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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Swearing has gone up. Salford is introducing a fine for swearing in public. Whilst the council has diminished service standards in many areas, due to central government cuts etc, new wardens will charge £100 if you contravened the new rule.

I don't know if it's per word and thus if you're caught saying bum, you may as well throw in an arsehole or two, plus a snatch at cunt, for good measure. Or if they're multilingual and would still catch you, if swearing in another language.

If caught, say after some oik rams themselves into you, would you relieve yourself of a right mouthful? Or are you so above that level?

Will Stockport return to become the envy of the world? Never a bad word spoken there.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Would it be fairer to fine say £50 for 'bloody' but more for 'fxck' etc?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would be quite poor quite quickly. I gave up swearing and chocolate for Lent, and it turns out I like swearing more than chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stupid fucking cunts. I'm staying away from Manchester.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

See i cant understand this fining for swearing as it was already covered by the law section 42 or whatever it is

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Section 4 public order act thats what its always been covered under and im sure it was a £50 fine as well

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Central

You're right Diamond, we've good national laws and probably some bylaws too there, covering behaviour. (Hope you had a great birthday btw!).

I usually swear alone or if I'm in good (bad) company.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Central


"Section 4 public order act thats what its always been covered under and im sure it was a £50 fine as well"

Inflation - it's £100 there now, to pay for the new jobsworth wardens, who'll patrol the streets.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I don't swear I will be fine I stayed in Salford quays recently as well

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"You're right Diamond, we've good national laws and probably some bylaws too there, covering behaviour. (Hope you had a great birthday btw!).

I usually swear alone or if I'm in good (bad) company. "

i did thanks sophie

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd be out of pocket every time I fucking stepped outside.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

Thing is though it wouldnt just be swearing you where being done for. If you where swearing loudly enough for a police officer to come running youd be at least causing a disturbance in a public place

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Central

I wonder if the wardens will go undercover, as they're going to be suppressing their income, if they're highly visible?

I just see it as a daft thing to be doing.

Football fans come through - no swearing? They'll happily wait around for tickets to be issued

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By *artytwoCouple  over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Scunthorpe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fantastic. I am staying at Salford Quays to see my daughter next week. I have a bit of a potty mouth. I will try and stay out of trouble

A x

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By *iamondjoeMan  over a year ago

Glastonbury

What a load of bollocks

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock

If they catch you just say you are a Tourette syndrome sufferer and you can't help it on medical grounds.

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By *educedWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham

Fuck! I'd be fucking fucked!

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By *entaur_UKMan  over a year ago

Cannock


"If they catch you just say you are a Tourette syndrome sufferer and you can't help it on medical grounds. "

Throw in the odd "Fuck!" just to prove the point more strongly if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

'Kin ell. I'd just invent new swear words.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London


"Swearing has gone up. Salford is introducing a fine for swearing in public. Whilst the council has diminished service standards in many areas, due to central government cuts etc, new wardens will charge £100 if you contravened the new rule.

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Just tell the warden to fuck off.

Would you get fined for swearing in a foreign language though? Would they have to employ multi-lingual wardens? Kulwa! Bazmeg!

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Sign language may be ok.

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By *ndrew1972Man  over a year ago

Roscrea


"Fuck! I'd be fucking fucked! "

Would that not come under lewd behaviour rather than causing a disturbance...

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