be like you! Phwoar!
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"Don't you just love them?!
I've had a very entertaining chat with someone this morning who made all sorts of assumptions about me because I wasn't interested in him.
Apparently (and in no particular ordrer):
I could be a member of the gestapo
I might get laid here - only might though
I'm not a fun person
I have no sense of humour
I'm here looking for a relationship
I'm fat (along with 95% of the people on this site I might add)
I'm ageist
I have smelly feet
I don't like myself
I don't get on with people
I thought that was pretty good work myself.
So what's the biggest assumption someone has made about you?
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I don't know how he got the idea about you being in the gestapo... but the rest is pretty spot on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had lots of assumptions from the embittered thats why I have a poke paragraph in my profile.
Had a direct statement in an email yesterday from a bloke who said.
"You are not genuine and many regulars know who you REALLY are."
That's me told then.
I hope I'm really the missing heir to the Getty estate.... |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I don't know how he got the idea about you being in the gestapo... but the rest is pretty spot on "
You're a meanie!!! 
My feet do not smell!!
"At least I don't try and kid myself by wearing Converse trainers."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years ago I was in a children's playground with my daughter. She was playing with another little girl and her mother and I got talking.
The woman said she enjoyed the times with her daughter as work meant she didn't spend nearly enough time with her. I said I was lucky as I only worked part-time and at the local college.
The woman said she'd like to work there and if she gave me her number when I went to work on Monday could I ask my cleaning supervisor if they had any cleaning jobs. I said to her, sorry, I didn't know about the cleaning staff as I was a lecturer in business studies!
25 years on, and I've never seen a face go that red! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Imho…..Assume…. Is simply another word most yanks, cant say properly!!!……..
Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!!
Tic….. of course
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you just love them?!
I've had a very entertaining chat with someone this morning who made all sorts of assumptions about me because I wasn't interested in him.
Apparently (and in no particular ordrer):
I could be a member of the gestapo
I might get laid here - only might though
I'm not a fun person
I have no sense of humour
I'm here looking for a relationship
I'm fat (along with 95% of the people on this site I might add)
I'm ageist
I have smelly feet
I don't like myself
I don't get on with people
I thought that was pretty good work myself.
So what's the biggest assumption someone has made about you?
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70 or 80% of that actually describes me!  |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Imho…..Assume…. Is simply another word most yanks, cant say properly!!!……..
Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!!
Tic….. of course
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You forgot alooominum!! |
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By *iteskinMan
over a year ago
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some people assume i,m a bit raw and hardcore
but really i,m a pussycat that only bites the timewasting bullshitting timewasters that come out of the shed on here now and again
did i say i was a pussycat lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nice to know I'm not alone receiving abusive emails out of the blue. Now all we need to have a balanced viewpoint is for some guy to start up a thread entitled
"I am only here to cause grief - what do you other guys do to insult women on this site?"
I'm sure some are dull enough to respond to it...
Sort of self-naming and shaming!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That i'm a self-opinionated , egotistical , uptight , sarcastic , smartarse that makes a big deal of everything , just because i am !"
I know different  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Imho…..Assume…. Is simply another word most yanks, cant say properly!!!……..
Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!!
Tic….. of course
You forgot alooominum!! "
OMG...... yep """alooominum""".....Now that, in my humbly concurring assumption has just gotta be the worst ever….. oh yeah!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"some people assume i,m a bit raw and hardcore
but really i,m a pussycat that only bites the timewasting bullshitting timewasters that come out of the shed on here now and again
did i say i was a pussycat lol "
Yes you did. |
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"Nice to know I'm not alone receiving abusive emails out of the blue. Now all we need to have a balanced viewpoint is for some guy to start up a thread entitled
"I am only here to cause grief - what do you other guys do to insult women on this site?"
I'm sure some are dull enough to respond to it...
Sort of self-naming and shaming!! "
....I must resist....I must resist........I must resist....I must resist.... |
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over a year ago
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"Imho…..Assume…. Is simply another word most yanks, cant say properly!!!……..
Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!!
Tic….. of course
You forgot alooominum!!
OMG...... yep """alooominum""".....Now that, in my humbly concurring assumption has just gotta be the worst ever….. oh yeah!!! "
I was with some americans many many years ago and I said pass some aluminium foil and they laughed at my pronuciation. I said mine was correct and they said theirs was. I asked why did they think that and they said because we invented it! Oh dear. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But it is so hard to resist the naming and shaming I know its not allowed but there are some dicks out there that deserve it,I am fed up of being called a slag on here a daily basis on here,just because I am on here does not make me easy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But it is so hard to resist the naming and shaming I know its not allowed but there are some dicks out there that deserve it,I am fed up of being called a slag on here a daily basis on here,just because I am on here does not make me easy "
If you're receiving abuse then report the profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But it is so hard to resist the naming and shaming I know its not allowed but there are some dicks out there that deserve it,I am fed up of being called a slag on here a daily basis on here,just because I am on here does not make me easy
If you're receiving abuse then report the profiles"
I get called it all the time I think admin would get fed up for me and say not Janelle again x |
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"..... just because I am on here does not make me easy "
I can understand some assumptions....
"I am here to be used and abused and love my ass being fucked over and over again by more then one man....
I will be your sissy slut do what you want with me let your mates abuse me and off load there cum all over my face"
But then I assume most people don't read profiles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"But it is so hard to resist the naming and shaming I know its not allowed but there are some dicks out there that deserve it,I am fed up of being called a slag on here a daily basis on here,just because I am on here does not make me easy
If you're receiving abuse then report the profiles
I get called it all the time I think admin would get fed up for me and say not Janelle again x"
Not at all,you're fed up with it as you have just said and abuse is'nt allowed on the site so use the option thats avialable and let admin deal with it,we don't need people that think its ok to send abuse to others on here |
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"Don't you just love them?!
I've had a very entertaining chat with someone this morning who made all sorts of assumptions about me because I wasn't interested in him.
Apparently (and in no particular ordrer):
I could be a member of the gestapo
I might get laid here - only might though
I'm not a fun person
I have no sense of humour
I'm here looking for a relationship
I'm fat (along with 95% of the people on this site I might add)
I'm ageist
I have smelly feet
I don't like myself
I don't get on with people
I thought that was pretty good work myself.
So what's the biggest assumption someone has made about you?
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do u have smelly feet ?... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... just because I am on here does not make me easy
I can understand some assumptions....
"I am here to be used and abused and love my ass being fucked over and over again by more then one man....
I will be your sissy slut do what you want with me let your mates abuse me and off load there cum all over my face"
But then I assume most people don't read profiles."
If you look again its been changed,and even if that was still on there,theres still no way to be treated via message and when the messenger does not get what he wants |
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"..... just because I am on here does not make me easy
I can understand some assumptions....
"I am here to be used and abused and love my ass being fucked over and over again by more then one man....
I will be your sissy slut do what you want with me let your mates abuse me and off load there cum all over my face"
But then I assume most people don't read profiles."
I haven't been taking full notice of this thread so forgive me if I'm a bit slow but I'm definitely interested polo xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... just because I am on here does not make me easy
I can understand some assumptions....
"I am here to be used and abused and love my ass being fucked over and over again by more then one man....
I will be your sissy slut do what you want with me let your mates abuse me and off load there cum all over my face"
But then I assume most people don't read profiles."
And wanting that does not make me a slag does it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I really don't know what assumptions people make about me.
Once at a social I did get told that, from the forums , people thought i was a man.
Never did know why.
Cock was well tucked in ... |
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If you look again its been changed,and even if that was still on there,theres still no way to be treated via message and when the messenger does not get what he wants"
It was on there 6 minutes ago when I cut and paste it....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... just because I am on here does not make me easy
I can understand some assumptions....
"I am here to be used and abused and love my ass being fucked over and over again by more then one man....
I will be your sissy slut do what you want with me let your mates abuse me and off load there cum all over my face"
But then I assume most people don't read profiles.
If you look again its been changed,and even if that was still on there,theres still no way to be treated via message and when the messenger does not get what he wants"
Report the messages then
No point moaning about it on here when you're not going to do a thing about it |
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"I really don't know what assumptions people make about me.
Once at a social I did get told that, from the forums , people thought i was a man.
Never did know why.
Cock was well tucked in ..."
I gave you a good assumptuating the other week |
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"..... just because I am on here does not make me easy
I can understand some assumptions....
"I am here to be used and abused and love my ass being fucked over and over again by more then one man....
I will be your sissy slut do what you want with me let your mates abuse me and off load there cum all over my face"
But then I assume most people don't read profiles.
And wanting that does not make me a slag does it?"
I don't know what a slag is, so I can't say. But I can see why some would assume you like being called names. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because I am fat and on here I must be easy and I dont have standards ie will fuck anything in site. Oh and that I dont have a life outside of fabs"
I never get that!
A lot of men contact me wanting their bums smacked and assume I'll be prepared to meet them in their hotel rooms to do it! I get a lot of men offering their bums, especially if I've commented on a "bum" thread! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"..... just because I am on here does not make me easy
I can understand some assumptions....
"I am here to be used and abused and love my ass being fucked over and over again by more then one man....
I will be your sissy slut do what you want with me let your mates abuse me and off load there cum all over my face"
But then I assume most people don't read profiles.
And wanting that does not make me a slag does it?
I don't know what a slag is, so I can't say. But I can see why some would assume you like being called names."
I feel a slag is someone who will sleep with someone no matter what thats my idea of a slag and I am not that person. Just because I dress a bit slutty and but slutty on my profile does not make me easy game. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I must be a slag and deserve what I get because of what my profile says, Nice now that is one BIG assumption"
Ill say it again as I don't think its going in
Report the profiles that are sending you abuse,there is no point you moaning about getting all this abuse on a daily basis when you won't do the one thing that the site has in place to stop it |
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If you look again its been changed,..."
Nope it's still there now.... look just cut and paste it again.
"I am here to be used and abused and love my ass being fucked over and over again by more then one man
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I will be your sissy slut do what you want with me let your mates abuse me and off load there cum all over my face"
Do you even know what's on your profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really don't know what assumptions people make about me.
Once at a social I did get told that, from the forums , people thought i was a man.
Never did know why.
Cock was well tucked in ...
I gave you a good assumptuating the other week "
A pretty good one it was tooooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I really don't know what assumptions people make about me.
Once at a social I did get told that, from the forums , people thought i was a man.
Never did know why.
Cock was well tucked in ...
I gave you a good assumptuating the other week A pretty good one it was tooooooo "
I missed that then! you hid it too well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you look again its been changed,...
Nope it's still there now.... look just cut and paste it again.
"I am here to be used and abused and love my ass being fucked over and over again by more then one man
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I will be your sissy slut do what you want with me let your mates abuse me and off load there cum all over my face"
Do you even know what's on your profile?"
So because of that profile I am a slag, stop ripping it to shreads I know whats on there I know I have called myself a sissy slut,I love sex,I love gangbangs sweets I will not change it or me,but I am not a slag and to addressed as one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I must be a slag and deserve what I get because of what my profile says, Nice now that is one BIG assumption
Yes it is a big assumption... by you."
No by you your the one checkin my profile word for word |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
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do u have smelly feet ?...
Certainly not! I'm blessed with perfect feet!
yeah right then... still can't rid the house of the smell of your feet......."
Hmmm... is your nose too near your arse missy?!
*runs* |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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do u have smelly feet ?...
Certainly not! I'm blessed with perfect feet!
yeah right then... still can't rid the house of the smell of your feet.......
Hmmm... is your nose too near your arse missy?!
*runs*"
ooooooh!! like that is it oh dirty smelly one?? xxxxxxxxxxxxx |
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By *irtyGirl OP Woman
over a year ago
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do u have smelly feet ?...
Certainly not! I'm blessed with perfect feet!
yeah right then... still can't rid the house of the smell of your feet.......
Hmmm... is your nose too near your arse missy?!
*runs*
ooooooh!! like that is it oh dirty smelly one?? xxxxxxxxxxxxx"
Oi!! I don't have a smelly one either!!
Cheeky mare!  |
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"So I must be a slag and deserve what I get because of what my profile says, Nice now that is one BIG assumption
Yes it is a big assumption... by you.
No by you your the one checkin my profile word for word"
I make no assumption. I have already stated my point and that is I can see why some people might read your profile and assume you like being called names.
I do not state whether I feel that is wrong or OK to do so.... just that I can understand why some people may think it is OK to send asbuse to you.
You assumed it wasn't on your profile and even asked me to look again... so I did... twice... and I did not assume it was there I actually cut and paste it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I honestly thought I had changed it because of messages this morning,thats why I said check again,I am stupid but not that stupid I don't think I saved it,so will do it again,yes your profile reflects what you are and yes I am bit slutty and cock mad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So I must be a slag and deserve what I get because of what my profile says, Nice now that is one BIG assumption
Yes it is a big assumption... by you.
No by you your the one checkin my profile word for word
I make no assumption. I have already stated my point and that is I can see why some people might read your profile and assume you like being called names.
I do not state whether I feel that is wrong or OK to do so.... just that I can understand why some people may think it is OK to send asbuse to you.
You assumed it wasn't on your profile and even asked me to look again... so I did... twice... and I did not assume it was there I actually cut and paste it."
Is that better? |
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Is that better?"
It has certainly removed the potential ambiguity. Though I doubt it will totally stop the name calling.... which I feel you should report. You may prefer to just block and delete, but this means other people will likely get a similar message. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't mind reporting but by calling someone a slag or a bitch is not going to get them kicked off or even slapped wrists."
just to clarify incase you or anyone else is not aware this is from admin regarding reports........
What happens to a report? An admin reviews every single user report we receive. We may permanently suspend a user's account, disable certain aspects of the account or issue them a warning. We won't provide you any feedback on what action we've taken.
By reporting idiots, scammers, spammers and abuse you help make Fab a better place!
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"I don't mind reporting but by calling someone a slag or a bitch is not going to get them kicked off or even slapped wrists."
How do you know it doesn't?
It always seems to work when I have reported people. |
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"I assume every female on here thinks I'm gorgeous....
That's not an assumption babes........ oh god did I type that out loud?
Ooooh, do I feel the 'lurve' coming on???"
I dunno.... where are your hands? |
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"I assume every female on here thinks I'm gorgeous....
That's not an assumption babes........ oh god did I type that out loud?
Ooooh, do I feel the 'lurve' coming on???
I dunno.... where are your hands?"
Never mind the acerbic comeback - you went all soppy there for a minute & you know it.
If he PM's you, you'll have to shag him now.
(willing to put it down to Valentines Fever, but i'll be watching for a repeat) |
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"I assume every female on here thinks I'm gorgeous....
That's not an assumption babes........ oh god did I type that out loud?
Ooooh, do I feel the 'lurve' coming on???
I dunno.... where are your hands?
Never mind the acerbic comeback - you went all soppy there for a minute & you know it.
If he PM's you, you'll have to shag him now.
(willing to put it down to Valentines Fever, but i'll be watching for a repeat)"
Ooow yummy-gum-drops I'd better check my inbox. |
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"I assume every female on here thinks I'm gorgeous....
That's not an assumption babes........ oh god did I type that out loud?
Ooooh, do I feel the 'lurve' coming on???
I dunno.... where are your hands?
Never mind the acerbic comeback - you went all soppy there for a minute & you know it.
If he PM's you, you'll have to shag him now.
(willing to put it down to Valentines Fever, but i'll be watching for a repeat)"
I did try a wink |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't!!! it might be an exploding cock
Should I sniff it first and see if it smells like battenburg? "
Yes and if does and is made up of 4 little pink and yellow squares take a huge bite for me |
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"Imho…..Assume…. Is simply another word most yanks, cant say properly!!!……..
Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!!
Tic….. of course
You forgot alooominum!!
OMG...... yep """alooominum""".....Now that, in my humbly concurring assumption has just gotta be the worst ever….. oh yeah!!!
I was with some americans many many years ago and I said pass some aluminium foil and they laughed at my pronuciation. I said mine was correct and they said theirs was. I asked why did they think that and they said because we invented it! Oh dear."
wow...is the fact that north americans pronounce certain words differently really the end of the world? I never really understood that... |
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"Don't!!! it might be an exploding cock
Should I sniff it first and see if it smells like battenburg?
Yes and if does and is made up of 4 little pink and yellow squares take a huge bite for me "
I hate it when women treat us men like lumps of, er, cake. We have thingies, you know, brainy stuff wotsits too! |
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"Don't!!! it might be an exploding cock
Should I sniff it first and see if it smells like battenburg?
Yes and if does and is made up of 4 little pink and yellow squares take a huge bite for me
I hate it when women treat us men like lumps of, er, cake. We have thingies, you know, brainy stuff wotsits too! "
Go with the earlier 'shoe' line, that read quite well (but she's a hard bitch, so the wee red faced smiley was a fail in her eyes) ask her about shoes and stuff, she'll like that.
Ask for a fuck as well, she's an 'upfront' kinda chick... |
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"Don't!!! it might be an exploding cock
Should I sniff it first and see if it smells like battenburg?
Yes and if does and is made up of 4 little pink and yellow squares take a huge bite for me
I hate it when women treat us men like lumps of, er, cake. We have thingies, you know, brainy stuff wotsits too!
Go with the earlier 'shoe' line, that read quite well (but she's a hard bitch, so the wee red faced smiley was a fail in her eyes) ask her about shoes and stuff, she'll like that.
Ask for a fuck as well, she's an 'upfront' kinda chick..."
Oh me oh my..... he's well ahead of you |
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"As they say in the Scottish vernacular "Gaun yersel big man!!"
What the hell did you tell him to do?
He just called me a tart and ran off!"
"Gaun yersel" - A shout of encouragement, insinuating that the recipient needs no assistance to perform his attempted feat. Literally 'Go on yourself'. |
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"Imho…..Assume…. Is simply another word most yanks, cant say properly!!!……..
Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!!
Tic….. of course
You forgot alooominum!! "
And "mobul" phones... fekking colonials!! |
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"Imho…..Assume…. Is simply another word most yanks, cant say properly!!!……..
Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!! Potato!!!!!!!!!!!
Tic….. of course
You forgot alooominum!!
And "mobul" phones... fekking colonials!! "
sorry...but I pronounce it mobile...anyhow...north americans call them cellphones anyway...lol |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"Don't you just love them?!
I've had a very entertaining chat with someone this morning who made all sorts of assumptions about me because I wasn't interested in him.
Apparently (and in no particular ordrer):
I could be a member of the gestapo
I might get laid here - only might though
I'm not a fun person
I have no sense of humour
I'm here looking for a relationship
I'm fat (along with 95% of the people on this site I might add)
I'm ageist
I have smelly feet
I don't like myself
I don't get on with people
I thought that was pretty good work myself.
So what's the biggest assumption someone has made about you?
"
Im a dominant female
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