Seven Kinds Of Sex
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have
sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you
are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex
has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you
pass each other in the hallway you both say ... 'F... You.'
The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religous Sex.
Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun
at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to
court and screws you in front of everyone.
The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
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