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By *-ManMan
over a year ago
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On a side note, I'm with Neil DeGrasse on aliens crash landing. "If an alien comes across the galaxy and cant land the dam spaceship, I don't want to meet the aliens, they're stupid aliens."
https://youtu.be/NSJElZwEI8o?t=664 |
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"We've been on your planet for centuries
Sssh, let the humans be. The less they know the better  "
Yes, don't let the cat out of the bag;
Or more accurately , the lizard out of the fake human skin suit .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was going to suggest aliens are maybe controlling out thoughts.....
But that was before I read some of the more recent threads and realised no advanced species would ever talk such drivel...
Or did they make me say that.....
hmmmm, Yikes.....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was going to suggest aliens are maybe controlling out thoughts.....
But that was before I read some of the more recent threads and realised no advanced species would ever talk such drivel...
Or did they make me say that.....
hmmmm, Yikes.....
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I think steve mclaren is an alien
And when it gets revealed i will say i told you so.i told you so.i told you so....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was going to suggest aliens are maybe controlling out thoughts.....
But that was before I read some of the more recent threads and realised no advanced species would ever talk such drivel...
Or did they make me say that.....
hmmmm, Yikes.....
I think steve mclaren is an alien
And when it gets revealed i will say i told you so.i told you so.i told you so.... "
Steve who?....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Iv just seen one posing as a man selling curry in manchester he wasnt very convincing he was really ugly and had bug eyes and was called jeff....im not fooled at all |
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"I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error "
Ah ....... but here's the thing...... there is a gapping anomaly in that theory....
Because if a cross-dresser actually owns their own clothes, they are not dressing in the clothes of an opposite gender .....
Ergo they are not crossdressing.....
Do you get me....  |
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"I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error
Ah ....... but here's the thing...... there is a gapping anomaly in that theory....
Because if a cross-dresser actually owns their own clothes, they are not dressing in the clothes of an opposite gender .....
Ergo they are not crossdressing.....
Do you get me.... "
And if an alien wanted to blend in they would be confused as to what set of clothes to wear male or female,crossdressing aliens? This is getting weird |
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By *jj46Man
over a year ago
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I read a theory that we have 138 different chromosomes which are undetected. Which they can't match also the illness we suffer on this planet and that we were put here on earth to learn not go war and until we learn to be peacefully we are here to stay on earth |
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"I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error
Ah ....... but here's the thing...... there is a gapping anomaly in that theory....
Because if a cross-dresser actually owns their own clothes, they are not dressing in the clothes of an opposite gender .....
Ergo they are not crossdressing.....
Do you get me....
And if an alien wanted to blend in they would be confused as to what set of clothes to wear male or female,crossdressing aliens? This is getting weird"
Unless of course they came from a planet in the androgyny galaxy .....
OMG .... sometime I make myself chuckle so much... |
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"I read a theory that we have 138 different chromosomes which are undetected. Which they can't match also the illness we suffer on this planet and that we were put here on earth to learn not go war and until we learn to be peacefully we are here to stay on earth "
Yeah I believe it was a theory first suggested by Abraham Lincoln during that famous speech he made where he said don't believe everything you read on the internet .... |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error
Ah ....... but here's the thing...... there is a gapping anomaly in that theory....
Because if a cross-dresser actually owns their own clothes, they are not dressing in the clothes of an opposite gender .....
Ergo they are not crossdressing.....
Do you get me.... "
all that time doing their makeup. No wonder they are cross  |
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"I think the aliens get confused and tend to cross dress in error
Ah ....... but here's the thing...... there is a gapping anomaly in that theory....
Because if a cross-dresser actually owns their own clothes, they are not dressing in the clothes of an opposite gender .....
Ergo they are not crossdressing.....
Do you get me.... all that time doing their makeup. No wonder they are cross "
Ahhhh hey,,,,, maybe that's where the word Cosmetics originated,,,,
You may have cracked the code...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think the people who post the fuck,snog,avoid threads are aliens i dont trust them"
I've avoided them simply because I fear the constant humiliation of public rejection......
But from now on I can draw comfort knowing it's only lizard people who don't find me alluring... |
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"I think the people who post the fuck,snog,avoid threads are aliens i dont trust them
I've avoided them simply because I fear the constant humiliation of public rejection......
But from now on I can draw comfort knowing it's only lizard people who don't find me alluring... "
Cross dressing lizards.sounds like a song that zappa would have sung |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"I think the people who post the fuck,snog,avoid threads are aliens i dont trust them
I've avoided them simply because I fear the constant humiliation of public rejection......
But from now on I can draw comfort knowing it's only lizard people who don't find me alluring...
Cross dressing lizards.sounds like a song that zappa would have sung"
i was thinking ZZTop on mescal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I read a theory that we have 138 different chromosomes which are undetected. Which they can't match also the illness we suffer on this planet and that we were put here on earth to learn not go war and until we learn to be peacefully we are here to stay on earth "
If they are undetected, how do they arrive at a figure of 138?
Quite difficult to match something if you don't know it's there I would think.
Maybe it's just another load of Internet bollocks.  |
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