The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women. |
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women."
Well...i'd better be careful at weekends when i become te respectable Ms Crave Morehead  |
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women."
...and a few men too!  |
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women.
...and a few men too! "
Shhhhh that's the back-up plan lol |
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women."
Is there a tell tale guide available to spot these throat exploders?
I want to be on my guard |
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women.
Is there a tell tale guide available to spot these throat exploders?
I want to be on my guard"
You're guard is OK - I frisked him earlier. |
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women."
Reminds me of the female al qaeda terrorist who confused her semtex fo her tampax and blew up the wrong cunt |
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I've seen a vid of a woman giving a horse a BJ and it damn near blew the back of her throat out! Horsey gave a little whinny and then BLUUUURB! recoated her tonsils!  |
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"I've seen a vid of a woman giving a horse a BJ and it damn near blew the back of her throat out! Horsey gave a little whinny and then BLUUUURB! recoated her tonsils! "
I think I just tasted a bit of sick in my mouth. |
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women.
Is there a tell tale guide available to spot these throat exploders?
I want to be on my guard
You're guard is OK - I frisked him earlier."
 bloody sloppy seconds!
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK posing as horses. They will be using rather large exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women."
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women.
Is there a tell tale guide available to spot these throat exploders?
I want to be on my guard"
Just listen out for the ticking cocks smelling of almonds
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women.
Is there a tell tale guide available to spot these throat exploders?
I want to be on my guard
Just listen out for the ticking cocks smelling of almonds"
Only cos i watched ncis sat do i know what then almond smell means |
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women.
Is there a tell tale guide available to spot these throat exploders?
I want to be on my guard
Just listen out for the ticking cocks smelling of almonds
Only cos i watched ncis sat do i know what then almond smell means "
Too late, you're now on the MI5 watch list...  |
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"The lastest intel from MI5.3 reads.... It is believed a number of targets are currently being identified by a new cell of al-Qaeda based in the UK. They will be using exploding cocks to blow the throats out of western women.
Is there a tell tale guide available to spot these throat exploders?
I want to be on my guard
Just listen out for the ticking cocks smelling of almonds
Only cos i watched ncis sat do i know what then almond smell means
Too late, you're now on the MI5 watch list... "
bitter smell of almonds is cyanide tho not sure how much of a bang will get from it maybe a bit of a high |
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"I selflessly threw myself on a bakewell tart in the Co-op earlier to protect a woman with a baby…. damn that Mr Kipling!"
i did giggle rather a lot at that never going to be able to look at a bakewell tart in same light again |
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Bless... good luck! 
