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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In physical education at secondary school. I was a virgin at the time. I started playing nervous with a girl she was very forward. I got my hand all the way up the inside of her shorts and made it as far as her knickers. I was so excited I got an instant erection. I had to take of out the class and nip to the toilet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst meeting an ex to collect my things - I was trying to do the 'I don't want us, I'm outta here'
Personally think answering the door half naked was a ploy   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was browsing Fab in the bathroom, when his good self starts standing to attention. Decided to take it in the bedroom...left bathroom only to meet my Japanese housemate in the hallway putting her clothes on a clothes horse. Most excruciating experience of my life, me wearing only boxers and having to 'waddle' past her briskly while she made polite conversation ...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is the worst place you've been with a boner to hide?"
Having to try and hide myself underneath the counter at work to hide my shame while helping a customer |
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"In a sauna. Everyone naked. I was about 19 and my 1St time being in that situation. Ice water fixed it in a very painful way. "
In the saunas that I go to it's an embarrassment if ya can't get one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was at a spa and in the jacuzzi...a beautiful woman joined and I couldn't keep my eyes of the water lapping her tits...when I stood up to get out I made her fully aware how hard I was |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is the worst place you've been with a boner to hide?
Pretty much everywhere!
My suits are quite bad at hiding them too. "
Have a word with your tailor at once! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine was in the hairdressers last week. My hairdresser tilted the seat right back so she could trim my beard/stubble when I looked over her pussy was inches away from my face that made me so hard my cock was bludging in my trousers as I looked at my cock I look at her and my hairdresser has noticed it and gives me a smile shame there was other people there could of been interesting lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Work, I mistakenly made it known on here that id forgotten my work clothes so was working all day in my cycle gear, someone (who will not be named) thought it would be fun if all you sexy ladies sent me pics to get me aroused, cause you can't miss a hard on in Lycra can ya, and yes I got pics sent, I got quite aroused and some one had noticed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is the worst place you've been with a boner to hide?
Pretty much everywhere!
My suits are quite bad at hiding them too.
Have a word with your tailor at once!"
What if the suit choice was deliberate? |
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2 years ago while in benidorm with a group of tgirls and admirers we decided to have a party 1 night (so I took a red 150mg Viagra) which was great for that nights party but the effects lasted 2 and a half days,hence I was walking round benidorm in a mini skirt and my handbag in front of me trying to hide the bulge. |
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By *al2001Man
over a year ago
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I have had 30 years of embarrassing hard ons. I just love my comfy trackies
I often get them and I'm not even feeling horny
But I'm blessed my cock bends up and to the left and is flexible. On full mast I can tuck it between my legs and with the bit of loose trackie gusset you wouldn't even know it was there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walking down the street in the daylight in Thailand with a couple of sexy ladies holding either hand and having the thinnest shorts on.. I've got a decent sized cock too IMO lol.. I was on my way to a 3 sum..
I suppose if it's going to happen; nobody would think anything of it there??
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I get hard on's in different places lol
But about a month or so ago was in a spa in a holiday inn with my fb and when the bubbles started she played with my cock so naturally got hard, then when the bubbles stopped then a couple of ladies came in the spa and my fb got out to get into the pool but I stood up and still was rock hard so had to get straight into spa again until went down lol think the ladies must of noticed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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School bus was the worst, those vibrations got you every time. All the lads used wait ages outside the school before we got off the bus, I thought at the time we were just being rebels but I'd say we all had boners! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a keen 17 year old in Sunset boulevard nightclub. I managed to keep it out the way when bumping and grinding until the very end and I stabbed the lovely lady full on to the bum cheek with it. Didn't go well for me after that.
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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago
You Dont Need to Know, right now |
"School bus was the worst, those vibrations got you every time..."
Buses can be just as embarrassing for girls. I had my first orgasm on a bus, just from the vibrations.
Fortunately, I'm not a 'screamer' |
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"Where is the worst place you've been with a boner to hide?"
At a funeral.
I'm not a necrophiliac...it was a friend of an acquaintance's funeral.
And I had a thing for the acquaintance.
Well, I suppose there were two stiffs at that funeral. |
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By *otgirl32Woman
over a year ago
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"On the bus..had to miss my stop..always happens when you least expect it."
Funny about buses, I've seen more than a few blokes with clear hard-ons visible as they get up to leave the bus. Personally I've always found it hot to see not sure why guys like to hide it. |
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