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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A bit like the usual kiss, fuck, avoid bobbins but with an open ended activity (it can be anything sexual or vanilla) so we're not caught in a perpetual loop of all the woman getting 'fucks', all the men getting 'avoids' and all the men putting 'fuck' to the lady who was above them initially but then frantically deleting the post when they realise another guy has got in ahead of them.

So .. It's unisex so men don't have to worry about getting the ghey if it's a fella above .. What would YOU do with the person above??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bit like the usual kiss, fuck, avoid bobbins but with an open ended activity (it can be anything sexual or vanilla) so we're not caught in a perpetual loop of all the woman getting 'fucks', all the men getting 'avoids' and all the men putting 'fuck' to the lady who was above them initially but then frantically deleting the post when they realise another guy has got in ahead of them.

So .. It's unisex so men don't have to worry about getting the ghey if it's a fella above .. What would YOU do with the person above?? "

Drink and moan about our football teams of course

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Drink and moan about our football teams of course "

Drink and moan about anything other than football

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A bit like the usual kiss, fuck, avoid bobbins but with an open ended activity (it can be anything sexual or vanilla) so we're not caught in a perpetual loop of all the woman getting 'fucks', all the men getting 'avoids' and all the men putting 'fuck' to the lady who was above them initially but then frantically deleting the post when they realise another guy has got in ahead of them.

So .. It's unisex so men don't have to worry about getting the ghey if it's a fella above .. What would YOU do with the person above?? "

Teach him about ghey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Play patacake with

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A bit like the usual kiss, fuck, avoid bobbins but with an open ended activity (it can be anything sexual or vanilla) so we're not caught in a perpetual loop of all the woman getting 'fucks', all the men getting 'avoids' and all the men putting 'fuck' to the lady who was above them initially but then frantically deleting the post when they realise another guy has got in ahead of them.

So .. It's unisex so men don't have to worry about getting the ghey if it's a fella above .. What would YOU do with the person above??

Drink and moan about our football teams of course "

We might play each other soon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Drink and moan about our football teams of course

Drink and moan about anything other than football"

I'd just want to listen to all your mad stories

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A bit like the usual kiss, fuck, avoid bobbins but with an open ended activity (it can be anything sexual or vanilla) so we're not caught in a perpetual loop of all the woman getting 'fucks', all the men getting 'avoids' and all the men putting 'fuck' to the lady who was above them initially but then frantically deleting the post when they realise another guy has got in ahead of them.

So .. It's unisex so men don't have to worry about getting the ghey if it's a fella above .. What would YOU do with the person above??

Teach him about ghey "

Go to Clarks Village for a pint

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Drink and moan about our football teams of course

Drink and moan about anything other than football

I'd just want to listen to all your mad stories "

I don;t like to bore - maybe we could swap war stories?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Play patacake with "

Stroke her puppy

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"A bit like the usual kiss, fuck, avoid bobbins but with an open ended activity (it can be anything sexual or vanilla) so we're not caught in a perpetual loop of all the woman getting 'fucks', all the men getting 'avoids' and all the men putting 'fuck' to the lady who was above them initially but then frantically deleting the post when they realise another guy has got in ahead of them.

So .. It's unisex so men don't have to worry about getting the ghey if it's a fella above .. What would YOU do with the person above??

Teach him about ghey

Go to Clarks Village for a pint "

Clarks Village is a shithole.

There are much nicer places nearby

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A bit like the usual kiss, fuck, avoid bobbins but with an open ended activity (it can be anything sexual or vanilla) so we're not caught in a perpetual loop of all the woman getting 'fucks', all the men getting 'avoids' and all the men putting 'fuck' to the lady who was above them initially but then frantically deleting the post when they realise another guy has got in ahead of them.

So .. It's unisex so men don't have to worry about getting the ghey if it's a fella above .. What would YOU do with the person above??

Drink and moan about our football teams of course

We might play with each other soon "

Bloody hell Dan, you're a bit forward

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Face painting

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"Face painting "
body painting

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Clean my teeth

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Invite you up to see my nawti etchings

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By *rchie300Man  over a year ago

Hamworthy

I'd like to go to a Roman orgy with these two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Clean my teeth"

What wouldn't you do

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Clean my teeth

What wouldn't you do "

Zorbing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Salsa dancing

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'd like to go to a Roman orgy with these two "

You're soooo on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Paintballing with DiamondJoe or naked rambling with Knitter

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Paintballing with DiamondJoe or naked rambling with Knitter"

Paintballing?

You're coming with me to a museum or gallery of your choice followed by drinks at the American Bar in the Savoy.

*tuts*

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By *aneandpaulCouple  over a year ago

cleveleys

Just let him use me as he wants

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Just let him use me as he wants"

That's the kind of offer I like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Paintballing with DiamondJoe or naked rambling with Knitter

Paintballing?

You're coming with me to a museum or gallery of your choice followed by drinks at the American Bar in the Savoy.

*tuts* "

Deal. The museum of my choice is the Sex Museum in Amsterdam

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Paintballing with DiamondJoe or naked rambling with Knitter

Paintballing?

You're coming with me to a museum or gallery of your choice followed by drinks at the American Bar in the Savoy.

*tuts*

Deal. The museum of my choice is the Sex Museum in Amsterdam "

That's shit lol

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By *ust Ms LovinWoman  over a year ago

birmingham

ive always wanted to slap a stranger round the face with a fish

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Paintballing with DiamondJoe or naked rambling with Knitter

Paintballing?

You're coming with me to a museum or gallery of your choice followed by drinks at the American Bar in the Savoy.

*tuts*

Deal. The museum of my choice is the Sex Museum in Amsterdam

That's shit lol"

I vote the Dali Museum at Figueres in Spain.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Paintballing with DiamondJoe or naked rambling with Knitter

Paintballing?

You're coming with me to a museum or gallery of your choice followed by drinks at the American Bar in the Savoy.

*tuts*

Deal. The museum of my choice is the Sex Museum in Amsterdam

That's shit lol"

Don't destroy the mystique surrounding it for me! Edinburgh Zoo has already destroyed my childhood and the entire X-Men movie franchise after I went there and found out what a wolverine actually looks like!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ive always wanted to slap a stranger round the face with a fish "

Cod or haddock?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Get him to sing Durham Town to me

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Don't destroy the mystique surrounding it for me! Edinburgh Zoo has already destroyed my childhood and the entire X-Men movie franchise after I went there and found out what a wolverine actually looks like! "

I've never been here...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Palace_Museum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mow her grass for a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get him to sing Durham Town to me"

Oh believe me, nobody deserves to be tortured by my dulcet tones!

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman  over a year ago

Bedfordshire


"Mow her grass for a cup of tea."

Make him a cuppa tea to mow my grass

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mow her grass for a cup of tea.

Make him a cuppa tea to mow my grass "

Ceroc dancing?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Paintballing with DiamondJoe or naked rambling with Knitter"

Naked

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By *unky monkeyMan  over a year ago

in the night garden

I would introduce them to my friend Mark (who is a ninja) and he would wail sweetly on his electric guitar to them. (before having sexual intercourse )

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Paintballing with DiamondJoe or naked rambling with Knitter

Naked "

You know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Paintballing with DiamondJoe or naked rambling with Knitter

Naked

You know "

I have no idea what your talking about. Fancy sharing a bag of chips

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make pics

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Newt catching with knitter x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cough over everyone and share my misery

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Make pics "
Nice long walk in the woods x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make pics "

Go clay pigeon shooting

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Make pics

Go clay pigeon shooting"

Shoot some peasants?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Go karting

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Summerlovin - hot air balloon ride with both, including picnic and waterbombs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Make pics

Go clay pigeon shooting"

Have me a blast!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

take them on the ghost train !

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Cough over everyone and share my misery"
buy him some buttercup syrop x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cough over everyone and share my misery buy him some buttercup syrop x"

Does it cure ebola?....which has mutated with bird flu?

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By *rightonsteveMan  over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd buy him a beer.

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Cough over everyone and share my misery buy him some buttercup syrop x

Does it cure ebola?....which has mutated with bird flu? "

no but it tastes nice xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cough over everyone and share my misery buy him some buttercup syrop x

Does it cure ebola?....which has mutated with bird flu? no but it tastes nice xx"

Hold the camera for them

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cough over everyone and share my misery buy him some buttercup syrop x

Does it cure ebola?....which has mutated with bird flu? no but it tastes nice xx"

OMG! I really am dying! I can't even think of a filthy innuendo to make from such a gift of an in line.....Switzerland it is

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Cough over everyone and share my misery buy him some buttercup syrop x

Does it cure ebola?....which has mutated with bird flu? no but it tastes nice xx

OMG! I really am dying! I can't even think of a filthy innuendo to make from such a gift of an in line.....Switzerland it is "

bloody hell you must be bad , shall i call a nurse ?

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By *aturelover2016Man  over a year ago

London


"Cough over everyone and share my misery buy him some buttercup syrop x

Does it cure ebola?....which has mutated with bird flu? no but it tastes nice xx

OMG! I really am dying! I can't even think of a filthy innuendo to make from such a gift of an in line.....Switzerland it is "

Make him a hot toddy!

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Steal the hot toddy and run off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Difficult to tell with one pic, so flirt over a few drinks?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oops mine was for mature lover

Colgate would get a kiss or two

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure I can think of some fun girlie things to do with Alabama

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh I'm sure there's a list of things we could work through

No need to rush, like taking my time

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By *aturelover2016Man  over a year ago

London


"Oops mine was for mature lover

Colgate would get a kiss or two "

Flirt back x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By *irtydom86Man  over a year ago

Up north!


"Oops mine was for mature lover

Colgate would get a kiss or two "

Kiss Alabama's neck and whisper how much I want her in her ear & maybe a few other naughty things x

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Oh I'm sure there's a list of things we could work through

No need to rush, like taking my time "

I'd show him the erotic possibilities of his arsehole

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By *aturelover2016Man  over a year ago

London


"Oh I'm sure there's a list of things we could work through

No need to rush, like taking my time

I'd show him the erotic possibilities of his arsehole "

Play a game of backgammon

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have a mature discussion over a pint.

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Have a mature discussion over a pint."
Take his tie of slowly

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By *aturelover2016Man  over a year ago

London


"Have a mature discussion over a pint. Take his tie of slowly "

If you don't mind were trying to have a game of backgammon here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have a mature discussion over a pint. Take his tie of slowly "

Take a drive in the car

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Have a mature discussion over a pint. Take his tie of slowly

If you don't mind were trying to have a game of backgammon here!"

Play Cards Against Humanity?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Up4fun. I'd happily pass you a towel.

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By *irtydom86Man  over a year ago

Up north!


"Up4fun. I'd happily pass you a towel. "

Snatch the towel away and tell you to suck him in front of me!

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Eat pizza and discuss bad meets.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eat pizza and discuss bad meets..... "

Out the pizza to one side and continue to devour her

I'm sure you taste better

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eat pizza and discuss bad meets.....

Out the pizza to one side and continue to devour her

I'm sure you taste better "

You can spot me mate I need to up my bench press game

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By *irtydom86Man  over a year ago

Up north!

Ask him to seduce my wife and give her her 1st threesome experience

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By *anky_PankyWoman  over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Eat pizza and discuss bad meets.....

Out the pizza to one side and continue to devour her

I'm sure you taste better "

Mmmmmm fuuuuuuuuuck.... yes please - devour me

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Can I have a slice?

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By *tarbeckCouple  over a year ago

york


"Can I have a slice?"
scub your back , thats all i can see x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a slice? scub your back , thats all i can see x "

Offer more than my back....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pole dancing lessons

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll provide the pole....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll provide the pole.... "

Any good in goal?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Eat pizza and discuss bad meets.....

Out the pizza to one side and continue to devour her

I'm sure you taste better

Mmmmmm fuuuuuuuuuck.... yes please - devour me "

Fully intend to,,, won't miss an inch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll provide the pole.... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll provide the pole....

Any good in goal?"

I'll ask him when he's finished washing my car........dons tin hat and takes cover

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll provide the pole.... "

..

.. Not that sick then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Summerlovin - hot air balloon ride with both, including picnic and waterbombs "

Sound awesome, although I'm the type of person who would insist on going back and collecting the burst balloons otherwise I'll carry guilt forever that I'm killing unsuspecting wildlife with the rubber!

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place


"I'll provide the pole....

..

.. Not that sick then "

Lots and lots of kissing and oral and fucking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'll provide the pole....

..

.. Not that sick then "

A dying man's last fantasy

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford

I think dinner and drinks with the poster above would be fun. Followed by swapping funny stories and discussing club visits.

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By *heclitmaster84Man  over a year ago

Huddersfield

Av a few drinks and a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rally driving

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place


"Rally driving "

Sex in front of an open fire.

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Rally driving "

A knitting lesson

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By *heclitmaster84Man  over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Rally driving "
like rally driving x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Airsofting

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Airsofting "

Pampering session at a spa

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By *rchie300Man  over a year ago

Hamworthy

Roman orgy again for me with this delightful creature

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By *heclitmaster84Man  over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Airsofting "
what's that when it's at home x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Roman orgy again for me with this delightful creature "

Sounds fun

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Airsofting what's that when it's at home x "

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Same concept as paint balling.. But with high powered bb guns .. It's lots of fun.. Although I did break a finger once, while army rolling with a large weapon in my hand

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By *obletonMan  over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Play Donkey Kong

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE


"Airsofting what's that when it's at home x

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Same concept as paint balling.. But with high powered bb guns .. It's lots of fun.. Although I did break a finger once, while army rolling with a large weapon in my hand "

Bet that made his eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Over a pint play the do you thing she's wearing knickers game

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Airsofting what's that when it's at home x

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Same concept as paint balling.. But with high powered bb guns .. It's lots of fun.. Although I did break a finger once, while army rolling with a large weapon in my hand

Bet that made his eyes water "

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By *heclitmaster84Man  over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Airsofting what's that when it's at home x

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Same concept as paint balling.. But with high powered bb guns .. It's lots of fun.. Although I did break a finger once, while army rolling with a large weapon in my hand "

that sounds painfull love x

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Over a pint play the do you thing she's wearing knickers game "

Take the mick out of tosh, chat balls and get pissed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Over a pint play the do you thing she's wearing knickers game

Take the mick out of tosh, chat balls and get pissed "

Monkey Tennis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Over a pint play the do you thing she's wearing knickers game

Take the mick out of tosh, chat balls and get pissed

Monkey Tennis "

Pint and a game of darts

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Over a pint play the do you thing she's wearing knickers game

Take the mick out of tosh, chat balls and get pissed

Monkey Tennis "

Monkey knife fight

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Over a pint play the do you thing she's wearing knickers game

Take the mick out of tosh, chat balls and get pissed

Monkey Tennis "

dan bowling, a cheeky drink and a private party

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Over a pint play the do you thing she's wearing knickers game

Take the mick out of tosh, chat balls and get pissed

Monkey Tennis

Monkey knife fight "

Let him pimp me out to Women!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Build an Airfix model plane

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Over a pint play the do you thing she's wearing knickers game

Take the mick out of tosh, chat balls and get pissed

Monkey Tennis

Monkey knife fight

Let him pimp me out to Women!

"

Too easy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pint and a gig ?

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Pint for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Making and drinking cocktails

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

Play hide the thimble

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Play hide the thimble "

Definitely not playing hide the sausage!

Go on a treasure hunt around the fine city of Edinburgh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Play hide the thimble

Definitely not playing hide the sausage!

Go on a treasure hunt around the fine city of Edinburgh "

Make him run naked through the streets of Reading

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman  over a year ago

Dartford


"Play hide the thimble

Definitely not playing hide the sausage!

Go on a treasure hunt around the fine city of Edinburgh "

Afternoon tea and a matinee

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By *obletonMan  over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

Drink trampjuice in a bus shelter and shout incoherently at passers by

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Play pick up sticks

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Coopers Hill Cheese rolling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coopers Hill Cheese rolling "

A drink, a chat, a hotel room and some handcuffs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Baby oil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Play hide the thimble "

You'll never find it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Play pick up sticks "

Naked twister covered in Chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Play pick up sticks

Naked twister covered in Chocolate

"

Health & safety Scrummy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Play pick up sticks

Naked twister covered in Chocolate

"

Pub?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Make chocolate fudge brownies and then hunt ppl to smear it over and lick off...

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By *un4allxMan  over a year ago

Arkley


"Coopers Hill Cheese rolling

A drink, a chat, a hotel room and some handcuffs "

Hotel room and sexy Jenga

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coopers Hill Cheese rolling

A drink, a chat, a hotel room and some handcuffs

Hotel room and sexy Jenga"

I'd take you shopping for some decent underwear... xx

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Get d*unk and play ping pong

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Get d*unk and play ping pong"

Read his diary whilst wearing his oven gloves

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Play pick up sticks

Naked twister covered in Chocolate

Health & safety Scrummy! "

Well as long as she is willing to clean me,

I will lick her clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Watch reruns of Biker Grove on DVD while poaching eggs

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By *eiseguy83Man  over a year ago

Waterford

Trade Pokemon cards

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Coopers Hill Cheese rolling

A drink, a chat, a hotel room and some handcuffs

Hotel room and sexy Jenga

I'd take you shopping for some decent underwear... xx"

I'd take you out with my girlie friends, have dinner, get slightly tiddly, go to a club and ravish each other - then team up and find a few hot guys to ravish!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple  over a year ago

nr chester

Holme time, play penny for a smack Mrs cmy

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Trade Pokemon cards"

You're an adult, we can play Cards Against Humanity

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

Pooh sticks ?

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Pooh sticks ? "

Poo sticks?!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd rude words all over him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pooh sticks ?

Poo sticks?!

"

Block his YouTube account

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Pooh sticks ?

Poo sticks?!

Block his YouTube account "

Go on a date dressed in each others clothes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wave at low flying aircraft

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple  over a year ago

Andover

Convert them! X

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE


"Wave at low flying aircraft "

Fly low over waving folk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Meh! Too fast this!

Sulking in the corner!

Why isn't there a sulking emoticon?

Bah! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Meh! Too fast this!

Sulking in the corner!

Why isn't there a sulking emoticon?

Bah! Xx"

Zorbing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Meh! Too fast this!

Sulking in the corner!

Why isn't there a sulking emoticon?

Bah! Xx"

Sleep in a bed while a couple in the next bed have sex

Crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holme time, play penny for a smack Mrs cmy "

Whose smacking who lol??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Holme time, play penny for a smack Mrs cmy

Whose smacking who lol?? "

Paint his toenails

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple  over a year ago

nr chester


"Holme time, play penny for a smack Mrs cmy

Whose smacking who lol?? "

. I'm easy, you choose couldn't help it, had to say it, seeing that amazing ass on your avatar

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Go on a coach trip and pull moonies out of the back window

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Go on a coach trip and pull moonies out of the back window "

Bounce together on a trampoline!

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By *o new WinksMan  over a year ago

BSE

Finally get that coffee

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By *irtydom86Man  over a year ago

Up north!


"Go on a coach trip and pull moonies out of the back window

Bounce together on a trampoline!"

Join in on the trampoline, flirting lots and see where it goes. Never had naughty fun on a trampoline! haha

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

If he's such a dirtydom then a good scrubbing in the bath I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If he's such a dirtydom then a good scrubbing in the bath I reckon."
a day out and a picnic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If he's such a dirtydom then a good scrubbing in the bath I reckon."

Take her abseiling

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

Give him an Abe Lincoln

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Give him an Abe Lincoln "

A what? Pmsl

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple  over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"Give him an Abe Lincoln

A what? Pmsl"

Take him outta his house and bring him to mine xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Give him an Abe Lincoln "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Give him an Abe Lincoln "

Liam!

Have giggles and mind-blowing sex for - oh - around 12 hours or so? Xx

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury


"Give him an Abe Lincoln

Liam!

Have giggles and mind-blowing sex for - oh - around 12 hours or so? Xx"

I'll explain to her what an Abe Lincoln is

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