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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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This is your opportunity to ask.me what ever you want, with only the mist personal information nit disclosed (name, address, phone number, kids names ect) so what do you want to know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Describe your most embarrassing moment........
I mean like if you'd done something like pissing your pants while sitting cross-legged on the floor during school assembly and the pool of piss spread out in a huge circle around you and everyone jumped to their feet and pointed at you and started singing pissy pants...
Not that anything like that ever happened to me..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?"
yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Describe your most embarrassing moment........
I mean like if you'd done something like pissing your pants while sitting cross-legged on the floor during school assembly and the pool of piss spread out in a huge circle around you and everyone jumped to their feet and pointed at you and started singing pissy pants...
Not that anything like that ever happened to me.. "
I once called my first wife "mom" oh how she laughed  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where is the small fishing village near Birmingham?"
In the black country, business hasn't been to good if late, but once this global warming kicks in were laughing |
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"Where is the small fishing village near Birmingham?
In the black country, business hasn't been to good if late, but once this global warming kicks in were laughing "
Damn, there was me hoping you'd say you lived just up the road  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where is the small fishing village near Birmingham?
In the black country, business hasn't been to good if late, but once this global warming kicks in were laughing
Damn, there was me hoping you'd say you lived just up the road "
Yeah its a shame because I used to live close to you, in a galaxy far away |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hahaha, there are always people fishing by me in my little corner or Birmingham, but the galaxy far, far away is more of a mental reference, my head is always in the stars somewhere "
I'm curious now, as to where you live in.Birmingham |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Why, because there's a fishing spot?
If that's what you kids are calling it these days, yeah lol 
Well they've always got their rods out "
As long as they're not dangling a magot, all will.be ok |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your best recipe for curry goat
I can do this one - curry and goat. There."
Objection.....
Surely the goat goes in the pan before the curry.... I mean that's just basic culinary etiquette ........
Sheeesh whoever heard of doing it curry then goat,,,,,  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your best recipe for curry goat"
It's about using madras curry powder, and not every day seasoning, and passata instead of tinned tomato, it gives a smoother sauce, and it brings out flavour, by killing some if the heat if the madras |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your best recipe for curry goat
I can do this one - curry and goat. There.
Objection.....
Surely the goat goes in the pan before the curry.... I mean that's just basic culinary etiquette ........
Sheeesh whoever heard of doing it curry then goat,,,,, "
Sorry, to be more specific - goat then curry. Done.
Thankyou to the previous pedant for pointing out my glaring anomaly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Your best recipe for curry goat
I can do this one - curry and goat. There.
Objection.....
Surely the goat goes in the pan before the curry.... I mean that's just basic culinary etiquette ........
Sheeesh whoever heard of doing it curry then goat,,,,,
Sorry, to be more specific - goat then curry. Done.
Thankyou to the previous pedant for pointing out my glaring anomaly. "
You are granted a pardon...... but don't let it happen again.. |
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" Why a small fishing village? Aren't you all land lubbers in the Midlands?  "
The oh so KinkyButler harks from a small fishing village near Birmingham (according to his profile location), but as you'll know from your time up here, the Black Country isn't really "near" Birmingham LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Why a small fishing village? Aren't you all land lubbers in the Midlands?
The oh so KinkyButler harks from a small fishing village near Birmingham (according to his profile location), but as you'll know from your time up here, the Black Country isn't really "near" Birmingham LOL"
geography lesson accepted. I was going to say the canals didn't look like they had much alive in them where's my hot chocolate by the way? |
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" Why a small fishing village? Aren't you all land lubbers in the Midlands?
The oh so KinkyButler harks from a small fishing village near Birmingham (according to his profile location), but as you'll know from your time up here, the Black Country isn't really "near" Birmingham LOL
geography lesson accepted. I was going to say the canals didn't look like they had much alive in them where's my hot chocolate by the way?"
I put it in the post, hasn't it arrived? I even slipped in some extra sugar |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered "
You have a kind face |
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face "
And a bit naughty ..... Don't you think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How far could a woodchuck chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
1.6 meters, depending on the wind and size of the wood"
No wind, the woodchuck is in a sealed room.
On Mars |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face "
That was a typo wasn't it, did you mean.the kind of face you want to punch lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face
And a bit naughty ..... Don't you think?"
If you sit on it ill guess your weight |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How far could a woodchuck chuck wood, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
1.6 meters, depending on the wind and size of the wood
No wind, the woodchuck is in a sealed room.
On Mars "
Then it depends in.the size of the room, and where it is in the room, and in what direction it throws it |
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face
And a bit naughty ..... Don't you think?
If you sit on it ill guess your weight "
If I sat on your face you'd die of asphyxiation |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face
And a bit naughty ..... Don't you think?
If you sit on it ill guess your weight
If I sat on your face you'd die of asphyxiation"
Nah, I breathe through my ears lol |
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face
And a bit naughty ..... Don't you think?
If you sit on it ill guess your weight
If I sat on your face you'd die of asphyxiation
Nah, I breathe through my ears lol "
At least you didn't say you have a snorkel LOL |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face
And a bit naughty ..... Don't you think?
If you sit on it ill guess your weight
If I sat on your face you'd die of asphyxiation
Nah, I breathe through my ears lol
At least you didn't say you have a snorkel LOL"
I have no idea how that would work, but ill give it a go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why do birds suddenly appear?
In general, or just when you are near?"
Mainly when you are near to be honest. Otherwise they're just birds being birds as far as I can tell. |
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"Why do birds suddenly appear?
In general, or just when you are near?
Mainly when you are near to be honest. Otherwise they're just birds being birds as far as I can tell."
Oh in that case just like me, they want to be, close to you, that's all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Why do birds suddenly appear?
In general, or just when you are near?
Mainly when you are near to be honest. Otherwise they're just birds being birds as far as I can tell.
Oh in that case just like me, they want to be, close to you, that's all"
Oh good, thanks. Concise and clear. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oh, how can I stop the neighbours cat from coming into my house at 4am in the morning and waking everyone up with its howling? "
Wring their neck, then someone will take the cat away |
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"Is the sky really blue... maybe it's green and we're all colour-blind?"
The sky isn't really blue, there is a scientific explanation for this but I can't remember what it is, is have to ask.my 14 year old daughter for the full explanations, she tried once but I saw some shiney things |
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face
And a bit naughty ..... Don't you think?
If you sit on it ill guess your weight
If I sat on your face you'd die of asphyxiation
Nah, I breathe through my ears lol
At least you didn't say you have a snorkel LOL
I have no idea how that would work, but ill give it a go "
If all else fails you could just spank me with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is the sky really blue... maybe it's green and we're all colour-blind?
The sky isn't really blue, there is a scientific explanation for this but I can't remember what it is, is have to ask.my 14 year old daughter for the full explanations, she tried once but I saw some shiney things "
I believe the atmosphere is black from underneath, and we only see if as blue due to the way in which light from the sun refracts off it at angles making it appear blue - that's why the night sky is black and not blue. |
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"Is the sky really blue... maybe it's green and we're all colour-blind?
The sky isn't really blue, there is a scientific explanation for this but I can't remember what it is, is have to ask.my 14 year old daughter for the full explanations, she tried once but I saw some shiney things
I believe the atmosphere is black from underneath, and we only see if as blue due to the way in which light from the sun refracts off it at angles making it appear blue - that's why the night sky is black and not blue."
Close... but no cigar.
Trick question: the atmosphere is clear.
The sky looks blue because when the sun is overhead, the atmosphere scatters more blue light than any other colour, so the colour that reaches our eyes is blue! But at sunset, the light has to travel farther to reach our eyes. The blue light gets scattered so much that is disappears, and the colours that now reach us are reds, oranges, and pinks.
And after the sun sets, there’s no more light to scatter, so we can see straight though the clear atmosphere to the stars in space! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Is the sky really blue... maybe it's green and we're all colour-blind?
The sky isn't really blue, there is a scientific explanation for this but I can't remember what it is, is have to ask.my 14 year old daughter for the full explanations, she tried once but I saw some shiney things
I believe the atmosphere is black from underneath, and we only see if as blue due to the way in which light from the sun refracts off it at angles making it appear blue - that's why the night sky is black and not blue.
Close... but no cigar.
Trick question: the atmosphere is clear.
The sky looks blue because when the sun is overhead, the atmosphere scatters more blue light than any other colour, so the colour that reaches our eyes is blue! But at sunset, the light has to travel farther to reach our eyes. The blue light gets scattered so much that is disappears, and the colours that now reach us are reds, oranges, and pinks.
And after the sun sets, there’s no more light to scatter, so we can see straight though the clear atmosphere to the stars in space!"
You've ruined my day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face
And a bit naughty ..... Don't you think?
If you sit on it ill guess your weight
If I sat on your face you'd die of asphyxiation
Nah, I breathe through my ears lol
At least you didn't say you have a snorkel LOL
I have no idea how that would work, but ill give it a go
If all else fails you could just spank me with it "
Your on! |
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face
And a bit naughty ..... Don't you think?
If you sit on it ill guess your weight
If I sat on your face you'd die of asphyxiation
Nah, I breathe through my ears lol
At least you didn't say you have a snorkel LOL
I have no idea how that would work, but ill give it a go
If all else fails you could just spank me with it
Your on! "
I'll meet you by the chippy in Tipton |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does your new partner like the world of Dom, or just rolls her eyes?yes they roll into the back of her skull, and wow, you pay a lot if attention to me and my profile, I'm flattered
You have a kind face
And a bit naughty ..... Don't you think?
If you sit on it ill guess your weight
If I sat on your face you'd die of asphyxiation
Nah, I breathe through my ears lol
At least you didn't say you have a snorkel LOL
I have no idea how that would work, but ill give it a go
If all else fails you could just spank me with it
Your on!
I'll meet you by the chippy in Tipton "
I'll bring the snorkel |
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"If that's what you're calling it I'll go along with that LOL
If you can breathe through that I'll marry you
I'll give it a bash
I like you "
Dick Emery immediately sprang to mind then ...... Pwahahah |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If that's what you're calling it I'll go along with that LOL
If you can breathe through that I'll marry you
I'll give it a bash
I like you
Dick Emery immediately sprang to mind then ...... Pwahahah"
Ooh you are awful....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Save the world and get the girl in yer at?
Does it have special weapons secretly installed? Of mass destruction/mass seduction/or other sundry useful properties?"
Yes, it contains my brain |
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