So today I shall be donning the sexy hospital gown, compression socks and enjoying the morphine induced giggles when I wake up.
Besides (butt) grapes and (porn) magazines, what fabulously filthy gifts will you send me to wake up to later  |
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You wake up to the room resembling Studio 54 in its late 70s heyday in a wake up party in your honour. Disco lights, podiums and garish colours everywhere.
There's disco funk being blasted out by the DJ, hot nurses/doctors you've spotted before going under are all roller girl/boying about delivering cocktails and champagne to your guests who are everyone from your friends/hotlist(plus me). All of whome are wearing fabulously slinky, daring clothes and dancing around you bed. Along with the odd patient you remember from before, just to make it more surreal.
There's also a pole set up on either side of your bed where you nominate whoever you want to do a dance for you.
I'm sure I, or someone else, could add more? |
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"Make sure you wear some knickers, wouldn't want your bottom showing out of the back of the gown when you go for walkies would you now!?  "
Had that happen on a few occasions.
Rectal thermometer??  |
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" I leave the hot chocolate on the bedside cabinet...no doubt it'll be cold when you wake. Good luck with the procedure. "
I will add some cognac, purely medicinal obviously
Good luck from me too! |
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"Thanks you lot. Finally home and everything went well
Have you grown a beard and speak with a deep voice now 
I did before anyway LOL"
I'll bring an extra big mug for the chocolate to match your new big hands  |
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"How about full body inspection and service lol
Im sure that's exactly what the doctor said I needed as I was leaving  "
Guessed as much, can't argue with he doctors then. Hop on the couch lol |
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