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The random thing you'd do / with the person above thread ... Part 2

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Because I'm far too uncreative and one dimensional to think of anything new .. why not just carry on with the same old rubbish? ...

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A bit like the usual kiss, fuck, avoid bobbins but with an open ended activity (it can be anything sexual or vanilla) so we're not caught in a perpetual loop of all the woman getting 'fucks', all the men getting 'avoids' and all the men putting 'fuck' to the lady who was above them initially but then frantically deleting the post when they realise another guy has got in ahead of them.

So .. It's unisex so men don't have to worry about getting the ghey if it's a fella above .. What would YOU do with the person above??

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Teach him the true meaning of ghey

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Have a game of Backgammon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go on a picnic (naked)

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Go on a picnic (naked)"

Bring some spare blankets

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Fuck"

Cheers dude, I'm all come over with emotion now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck

Cheers dude, I'm all come over with emotion now

Emotion has never been so sticky

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Fuck

Cheers dude, I'm all come over with emotion now

Emotion has never been so sticky "

Double fuck with the one above

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dominoes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dominoes "
whatever she wants

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Teach him the true meaning of ghey"

you'd be the person I'd turn to if I woke up one day on the turn

Oh and whoever is above when I press 'post message' .. Space hopper race

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"Teach him the true meaning of ghey

you'd be the person I'd turn to if I woke up one day on the turn

Oh and whoever is above when I press 'post message' .. Space hopper race "
Where would i start ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That game you played at school where you formed a circle, each person had a biscuit and you all wanked and the last person to cum on their biscuit had to eat everyone else's cum covered biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That game you played at school where you formed a circle, each person had a biscuit and you all wanked and the last person to cum on their biscuit had to eat everyone else's cum covered biscuit."

Shopping for new biscuits

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Dicuss the pros and cons of grapes both green and red.....

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By *aramelMINXWoman over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Make a foam slip slide see how fast she goes in that pvc corset

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"That game you played at school where you formed a circle, each person had a biscuit and you all wanked and the last person to cum on their biscuit had to eat everyone else's cum covered biscuit."

Public school perchance?

(Not something we did in the playground at my local comprehensive)

Person above when I press send : a bit of Guantanamo Bay stylee waterboarding for a bit of a giggle x

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Person above when I press send : a bit of Guantanamo Bay stylee waterboarding for a bit of a giggle x"

Take him to the Thunderdome

(I've been there a number of times, there's a sign that reads: HOURS SINCE LAST INJURY: 0)

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'd buy _iamondjoe a ball gag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Person above when I press send : a bit of Guantanamo Bay stylee waterboarding for a bit of a giggle x

Take him to the Thunderdome

(I've been there a number of times, there's a sign that reads: HOURS SINCE LAST INJURY: 0)"

Will I find this on Google?

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd buy _iamondjoe a ball gag

I can still type!!!

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Person above when I press send : a bit of Guantanamo Bay stylee waterboarding for a bit of a giggle x

Take him to the Thunderdome

(I've been there a number of times, there's a sign that reads: HOURS SINCE LAST INJURY: 0)

Will I find this on Google? "

Google Thunderdome, Burning Man

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'd buy _iamondjoe a ball gag

I can still type!!!

Buy me a blindfold....

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'd buy _iamondjoe a ball gag

I can still type!!!

Buy me a blindfold....

Nah, we'll go play in a life-sized game of Mouse Trap

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Long as it's better than the shut film of the same name!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pistols at dawn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Person above when I press send : a bit of Guantanamo Bay stylee waterboarding for a bit of a giggle x

Take him to the Thunderdome

(I've been there a number of times, there's a sign that reads: HOURS SINCE LAST INJURY: 0)

Will I find this on Google?

Google Thunderdome, Burning Man"

.. I want a go

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Person above when I press send : a bit of Guantanamo Bay stylee waterboarding for a bit of a giggle x

Take him to the Thunderdome

(I've been there a number of times, there's a sign that reads: HOURS SINCE LAST INJURY: 0)

Will I find this on Google?

Google Thunderdome, Burning Man

.. I want a go

It's pretty fucking cool!

I went to a real Fight Club one year there... but you and I can attend the Human Carcass Wash together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cup of tea mate

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Cup of tea mate"

You read my mind

One lump or two?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Person above when I press send : a bit of Guantanamo Bay stylee waterboarding for a bit of a giggle x

Take him to the Thunderdome

(I've been there a number of times, there's a sign that reads: HOURS SINCE LAST INJURY: 0)

Will I find this on Google?

Google Thunderdome, Burning Man

.. I want a go

It's pretty fucking cool!

I went to a real Fight Club one year there... but you and I can attend the Human Carcass Wash together "

I obviously took to Google before answering that.. Human carcass wash.. made me

.. Sounded like a scene from a horror film... Upon reading I'm inclined to say.. Yes please

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Person above when I press send : a bit of Guantanamo Bay stylee waterboarding for a bit of a giggle x

Take him to the Thunderdome

(I've been there a number of times, there's a sign that reads: HOURS SINCE LAST INJURY: 0)

Will I find this on Google?

Google Thunderdome, Burning Man

.. I want a go

It's pretty fucking cool!

I went to a real Fight Club one year there... but you and I can attend the Human Carcass Wash together

I obviously took to Google before answering that.. Human carcass wash.. made me

.. Sounded like a scene from a horror film... Upon reading I'm inclined to say.. Yes please

It takes a while but by the time you get to go through it at the end it's fucking brilliant

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

Hat shopping with Joe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Person above when I press send : a bit of Guantanamo Bay stylee waterboarding for a bit of a giggle x

Take him to the Thunderdome

(I've been there a number of times, there's a sign that reads: HOURS SINCE LAST INJURY: 0)

Will I find this on Google?

Google Thunderdome, Burning Man

.. I want a go

It's pretty fucking cool!

I went to a real Fight Club one year there... but you and I can attend the Human Carcass Wash together

I obviously took to Google before answering that.. Human carcass wash.. made me

.. Sounded like a scene from a horror film... Upon reading I'm inclined to say.. Yes please

It takes a while but by the time you get to go through it at the end it's fucking brilliant"

I've never wanted to go to America.. Ever..

The more I'm reading about this place.. The more certain I am that I'm going.... Thanks Joe

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've never wanted to go to America.. Ever..

The more I'm reading about this place.. The more certain I am that I'm going.... Thanks Joe"

I'm going this year (getting tickets shortly) with a millionaire - you should SEE the size of the motor home he's hiring

Watch Lake of Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vPdTEYBGQ

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Toast marshamallows in front of his open fire.

Awww!

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman over a year ago

Dartford

"Toast marshamallows in front of his open fire.

Awww!

Roast some chestnuts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never wanted to go to America.. Ever..

The more I'm reading about this place.. The more certain I am that I'm going.... Thanks Joe

I'm going this year (getting tickets shortly) with a millionaire - you should SEE the size of the motor home he's hiring

Watch Lake of Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vPdTEYBGQ"

Just been reading someone's blog about it.. The heat and dust is a bit of a put off.. But the rest sounds amazing.. Will have a nose at that link tomorrow...

Hope the water is on him then

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I've never wanted to go to America.. Ever..

The more I'm reading about this place.. The more certain I am that I'm going.... Thanks Joe

I'm going this year (getting tickets shortly) with a millionaire - you should SEE the size of the motor home he's hiring

Watch Lake of Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vPdTEYBGQ

Just been reading someone's blog about it.. The heat and dust is a bit of a put off.. But the rest sounds amazing.. Will have a nose at that link tomorrow...

Hope the water is on him then

It's not the water I'm thinking of

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get him to jump up and down on my lower back

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By *anaduABCMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Get him to jump up and down on my lower back

Jump up and down on her lower back-

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get him to jump up and down on my lower back

Ask why he is jumping in said lawnmower?

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By *irtydom86Man over a year ago

Up north!

Tie her hands behind her back, kiss her neck softly and whisper in her ear that I want to do very naughty things with her!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Take you for a ride on an automotive armchair

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lick his cheek

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tied her arms to her legs and finger fuck her holes til she cum and taste the essense of her soul

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tied her arms to her legs and finger fuck her holes til she cum and taste the essense of her soul "

Let him do as he pleased

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Go parachuting. I'll take the parachute on my back and he can carry the picknick basket and a shovel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go parachuting. I'll take the parachute on my back and he can carry the picknick basket and a shovel. "

Themepark and burgers?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go parachuting. I'll take the parachute on my back and he can carry the picknick basket and a shovel.

Themepark and burgers?

Cocktails...pamper session and then debauchery at its finest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go parachuting. I'll take the parachute on my back and he can carry the picknick basket and a shovel.

Themepark and burgers?

Cocktails...pamper session and then debauchery at its finest"

Spread Marmite on toast for her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get him to do the wallpapering I need done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go trampolining. I fancy that today.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get him to do the wallpapering I need done "

It won't be a good job, plus I may get distracted by Mr A

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go trampolining. I fancy that today.

Sarah

Once broke my elbow trampolining

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get him to do the wallpapering I need done

It won't be a good job, plus I may get distracted by Mr A

I need a lift to the airport in june!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get him to do the wallpapering I need done

It won't be a good job, plus I may get distracted by Mr A

I need a lift to the airport in june! "

Round of golf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get him to do the wallpapering I need done

It won't be a good job, plus I may get distracted by Mr A

I need a lift to the airport in june! "

i would have gave you that lift

tho would be to Newcastle airport

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By *occerstar579Man over a year ago

Harrogate

"Get him to do the wallpapering I need done

It won't be a good job, plus I may get distracted by Mr A

I need a lift to the airport in june! "

Seeing as asked nicely jump in a car and take him to airport in June!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha thanks you lot. Manchester would be the preferred airport though lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

White water rafting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've never wanted to go to America.. Ever..

The more I'm reading about this place.. The more certain I am that I'm going.... Thanks Joe

I'm going this year (getting tickets shortly) with a millionaire - you should SEE the size of the motor home he's hiring

Watch Lake of Dreams

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7vPdTEYBGQ

Just been reading someone's blog about it.. The heat and dust is a bit of a put off.. But the rest sounds amazing.. Will have a nose at that link tomorrow...

Hope the water is on him then

It's not the water I'm thinking of

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Facial topiary and bush trimming

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Share a bottle of wine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Share a bottle of wine."
take her out to dinner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Facial topiary and bush trimming"

Mutual grooming, great way to get to know someone. Just roaming around each other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spank that bum

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By *aturelover2016Man over a year ago

London

"Facial topiary and bush trimming

Mutual grooming, great way to get to know someone. Just roaming around each other

Challenge her to a space hopper race

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Facial topiary and bush trimming

Mutual grooming, great way to get to know someone. Just roaming around each other

Challenge her to a space hopper race"

You bring the space hoppers and puncture repair kit then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roller blading

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll get the first aid kits ready for the 2 ladies above

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By *aturelover2016Man over a year ago

London

"Facial topiary and bush trimming

Mutual grooming, great way to get to know someone. Just roaming around each other

Challenge her to a space hopper race

You bring the space hoppers and puncture repair kit then

Your on!

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"Facial topiary and bush trimming

Mutual grooming, great way to get to know someone. Just roaming around each other

Challenge her to a space hopper race

You bring the space hoppers and puncture repair kit then

Your on! "
lucch and take it from there x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take too miller and carter mail box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Starbeck. ... a game of naked twister

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By *aturelover2016Man over a year ago

London

"Facial topiary and bush trimming

Mutual grooming, great way to get to know someone. Just roaming around each other

Challenge her to a space hopper race

You bring the space hoppers and puncture repair kit then

Your on! lucch and take it from there x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Share my sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lock him in a cupboard so I can get a chance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh I give up now

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By *tarbeckCouple over a year ago

york

"oh I give up now"
every thing

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By *iverpoolad2000Man over a year ago

liverpool

"Share a bottle of wine."
wine and dine this fitty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh I give up now every thing

seems like it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh I give up now"

tsk, tsk.

I'd tackle that rugby ball, in your pictures, away from you anyday!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"oh I give up now

tsk, tsk.

I'd tackle that rugby ball, in your pictures, away from you anyday!!

You can try

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Id ravish him and give him what he likes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Id ravish him and give him what he likes"

Walking through a Winter Wonderland

(hopefully .. this year

)

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

I'd make Dan a sausage sandwich .... With red and brown sauce

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Sail together on a pirate ship in the desert

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple over a year ago

home sweet home

Make them build a huuuuge domino rally and set it in motion. Then interrupt it right near the end!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take them to a sweet shop, buy them a chocolate bar and open it in the shop. Then make theme shout "I've found the last golden ticket"

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Sail together on a pirate ship in the desert "

Only if I'm allowed to dress the part

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sail together on a pirate ship in the desert

Only if I'm allowed to dress the part"

Shopping because I love your pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sail together on a pirate ship in the desert

Only if I'm allowed to dress the part

Shopping because I love your pictures "

Offer to carry both your shopping as I love both sets of pictures lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sail together on a pirate ship in the desert

Only if I'm allowed to dress the part

Shopping because I love your pictures

Offer to carry both your shopping as I love both sets of pictures lol"

Watch you carrying their bags! I just LOVE to watch a man at work!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sail together on a pirate ship in the desert

Only if I'm allowed to dress the part

Shopping because I love your pictures

Offer to carry both your shopping as I love both sets of pictures lol

Watch you carrying their bags! I just LOVE to watch a man at work!

Drinks and ogle the hot men looking for victims.. I mean friends to join us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Play I spy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Share my chocolate with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Share my chocolate with

Share a bag of minstrels and a cup of coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Share my chocolate with

Share a bag of minstrels and a cup of coffee

"
play strip scrabble

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Share my chocolate with

Share a bag of minstrels and a cup of coffee

Pop down to the Hoe for some ice cream and fish and chips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Share my chocolate with

Share a bag of minstrels and a cup of coffee

Pop down to the Hoe for some ice cream and fish and chips"

Play dress up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

? undress her slowly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"? undress her slowly"

find out how honest and attractive he is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"? undress her slowly"

As honest hands me Knitter's clothes, I'd fold them carefully

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"? undress her slowly

find out how honest and attractive he is

Try me

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Send him to watch Ghostbusters - on his own

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Send him to watch Ghostbusters - on his own"

Make him a cuppa

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

You're a good chap

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy him a snickers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Move that towel..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

Light a cigarette , get the video camera out and push some boundaries

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

Go to a club with her and 'look for fun!' Have a feeling we'd find some!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

)

Go to a club with her and 'look for fun!' Have a feeling we'd find some!

Ask her to join us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

)

Light a cigarette , get the video camera out and push some boundaries

Dinner and cocktails

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

)

Go to a club with her and 'look for fun!' Have a feeling we'd find some!

Ask her to join us

Haha now that sounds like a good time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would take knitter out for a nice lunch and some silly sightseeing. Find some fun hats and make an album of crazy pics out on the town

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

)

Light a cigarette , get the video camera out and push some boundaries

Dinner and cocktails"

And after the dinner and cocktails invite her to join us all

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

)

Light a cigarette , get the video camera out and push some boundaries

Dinner and cocktails

And after the dinner and cocktails invite her to join us all

"
dwarf tossing

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By *thletic Fella!!Man over a year ago

Wigan

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

)

Light a cigarette , get the video camera out and push some boundaries

Dinner and cocktails

And after the dinner and cocktails invite her to join us all

dwarf tossing

Invite round to serve me and my mates drinks at a poker game. During which you could tease until we could take it any longer.

Then take it from there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I would take knitter out for a nice lunch and some silly sightseeing. Find some fun hats and make an album of crazy pics out on the town"

Oh I love that idea and I love hats

let's do it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

)

Light a cigarette , get the video camera out and push some boundaries

Dinner and cocktails

And after the dinner and cocktails invite her to join us all

dwarf tossing

Fuck yeah

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him a snickers

Go ice skating (although I'm terrible so you would have to carry me around

)

Light a cigarette , get the video camera out and push some boundaries

Dinner and cocktails

And after the dinner and cocktails invite her to join us all

dwarf tossing

Invite round to serve me and my mates drinks at a poker game. During which you could tease until we could take it any longer.

Then take it from there."

Sounds great ... can you invite a dwarf or two ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Errr...meet?

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By *aneandpaulCouple over a year ago

cleveleys

i am in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Re-tile a bathroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Re-tile a bathroom "

Do what ?

Re tile a bathroom ?

I think we would furnish him with a guide to swinging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Re-tile a bathroom

Do what ?

Re tile a bathroom ?

I think we would furnish him with a guide to swinging

Dress up as a vicar and meet them in a graveyard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Re-tile a bathroom

Do what ?

Re tile a bathroom ?

I think we would furnish him with a guide to swinging

Dress up as a vicar and meet them in a graveyard "

Brilliant !

Game on

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By *iss AdventureWoman over a year ago

Wonderland

"Re-tile a bathroom

Do what ?

Re tile a bathroom ?

I think we would furnish him with a guide to swinging

Dress up as a vicar and meet them in a graveyard

Brilliant !

Game on

Dress as a corpse and scare the shit out of you dirty beggars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Re-tile a bathroom

Do what ?

Re tile a bathroom ?

I think we would furnish him with a guide to swinging

Dress up as a vicar and meet them in a graveyard

Brilliant !

Game on

Dress as a corpse and scare the shit out of you dirty beggars"

That means Mrs won't need to douch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Re-tile a bathroom

Do what ?

Re tile a bathroom ?

I think we would furnish him with a guide to swinging

Dress up as a vicar and meet them in a graveyard

Brilliant !

Game on

Dress as a corpse and scare the shit out of you dirty beggars

That means Mrs won't need to douch

That's two taboos which would be ticked off the list !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go to a Star Wars convention.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Re-tile a bathroom

Do what ?

Re tile a bathroom ?

I think we would furnish him with a guide to swinging

Dress up as a vicar and meet them in a graveyard

Brilliant !

Game on

Dress as a corpse and scare the shit out of you dirty beggars"

Lol lol lol I just spat diet everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Re-tile a bathroom

Do what ?

Re tile a bathroom ?

I think we would furnish him with a guide to swinging

Dress up as a vicar and meet them in a graveyard

Brilliant !

Game on

Dress as a corpse and scare the shit out of you dirty beggars

Lol lol lol I just spat diet everywhere. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Re-tile a bathroom

Do what ?

Re tile a bathroom ?

I think we would furnish him with a guide to swinging

Dress up as a vicar and meet them in a graveyard

Brilliant !

Game on

Dress as a corpse and scare the shit out of you dirty beggars

Lol lol lol I just spat diet everywhere.

Go dogging in a fire engine and the firemen/Women

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tickle his pickle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tickle his pickle. "

Pickle her gherkin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stick glow in the dark stars all over him.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Knock and run

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stick glow in the dark stars all over him."

Play jenga shots , who ever makes the tower topple has to take six shots as a forfeit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dress up in pigeon costumes and chase stray cats round the city centre.

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tickle his pickle. "

Tickle her fancy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tickle his pickle.

Tickle her fancy "

cover Joe in peanut butter then slowly lick it off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tickle his pickle.

Tickle her fancy "

Karaoke to Dolly Parton music.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tickle his pickle.

Tickle her fancy

Karaoke to Dolly Parton music. "

Wax their bikini line and sack using expanding foam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Settle down to an evening of Supermarket Sweep reruns

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Have him arrested

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By *shtonwpMan over a year ago

Lincoln

"Have him arrested

Make him make me full English

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

"Have him arrested

Visit the Hunterian Museum and then see what mischief we can get into.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have him arrested

Visit the Hunterian Museum and then see what mischief we can get into."

Give her a wedgie

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have him arrested

Visit the Hunterian Museum and then see what mischief we can get into."

Reprise that Velma outfit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have him arrested

Visit the Hunterian Museum and then see what mischief we can get into."
subject them to Barry manilows greatest hits on play again whilst gaffer taped to a sweaty plastic chair on a hot summer day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy him ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him ice cream"

Cover her in Chocolate sauce and then using my body give her a body massage

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Have him arrested

Visit the Hunterian Museum and then see what mischief we can get into."

Now that's a freaky date - you're on!

And to the random person above...

Take you to the Pantheon in Rome. I'm feeling generous.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

Bang him til he couldnt walk for a month...

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Bang him til he couldnt walk for a month...

I *beg* your pardon?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bang him til he couldnt walk for a month...

I *beg* your pardon?!"

I'll translate: you've pulled

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Bang him til he couldnt walk for a month...

I *beg* your pardon?!"

On closer inspection of your profile, I'm willing to give it a go

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By *anaduABCMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Bang him til he couldnt walk for a month...

Now who is a randy git lol

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Bang him til he couldnt walk for a month...

Now who is a randy git lol"

"Fwo him to the fwoor, vewwy woughly."

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By *anaduABCMan over a year ago

Dublin

"Bang him til he couldnt walk for a month...

Now who is a randy git lol

"Fwo him to the fwoor, vewwy woughly.""

Stwike him centuwian....

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By *iamondjoeMan over a year ago

Glastonbury

Have him stoned

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have him stoned

"
diamond is best left as is I think how can you improve on eccentric

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have him stoned

diamond is best left as is I think how can you improve on eccentric

This would be one of those very rare occasions where we may just have a cup of tea , or possibly just have a short discussion on the use of emojis on public forums

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Gloswingers....

Photo shoot with bananas...and apples if you have any ideas

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gloswingers....

Photo shoot with bananas...and apples if you have any ideas

-Courtney "

Sounds fun !

And possibly a cucumber ?

Just as long as the banana and cucumber have condoms on (

) , as at least they can stay hard !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Blindfold

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Train spotting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Train spotting."

Girlie giggles then girlie fun! Then drag two or three hot forum guys in to join us! Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Human buffet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Train spotting.

Girlie giggles then girlie fun! Then drag two or three hot forum guys in to join us! Xx"

I'm in.

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