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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago
southampton-ish |
now I hurt my jaw originally by yawning (stop laughing  ) and thought it was all better as felt ok...but after giving a bj last night it hurts even more than originally. I think I need to go see someone about it again...would you tell the truth about how the injury came about? I think I would die of embarressment  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't be any worse than going to the hospital with a vegetable or other house hold object, 'Lost in space' 
Now if that happened I'd rather die of shame.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not really an injury as such, but we have played three times with a couple local to us. Each time, the day after I've felt like I've been beaten up. I ache all over. My arms, my legs and my stomach muscles.
They asked us for another meet, but had to refuse. I can't take no more  |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
I have told this story before.. but it still makes me laugh..
was caught by a stray "kinky boot" on the top of my head whilst giving oral on a meet... blood started pouring out.. ended up in A&E with them having to put a few stitches in.....
swinging medal for bravery please... lol |
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A stilleto heeled thigh boot to my mouth causing me to bite my tongue during a MMF
Lots of blood loss, and a scar on my tongue
she even was cruel enough to ask me an hour later if i wanted some salt and vinegar crisps
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Went to put some rubbish out with no shoes on just as my meet turned up as I saw them I fell off the step and broke two toes. felt aright prat and after they had stopped laughing we still had some fun |
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By *-and-KCouple
over a year ago
Back of Beyond |
Embarrassingly I suffered an injury to my bladder!
We met a couple who shall we say, the wife was quite 'vigourous' when in the cowgirl position.
She bounced down so hard and I do mean hard for so long that I suffered internal bruising. Each downward thrust I could feel my penis hitting her cervix. The more it happened the more she groaned and bounced harder.
I didn't realise at the time, but the next day and for 3 weeks after that, It was so painful going for a pee. It was so bad I went to the docs an examination he asked if I had had a blow to my abdomen at work  |
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"A stilleto heeled thigh boot to my mouth causing me to bite my tongue during a MMF
Lots of blood loss, and a scar on my tongue
she even was cruel enough to ask me an hour later if i wanted some salt and vinegar crisps
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stilleto heels being wore during having sex but god ive scars all my feet from this thats not me wearing the heels from the girls catching me and rubbing please girls remove your heels during sex |
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"A stilleto heeled thigh boot to my mouth causing me to bite my tongue during a MMF
Lots of blood loss, and a scar on my tongue
she even was cruel enough to ask me an hour later if i wanted some salt and vinegar crisps
stilleto heels being wore during having sex but god ive scars all my feet from this thats not me wearing the heels from the girls catching me and rubbing please girls remove your heels during sex "
i disagree.
Ladies keep them on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im in pain with a wrist injury. Its been like this for about 2 weeks but steadily getting worse and its getting very painful now. Its from the wrist, down my arm and up to my fingers. I dont think it was caused through sexual activity, im actually worried its RSI or the onset of arthritis (always been a pessimist). Im terrified that ill end up with a claw hand and I wont be able to wank two guys at the same time. Devastated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the battery pack sheared off and two wires connected ........i sent it back to anne summers and they diid give me my money back and some vouchers but reckoned it had been used a little too vigorously !!!! oh the shame !!!! |
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By *ummy mummy OP Woman
over a year ago
southampton-ish |
"the battery pack sheared off and two wires connected ........i sent it back to anne summers and they diid give me my money back and some vouchers but reckoned it had been used a little too vigorously !!!! oh the shame !!!! "
hehehe did they actually say that!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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yes i sent it back dso they could send it to the quality control ...(i cleaned it with dettol and everything !!!) and they said I must have been over vigorous with it ! actually although its funny it did scare me a bit ...nearly set fire to the bed ......and me !!!! |
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Know a woman on here who had met a guy a cpl times and when he went to her house one night and they started to play he keeled over and she had to call an ambulance and dress him before the ambulance arrived. He'd had a stroke (so had she come to that! lol)
He was divorced and lived with his mom so she had to call his mom and tell her she was a 'friend' and he was on his way to hospital. Just as well he wasn't married! Explain that one!
Luckily he made a full recovery but don't think she saw him again! |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I once slipped on a kitchen floor while doing food play by fridge light and pulled my hamstring. Does that count? 
lol...why not! "
Hurt like hell as i slipped on pineapple syrup and cream but oddly i didn't loose my hardon |
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"I once slipped on a kitchen floor while doing food play by fridge light and pulled my hamstring. Does that count?
lol...why not!
Hurt like hell as i slipped on pineapple syrup and cream but oddly i didn't loose my hardon "
I said to horny bet pineapples were involved |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I once slipped on a kitchen floor while doing food play by fridge light and pulled my hamstring. Does that count?
lol...why not!
Hurt like hell as i slipped on pineapple syrup and cream but oddly i didn't loose my hardon
I said to horny bet pineapples were involved "
What can i say! I likes pineapple! |
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