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over a year ago
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"Was cold shouldered today (for 10 mins) after having opened a tin of sardines "the wrong way". Apparently I should have cut around the inside of the top & not the outside!  "
Should have been JUST for eating sardines.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry that sounds rather pathetic. For me, my mother used to make me do the ironing when i was young and living at home, ironing my step dads vest and pants was totally pointless but i know some iron their bedlinen too; though i do iron my pillow cases |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I iron everything except socks (Siren irons her own clothes). I used to iron towels/tea towels too but our tumble dryer dries them without the need to iron them. |
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"Was cold shouldered today (for 10 mins) after having opened a tin of sardines "the wrong way". Apparently I should have cut around the inside of the top & not the outside! "
Play it safe next time, and buy the ring pull can type, and that way you cannot go wrong lol  |
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"Was cold shouldered today (for 10 mins) after having opened a tin of sardines "the wrong way". Apparently I should have cut around the inside of the top & not the outside! "
Aww you've been woman fussed! I bet you can't put the cushions on the sofa properly or you draw the curtains all wrong.... I think sometimes we women should just DIY some of the requests!!
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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago
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I am laughing at the cornflakes too forcefully - laughing as it could have been me giving you a hard time!
I get a bit OCD over shopping and hate anyone interfering with the way I put things on the belt or pack the bags.
Bx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am laughing at the cornflakes too forcefully - laughing as it could have been me giving you a hard time!
I get a bit OCD over shopping and hate anyone interfering with the way I put things on the belt or pack the bags.
Bx"
"do you want any help with your packing?" 
Don't you dare touch it!!! Bag to cupboard/fridge and no mixing up!!! |
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"I've never had a domestic.
Hence your place is such a tip.
You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!
Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!
What did you think it was?! 
Your Fanny."
You see... this is where you're going wrong... I thought even you would have a grasp of the basics by now... you are ancient after all. |
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"I've never had a domestic.
Hence your place is such a tip.
You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!
Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!
What did you think it was?!
Your Fanny.
You see... this is where you're going wrong... I thought even you would have a grasp of the basics by now... you are ancient after all. "
And, fortunately' outwith both your height and age ranges.
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"I've never had a domestic.
Hence your place is such a tip.
You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!
Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!
What did you think it was?!
Your Fanny.
You see... this is where you're going wrong... I thought even you would have a grasp of the basics by now... you are ancient after all.
And, fortunately' outwith both your height and age ranges.
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If your banter was better I might have made an exception! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never had a domestic.
Hence your place is such a tip.
You trying to tell me you were looking at the fireplace?!
Oh, that was a FIREPLACE?!
What did you think it was?!
Your Fanny.
You see... this is where you're going wrong... I thought even you would have a grasp of the basics by now... you are ancient after all.
And, fortunately' outwith both your height and age ranges.
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Ooooh miow! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a domestic yesterday as I was looking in Debenhams for a maxi dress but all of them were too long for me and I was pissed off. Then he says, why are you looking at long dresses, they are so old fashioned, they went out of fashion in the 70s.... No they have not I shouted, why are they being sold here today in this shop then and I want one - im still angry now to be honest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I planted daffodils and because he does'nt like them he ran them and my bluebells over with the lawnmower
Actually thats not pointless that deserves some decent revenge 
*goes off to plot* |
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I started one at tesco once, was probably about a 2 months after I had moved here and was having the inlaws over for a meal for the first time.Was making lasagna and cheese cake and I could not find all the ingredients I needed.Granted i think it stemmed for from being big time homesick at the time but I started on about how I couldn't find an f***ing thing in this country...how expensive it was etc and ex said "well, just make something else" which set me off more...lol |
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"I planted daffodils and because he does'nt like them he ran them and my bluebells over with the lawnmower
Actually thats not pointless that deserves some decent revenge
*goes off to plot*"
That's not a domestic, that's all out war. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I planted daffodils and because he does'nt like them he ran them and my bluebells over with the lawnmower
Actually thats not pointless that deserves some decent revenge
*goes off to plot*
That's not a domestic, that's all out war."
yeah im gonna poison his pansys |
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