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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.  |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
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"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas. strepsol antiseptic sweets"
Strepsols... up yer bum?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apply semen to the affected areas.
Is that an offer?
There must be a nice local fella on here  "
Actually he has a point gargling salt water. It will sting but speed up healing xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.
How on earth did you do that?
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I swallowed a massive lump of jacket potato. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Apply semen to the affected areas.
Is that an offer?
There must be a nice local fella on here "
Are you turning ME down? You should be grateful that I even considered your offer. Pffft. |
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"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.
How on earth did you do that?
I swallowed a massive lump of jacket potato. "
I laughed. Sorry. |
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"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.
Eat ice cream to sooth the throat. "
how about jelly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sucking ice cubes/lollies and sipping cold drinks is the only thing that's gonna help. Salt water, hot fluids, etc. will hurt like hell and do nothing to speed up the healing process. Soft and mushy food for a couple of days too will help and not aggrevate the sore soft tissues. Hope you feel better soon x
Ps - I work in dentistry  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.
How on earth did you do that?
I swallowed a massive lump of jacket potato.
I laughed. Sorry. "
You're not sorry at all |
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"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.
How on earth did you do that?
I swallowed a massive lump of jacket potato.
I laughed. Sorry.
You're not sorry at all "
I know  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I somehow managed to burn my tongue & the inside of my throat last night, not recommended! Any suggestions for cures? Aside from applying cream to the areas.
How on earth did you do that?
I swallowed a massive lump of jacket potato.
I laughed. Sorry.
You're not sorry at all
I know "
Colouring you too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sucking ice cubes/lollies and sipping cold drinks is the only thing that's gonna help. Salt water, hot fluids, etc. will hurt like hell and do nothing to speed up the healing process. Soft and mushy food for a couple of days too will help and not aggrevate the sore soft tissues. Hope you feel better soon x
Ps - I work in dentistry "
Evil woman alert! ANYONE who works in dentistry must be sadistic!
Only cos I hate the dentist though  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sucking ice cubes/lollies and sipping cold drinks is the only thing that's gonna help. Salt water, hot fluids, etc. will hurt like hell and do nothing to speed up the healing process. Soft and mushy food for a couple of days too will help and not aggrevate the sore soft tissues. Hope you feel better soon x
Ps - I work in dentistry
Evil woman alert! ANYONE who works in dentistry must be sadistic!
Only cos I hate the dentist though "
Are you surmising or do you secretly want me to be sadistic?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got something that would make you feel better x
Oh really?  . YES
Well my lips are a bit tender too .
Not intended for your mouth "
Don't I get a kiss?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got something that would make you feel better x
Oh really? . YES
Well my lips are a bit tender too .
Not intended for your mouth
Don't I get a kiss? . Of course xxxx "
Good. So what's intended for where? |
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By *ohnkezCouple
over a year ago
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"I've got something that would make you feel better x
Oh really? . YES
Well my lips are a bit tender too .
Not intended for your mouth
Don't I get a kiss? . Of course xxxx
Good. So what's intended for where? "
. Hehe you will have to wait and see, can feel a trip to the coast is in order |
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