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Man kit for an 18year old
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It is my nephews 18th soon, and his mum( my sister) has suggested that as a jokey present we make him a man kit. Everything a boy reaching manhood requires. So I need ideas other than the obvious as alcohol, wank mags, co doms etc. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"Moustache comb
Mortgage application
A toolkit
An Uber subscription (no drink-driving)
A hooker
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Uber? You must be fucking joking! They have been kicked out of Reading this week for operating illegally. The CEO should be fucked and burned |
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"Subscription to Fab? That'll make a man of him 
My son is 18 this year and i wouldnt subject him to this place haha"
I've got another 3 years for my eldest but I'm dreading it already!!! He's got a lot of growing up to do yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 pens that don't work, a dead battery, piece of string, plug preferably with a blown fuse and one pin missing and a few nuts and bolts but not the same size of course.
These things will make a good start to his man drawer, it may look a bit sparse at first, but don't worry somehow they breed more useless things quite quickly so the drawer is always full. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moustache comb
Mortgage application
A toolkit
An Uber subscription (no drink-driving)
A hooker
Uber? You must be fucking joking! They have been kicked out of Reading this week for operating illegally. The CEO should be fucked and burned"
Fair enough. Insert taxi service of your choice.  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Moustache comb
Mortgage application
A toolkit
An Uber subscription (no drink-driving)
A hooker
Uber? You must be fucking joking! They have been kicked out of Reading this week for operating illegally. The CEO should be fucked and burned
Fair enough. Insert taxi service of your choice. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Moustache comb
Mortgage application
A toolkit
An Uber subscription (no drink-driving)
A hooker
Uber? You must be fucking joking! They have been kicked out of Reading this week for operating illegally. The CEO should be fucked and burned
Fair enough. Insert taxi service of your choice. deal "
Love uber in London - lux are basically same price as a black cab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"2 pens that don't work, a dead battery, piece of string, plug preferably with a blown fuse and one pin missing and a few nuts and bolts but not the same size of course.
These things will make a good start to his man drawer, it may look a bit sparse at first, but don't worry somehow they breed more useless things quite quickly so the drawer is always full."
I love this idea |
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"It is my nephews 18th soon, and his mum( my sister) has suggested that as a jokey present we make him a man kit. Everything a boy reaching manhood requires. So I need ideas other than the obvious as alcohol, wank mags, co doms etc."
We bought my son a tshirt with the year he was born, made in 1997 and a load of things in a tin to go with being 18. They are available commercially. |
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By *ittie4UCouple
over a year ago
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Get down to Asda and buy him a toolbox, screwdriver set and all those DIY things he needs to be able to fulfil his role to fix things. Obviously as a brilliant Auntie, you'll hide a pack of condoms for him in the bottom.
Have fun! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2 pens that don't work, a dead battery, piece of string, plug preferably with a blown fuse and one pin missing and a few nuts and bolts but not the same size of course.
These things will make a good start to his man drawer, it may look a bit sparse at first, but don't worry somehow they breed more useless things quite quickly so the drawer is always full."
Don't forget the takeaway menu...
Out of date, of course! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"2 pens that don't work, a dead battery, piece of string, plug preferably with a blown fuse and one pin missing and a few nuts and bolts but not the same size of course.
These things will make a good start to his man drawer, it may look a bit sparse at first, but don't worry somehow they breed more useless things quite quickly so the drawer is always full."
class. Every man has one. Infact i have two and a huge garage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Get down to Asda and buy him a toolbox, screwdriver set and all those DIY things he needs to be able to fulfil his role to fix things. Obviously as a brilliant Auntie, you'll hide a pack of condoms for him in the bottom.
Have fun!"
This.
Except go to screwfix and get some proper tools |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A "man drawer" complete with contents such as:
3 random fuses, a broken watch with half a strap, a jar lid (no jar) a tin of rusty nails, a length of wire (3 core), two sockets from a set, a cross-head screwdriver.......you get the idea! |
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