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By *jj46 OP   Man  over a year ago

rhyl

are dogs better than cats my option is a cat makes you work for affection . Dogs just come when you tell them and roll over..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No. Next question.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dogs are dumb, cats are head workers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, cats are judgmental and far too up themselves for my liking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes. End of thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like all animals.

But dogs are clearly better companions than cats.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Depends what you look for in a pet

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By *jj46 OP   Man  over a year ago

rhyl

The problem with both is the link there own assess and expect you to let them lick you .cheeky fuckers..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes,and my dog says yes also

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have both.

They aren't better or worse, just different x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No. Next question. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cats know things. I can't fathom what their agenda is.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've always found that dogs are better at barking and cats do a better meow.....so I declare the contest a draw

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have both.

They aren't better or worse, just different x"

my dog is outraged at your comment

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have a dog and a cat, I think the cat is half dog tho, she plays fetch better lol

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Cats are evil little thing. They just sit there all smug just who do they think they are. Tossers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dogs are more loyal and loving, cats are kind of smug and aloof. Like them both but I currently only have my dog.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually I don't have a dog I have a border collie super clever.

infact he has typed this

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Dogs are hard work. I don't have a dog because I couldn't look after one.

But they do more than cats and I can see dog owners would get more from them than. A cat owner would from a cat.

Cats are easy pets, feed them change the little, brush them and occupy them but !one sleep alot but it's fascinating watching them watching them interact together. I sit every night must watching them i can't work out if they love me but they are definetly comforted by me, curl up with me all come to!meet me when I've been out. Safe, they feel safe around me.

I get much joy just watching mine

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By *jj46 OP   Man  over a year ago

rhyl

Hi mikki I had both to had an English bill terrier best dog I ever had I used to let my dog kelsey have the run of the house until come home and the ex wife daughter teddies were just a ball of fluff.lol

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By *ockman3858Man  over a year ago

didcot

Cats r cool dogs r like a baby

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman  over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Would love a dog but love my freedom too much. I would never have a cat again, still have nightmares from Wiley aka Fat Cat b'stard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I prefer goldfish

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Trust mine trust me. It's lovely having an animals trust

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm my opinion dogs are better at barking but cats are better at meowing .... ( which I now realise is indeed a proper word)

Meow..... woof-woof....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Answer to op

Yes dogs are better

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By *enard ArgenteMan  over a year ago

London and France


"I prefer goldfish "

So do cats!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Answer to op

Yes dogs are better "

ah i remember who you are now you where horrid about cats on a thread

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No.

I've said it before n I'll say it again....

I've never seen a police cat

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i prefer dogs more interactive and when pissed ive met a few

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple  over a year ago

Surrey


"I like all animals.

But dogs are clearly better companions than cats.

-Courtney "

Yes...this! Although we have both, but dogs are so bloody gorgeous X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I like red squirrels there making a come back!!

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple  over a year ago

Surrey

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Answer to op

Yes dogs are better ah i remember who you are now you where horrid about cats on a thread"

Get over it

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes


"I've always found that dogs are better at barking and cats do a better meow.....so I declare the contest a draw "

Dogs are better at playing 'stick' with!!

But cats are seem less dopey to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm my opinion dogs are better at barking but cats are better at meowing .... ( which I now realise is indeed a proper word)

Meow..... woof-woof.... "

Almost word for word to my post...lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have both.

They aren't better or worse, just different x

my dog is outraged at your comment"

And yet it would probably still want to lick me to death!

(They do say pets and their owners are alike!)

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Answer to op

Yes dogs are better ah i remember who you are now you where horrid about cats on a thread

Get over it "

i am but there was a thread about you and i didnt know who you where but now i remember

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"I have both.

They aren't better or worse, just different x

my dog is outraged at your comment

And yet it would probably still want to lick me to death!

(They do say pets and their owners are alike!) "

That's so true and best you don't meet my 2

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By *ust RachelTV/TS  over a year ago

Horsham

Dogs are part of the family, they are a social pet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We have both but I would take the dog over the cats in a heartbeat.

He has such a lovely temperament, not overly affectionate but very loyal and a great companion and makes me excercise. The cats are both 16 now, love them very much but would never get another.

A

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By *haremoreMan  over a year ago

Manchester

Poodle chips and gravy. Can't beat it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't think either of them are particularly smart, one chases laser lights and the other runs into close patio doors, mind you I've done both while d*unk so I can't comment.

Dogs have more users in general and are easier to train

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't think either of them are particularly smart, one chases laser lights and the other runs into close patio doors, mind you I've done both while d*unk so I can't comment.

Dogs have more users in general and are easier to train"

Jeez! I've never been THAT d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes, dogs are better than cats for alot of reasons

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"No.

I've said it before n I'll say it again....

I've never seen a police cat "

That's because they are wise and leave all the dirty business to dog's

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dogs. Cats just sit there and take the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just to add, having the dog is better socially too. I can't go for a walk with him without at least one person stopping to chat and ask questions. His size and face make him very popular

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"I don't think either of them are particularly smart, one chases laser lights and the other runs into close patio doors, mind you I've done both while d*unk so I can't comment.

Dogs have more users in general and are easier to train"

I've walked into a patio door whilst not d*unk!

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

No

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't think either of them are particularly smart, one chases laser lights and the other runs into close patio doors, mind you I've done both while d*unk so I can't comment.

Dogs have more users in general and are easier to train

Jeez! I've never been THAT d*unk! "

.

You've never tried my homemade damson wine, I say wine, it's more like port..I say port... I mean treacle

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Of course they are

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've not gone blind yet though.... Mind you the wanking might get me yet

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just to add, having the dog is better socially too. I can't go for a walk with him without at least one person stopping to chat and ask questions. His size and face make him very popular "

Oh I don't know- try taking my Siamese cat for a walk- that gets conversation flowing!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just to add, having the dog is better socially too. I can't go for a walk with him without at least one person stopping to chat and ask questions. His size and face make him very popular

Oh I don't know- try taking my Siamese cat for a walk- that gets conversation flowing!"

Yeah I can see that, it's very uncommon.

O's Gran had a Siamese... he was just like a dog.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dogs every time, we've got a few animals but it's the pup that has our hearts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No.

I've said it before n I'll say it again....

I've never seen a police cat

That's because they are wise and leave all the dirty business to dog's "

Aye,smart arsed little furry fuckers as well!

I swear mine got her paw wet deliberately to flick water at my face after I got up,one morning after the night before I'd skooshed her with water from the spray bottle a good few times to stop her climbing up the curtains!

She's a wee crazy evil genius

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saw a news article the other day where a dog had stayed with its owner, who was stuck and in mortal danger, for seven hours till he was rescued.

Can't imagine a cat doing similar

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS  over a year ago

Larne


" are dogs better than cats my option is a cat makes you work for affection . Dogs just come when you tell them and roll over.."

Dogs have master's ,cats have slaves ,says all you need to know lol xx

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By *jj46 OP   Man  over a year ago

rhyl

I had English bull terrier and cats used to get alot of amusement especially the dog in cat bed.

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By *LCCCouple  over a year ago

Cambridge

Dogs are much better at fetch. Cats are better for cuddles

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By *nleashedCrakenMan  over a year ago

Widnes

Kitten Impossible. Channel 5 now

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dogs are better at barking......

But you can make a cat go Woof!

(I won't tell the whole of the joke as it isn't in the best of taste!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dogs are better than cats

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

dogs need more looking after cats are more independant

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman  over a year ago

Lyndhurst

I prefer dogs, little dogs are like babies, only nicer.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple  over a year ago

in Lancashire

Its a no brainer, when did anyone last see a guide cat, assistance cat, search cat potentially saving some lost souls life in danger..?

i like cats and each to their own and yes maybe an animals worth shouldn't be about what it 'gives back' but take away the companionship element for both cats and dogs and dogs win paws down..

so for me its dogs..

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman  over a year ago

Lyndhurst


"Its a no brainer, when did anyone last see a guide cat, assistance cat, search cat potentially saving some lost souls life in danger..?

i like cats and each to their own and yes maybe an animals worth shouldn't be about what it 'gives back' but take away the companionship element for both cats and dogs and dogs win paws down..

so for me its dogs.. "

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

No.

Both are loving adorable pets

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"Saw a news article the other day where a dog had stayed with its owner, who was stuck and in mortal danger, for seven hours till he was rescued.

Can't imagine a cat doing similar "

Cats do this sort of thing too.

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By *iss AdventureWoman  over a year ago

Wonderland

A good dog is the "sub", you train them and they earn your affection and rewards. A cat is more on the "Dom" side, you typically work for them and they reward you with their affection.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

None of my cats have ever been like this, they have all been very affectionate, cuddly and they come when they are called.

And I've had a lot of cats in my time

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By *tillup4funMan  over a year ago

Wakefield


"I have both.

They aren't better or worse, just different x"

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By *essiCouple  over a year ago

suffolk

Dog quite simply the best at helping, assisting, etc etc

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By *oachman 9CoolMan  over a year ago

derby


"I like red squirrels there making a come back!! "
Well if thats right I,m well pleased hope they keep on doing so against the grey one.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No.

I've said it before n I'll say it again....

I've never seen a police cat "

You have never seen Hong Kong Phooey then , Spot is a Legend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My puppy is giving me hours of fun,and a lot of cleaning up after him. At the moment he's growling at his reflection in my blacked out laptop screen. The cat eats,shits in the litter and fucks off to sleep somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No.

I've said it before n I'll say it again....

I've never seen a police cat "

That you've never seen one shows how good they are at undercover police work. Lassie was actually played by three cats in a costume.

After developing the use of thumbs, I predict the next stage of cat evolution will be for them acquire the ability to slowly raise one middle claw at you when you've told them to get off the bed.

CATS RULE, DOGS DROOL (literally!)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

rabbits are better -

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By *anSusieCouple  over a year ago

Midlothian

Dogs every time for us. Our old lady is 15 years old, love her to bits. would not even entertain having a cat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dogs every time for us. Our old lady is 15 years old, love her to bits. would not even entertain having a cat."

Hah! Just goes to show what you know - you can't have a cat, the cat has you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No.

I've said it before n I'll say it again....

I've never seen a police cat

You have never seen Hong Kong Phooey then , Spot is a Legend "

Disregarding cool cop cartoon cats then!

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By *ucyfur77Woman  over a year ago

Pleasuretown


" are dogs better than cats my option is a cat makes you work for affection . Dogs just come when you tell them and roll over.."

Have had and love both (for different reasons) Dont make me choose dammit!

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By *ervent_fervourMan  over a year ago

Halifax

Have to say dogs.

Can't beat a bit of soppy unconditional love.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pooch says

Live and let live

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No.

I've said it before n I'll say it again....

I've never seen a police cat

That you've never seen one shows how good they are at undercover police work. Lassie was actually played by three cats in a costume.

After developing the use of thumbs, I predict the next stage of cat evolution will be for them acquire the ability to slowly raise one middle claw at you when you've told them to get off the bed.

CATS RULE, DOGS DROOL (literally!) "

Mine gives me the middle finger already....and the v's.I think she's slowly brainwashing me!........All hail our cat overlords!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

More meat on a dog....11 countries.including Switzerland agree..

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By *ndrew1972Man  over a year ago

Roscrea

Maybe this will help highlight the differences between them.

DOG DIARY:

8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY:

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are

fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt

for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in

order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is

my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit

on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their

feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it

clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely

made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

batsards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was

placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.

However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard

that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must

learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my

tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try

this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and

snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly

released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is

obviously retarded.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dogs. Cats just sit there and take the piss. "

This ^^

My cat took the piss all day, I luvred her but that was her role. My dog on the other hand was literally 'woman's best friend' ~ he was my dog to the end, meant the world to me.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing compares to the unconditional love and loyalty of a dog.

A cat with be a cunt just because it's Wednesday.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Nothing compares to the unconditional love and loyalty of a dog.

A cat with be a cunt just because it's Wednesday. "

Omg yes!!

But i still luv 'em just not as much as a pooch.

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By *ire_bladeMan  over a year ago

Manchester


"Maybe this will help highlight the differences between them.

DOG DIARY:

8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY:

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are

fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt

for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in

order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is

my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit

on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their

feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it

clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely

made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

batsards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was

placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.

However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard

that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must

learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my

tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try

this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and

snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly

released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is

obviously retarded.

"

Love it

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Maybe this will help highlight the differences between them.

DOG DIARY:

8:00 AM - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 AM - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 AM - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 AM - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 PM - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 PM - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 PM - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 PM - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 PM - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 PM - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 PM - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT DIARY:

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are

fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt

for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in

order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is

my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit

on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their

feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it

clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely

made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

batsards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was

placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event.

However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard

that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must

learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my

tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try

this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and

snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly

released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is

obviously retarded.

"

brilliant have you seen homeward bound and the cat and dogs are talking

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple  over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I like red squirrels there making a come back!! "

They never left up here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prefer cats

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No

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By *jj46 OP   Man  over a year ago

rhyl


"Answer to op

Yes dogs are better ah i remember who you are now you where horrid about cats on a thread"

I've never posted anything horrid about cats there ok to me lol

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS  over a year ago

Larne


" are dogs better than cats my option is a cat makes you work for affection . Dogs just come when you tell them and roll over.."

On the tv programme on channel 5 last night about cats it said that the area in a cats brain used for thought and to solve problems is twice as big as a dog's ,so it knows what you are saying as well as any dog ,just thinks why should I do what they want.Lol yeaaa go pussies xxx

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By *jj46 OP   Man  over a year ago

rhyl


" are dogs better than cats my option is a cat makes you work for affection . Dogs just come when you tell them and roll over..

On the tv programme on channel 5 last night about cats it said that the area in a cats brain used for thought and to solve problems is twice as big as a dog's ,so it knows what you are saying as well as any dog ,just thinks why should I do what they want.Lol yeaaa go pussies xxx "

I always wondered why the cat give me funnies looks reading my mind I don't know lol

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By *jj46 OP   Man  over a year ago

rhyl


"Actually I don't have a dog I have a border collie super clever.

infact he has typed this"

I had an English bull terrier she eat everything I her path 4 legged shark machine lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have both.

They aren't better or worse, just different x

my dog is outraged at your comment

And yet it would probably still want to lick me to death!

(They do say pets and their owners are alike!)

That's so true and best you don't meet my 2 "

Well 1 is soft and dopey...

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By *ssexcokMan  over a year ago

southend

Better then people any way

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By *jj46 OP   Man  over a year ago

rhyl


"I have both.

They aren't better or worse, just different x

my dog is outraged at your comment

And yet it would probably still want to lick me to death!

(They do say pets and their owners are alike!)

That's so true and best you don't meet my 2

Well 1 is soft and dopey... "

I had both the cat used to slap the dog about lol

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