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Purchase a 3.99 chocolate cake from Iceland (the extra special range) and smear it on my face whilst looking in the mirror whispering, "take me home frodo, take me home" all whilst lovingly watching myself masturbate and rolling my eyes furiously. When I'm done I go downstairs and lay on the kitchen floor singing wuthering heights. |
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"Purchase a 3.99 chocolate cake from Iceland (the extra special range) and smear it on my face whilst looking in the mirror whispering, "take me home frodo, take me home" all whilst lovingly watching myself masturbate and rolling my eyes furiously. When I'm done I go downstairs and lay on the kitchen floor singing wuthering heights. " what? That old chestnut ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Purchase a 3.99 chocolate cake from Iceland (the extra special range) and smear it on my face whilst looking in the mirror whispering, "take me home frodo, take me home" all whilst lovingly watching myself masturbate and rolling my eyes furiously. When I'm done I go downstairs and lay on the kitchen floor singing wuthering heights. what? That old chestnut "
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