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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm going to start rant day with a rant.
This thread is not wholly serious, it's very tongue in cheek.
To those without a sense of humour, have left your sense of humour at home or have had a sense of humour by pass, rant day probably isn't for you.
If you don't want your rant approved, rant day isn't for you either.
If you're of the deliberately offended variety, guess what?
If you're argumentative for the sake of being argumentative and get your jollies being argumentative, please hoover the fun and life out of someone else's thread.
To the rest of you fun loving ranters, let the ranting begin.....
Now, will someone approve my rant or have I got to do everything myself???????
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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Rant day is for anyone who wants to rant.
If people don't want the arbitrary approval of a self-appointed rant monitor, then this thread isn't for them, that's all.
Rant day never needed a thread before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is a strange thing how Thursday is the heated debate date, many threads being closed or removed and members getting bans...... We need some one to look into this phenomenon. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok well let me start by getting all the cyclists off the road who get in my way on the way to work, they've no helmets, no insurance and traffic lights isn't something they have to pay attention to apparently.
Rant over. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok well let me start by getting all the cyclists off the road who get in my way on the way to work, they've no helmets, no insurance and traffic lights isn't something they have to pay attention to apparently.
Rant over."
Don't drive and Audi by any chance |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok well let me start by getting all the cyclists off the road who get in my way on the way to work, they've no helmets, no insurance and traffic lights isn't something they have to pay attention to apparently.
Rant over."
Sorry meant to add, no insurance?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok well let me start by getting all the cyclists off the road who get in my way on the way to work, they've no helmets, no insurance and traffic lights isn't something they have to pay attention to apparently.
Rant over.
Don't drive and Audi by any chance "
Cyclists that ride on the road next to a cycle path!
That really bugs the s*** out of me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok well let me start by getting all the cyclists off the road who get in my way on the way to work, they've no helmets, no insurance and traffic lights isn't something they have to pay attention to apparently.
Rant over.
Don't drive and Audi by any chance
Cyclists that ride on the road next to a cycle path!
That really bugs the s*** out of me."
Seem to have hit a nerve ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok well let me start by getting all the cyclists off the road who get in my way on the way to work, they've no helmets, no insurance and traffic lights isn't something they have to pay attention to apparently.
Rant over.
Sorry meant to add, no insurance? "
Cyclists have no insurance so if they hit your car it's sorry mate and off they go, and no don't drive an Audi. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok well let me start by getting all the cyclists off the road who get in my way on the way to work, they've no helmets, no insurance and traffic lights isn't something they have to pay attention to apparently.
Rant over.
Sorry meant to add, no insurance?
Cyclists have no insurance so if they hit your car it's sorry mate and off they go, and no don't drive an Audi."
Ah ok, not sure how much damage would be done if they cycled in to you, guess it depends on the speed they're going, but I do agree with your points of jumping lights and not wearing a helmet, only yesterday I'd stopped at lights and some numpty shot right past me and called me a very naughty word for stopping? There was a small exchange of heated words and he cycled on ahead of me, they don't do anyone any favours so understand why they get the backs up of motorists, I cycle daily to work and follow the Highway Code when using the road, I don't have any collision insurance to cover me if I was hit by a car but I do have life insurance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm going to start rant day with a rant.
This thread is not wholly serious, it's very tongue in cheek.
To those without a sense of humour, have left your sense of humour at home or have had a sense of humour by pass, rant day probably isn't for you.
If you don't want your rant approved, rant day isn't for you either.
If you're of the deliberately offended variety, guess what?
If you're argumentative for the sake of being argumentative and get your jollies being argumentative, please hoover the fun and life out of someone else's thread.
To the rest of you fun loving ranters, let the ranting begin.....
Now, will someone approve my rant or have I got to do everything myself???????
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Rant approved- carry on!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to start rant day with a rant.
This thread is not wholly serious, it's very tongue in cheek.
To those without a sense of humour, have left your sense of humour at home or have had a sense of humour by pass, rant day probably isn't for you.
If you don't want your rant approved, rant day isn't for you either.
If you're of the deliberately offended variety, guess what?
If you're argumentative for the sake of being argumentative and get your jollies being argumentative, please hoover the fun and life out of someone else's thread.
To the rest of you fun loving ranters, let the ranting begin.....
Now, will someone approve my rant or have I got to do everything myself???????
Rant approved- carry on! "
FINALLY!!!!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Self appointed thread monitors 
Sorry I'm out. I'm a "picker" we'd have no jumper left by lunch.... 
You can knit a new one from the old thread "
Bwahahahaha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men pulling out (so to speak) of my gangbang which is meant to be TOMORROW NIGHT. Already paid for the accommodation so guess it's a night away for me and hubby in our own town! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Men pulling out (so to speak) of my gangbang which is meant to be TOMORROW NIGHT. Already paid for the accommodation so guess it's a night away for me and hubby in our own town!"
Although (apparently) o have no authority, rant endorsed. I feel your pain.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok well let me start by getting all the cyclists off the road who get in my way on the way to work, they've no helmets, no insurance and traffic lights isn't something they have to pay attention to apparently.
Rant over.
Sorry meant to add, no insurance?
Cyclists have no insurance so if they hit your car it's sorry mate and off they go, and no don't drive an Audi."
Cyclists take out their own insurance - many do, as in serious cyclists.
And cycle paths - some are poorly maintained with broken glass etc etc and not smooth to ride on. Plus pedestrians have a habit of straying into the cycling bit. So maintain them and more would use them. So I kind of get why some use the roads.
Sarah
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm going for a second rant...
To the numnut who decided to test the fire alarms during gale force winds, driving rain and sub zero temperatures.
The weather has been fine all morning, why wait till now????
Well done. *claps hands slowly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok well let me start by getting all the cyclists off the road who get in my way on the way to work, they've no helmets, no insurance and traffic lights isn't something they have to pay attention to apparently.
Rant over.
Don't drive and Audi by any chance
Cyclists that ride on the road next to a cycle path!
That really bugs the s*** out of me."
Had this yesterday in London. Bloody great blue cycle lane markings with picture of cycles on it and cockwomble has to ride on the outside of it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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Girly has said I had to wait a while 24 hrs for rant Thursday to vent my frustration.
Self appointed wine buffs. Commonly know as "wine wankers". Now we all like a tipple. I prefer a fruity red or a dry white but that is as far it goes. I like what I like. Just because someone has has a tour of Vinopolis or some winery does not make them the next expert. I don't care about the legs. It tastes nice or it doesn't. Basically you drink it, you get merry you enjoy life. It's not for discussion.
Next on the agenda. A plethora of these in London. "Artisan" bakeries or bread stalls. The fuck am I paying £5 plus for a loaf. Bread is either white or brown sometimes with a few added seeds for tastiness. You can shove your spelt loaf it tastes foul.
Finally and only noticed very recently. The more bohemian version of wine wankery. "Coffee wankers". Now we all have our favourite shop. Normally one of the so called chain varieties. But we don't harp on about origin of the coffee or whether the barista hasn't served it at the right temperature and scolded the beans. Most coffee wankers travel far and wide to find there most treasured independent coffee shop where their smugness can be expressed with other like customers while drinking their weasel shit coffee.
I am done and breathe. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry we can't contribute a rant today , as everything is tickety boo for us at the moment .
Test results back , all clear .
Meets are all good , especially last nights .
Work is fine .
So on a positive note we will skulk out of the thread with a smile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Girly has said I had to wait a while 24 hrs for rant Thursday to vent my frustration.
Self appointed wine buffs. Commonly know as "wine wankers". Now we all like a tipple. I prefer a fruity red or a dry white but that is as far it goes. I like what I like. Just because someone has has a tour of Vinopolis or some winery does not make them the next expert. I don't care about the legs. It tastes nice or it doesn't. Basically you drink it, you get merry you enjoy life. It's not for discussion.
Next on the agenda. A plethora of these in London. "Artisan" bakeries or bread stalls. The fuck am I paying £5 plus for a loaf. Bread is either white or brown sometimes with a few added seeds for tastiness. You can shove your spelt loaf it tastes foul.
Finally and only noticed very recently. The more bohemian version of wine wankery. "Coffee wankers". Now we all have our favourite shop. Normally one of the so called chain varieties. But we don't harp on about origin of the coffee or whether the barista hasn't served it at the right temperature and scolded the beans. Most coffee wankers travel far and wide to find there most treasured independent coffee shop where their smugness can be expressed with other like customers while drinking their weasel shit coffee.
I am done and breathe. "
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.
Much as I'd love to approve your rant, apparently a higher authority has said I can't.
But between you and me, 
Shhhhhhhhhhh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Girly has said I had to wait a while 24 hrs for rant Thursday to vent my frustration.
Self appointed wine buffs. Commonly know as "wine wankers". Now we all like a tipple. I prefer a fruity red or a dry white but that is as far it goes. I like what I like. Just because someone has has a tour of Vinopolis or some winery does not make them the next expert. I don't care about the legs. It tastes nice or it doesn't. Basically you drink it, you get merry you enjoy life. It's not for discussion.
Next on the agenda. A plethora of these in London. "Artisan" bakeries or bread stalls. The fuck am I paying £5 plus for a loaf. Bread is either white or brown sometimes with a few added seeds for tastiness. You can shove your spelt loaf it tastes foul.
Finally and only noticed very recently. The more bohemian version of wine wankery. "Coffee wankers". Now we all have our favourite shop. Normally one of the so called chain varieties. But we don't harp on about origin of the coffee or whether the barista hasn't served it at the right temperature and scolded the beans. Most coffee wankers travel far and wide to find there most treasured independent coffee shop where their smugness can be expressed with other like customers while drinking their weasel shit coffee.
I am done and breathe.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.
Much as I'd love to approve your rant, apparently a higher authority has said I can't.
But between you and me,
Shhhhhhhhhhh. "
I shall humble to you thumbs up. Hopefully the higher authority is not deliberating while munching on a gluten free sandwich covered in chia seeds and quaffing a Chilean Malbec, while the kettle is boiling for hand grown Aztec coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Girly has said I had to wait a while 24 hrs for rant Thursday to vent my frustration.
Self appointed wine buffs. Commonly know as "wine wankers". Now we all like a tipple. I prefer a fruity red or a dry white but that is as far it goes. I like what I like. Just because someone has has a tour of Vinopolis or some winery does not make them the next expert. I don't care about the legs. It tastes nice or it doesn't. Basically you drink it, you get merry you enjoy life. It's not for discussion.
Next on the agenda. A plethora of these in London. "Artisan" bakeries or bread stalls. The fuck am I paying £5 plus for a loaf. Bread is either white or brown sometimes with a few added seeds for tastiness. You can shove your spelt loaf it tastes foul.
Finally and only noticed very recently. The more bohemian version of wine wankery. "Coffee wankers". Now we all have our favourite shop. Normally one of the so called chain varieties. But we don't harp on about origin of the coffee or whether the barista hasn't served it at the right temperature and scolded the beans. Most coffee wankers travel far and wide to find there most treasured independent coffee shop where their smugness can be expressed with other like customers while drinking their weasel shit coffee.
I am done and breathe.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we have a winner.
Much as I'd love to approve your rant, apparently a higher authority has said I can't.
But between you and me,
Shhhhhhhhhhh.
I shall humble to you thumbs up. Hopefully the higher authority is not deliberating while munching on a gluten free sandwich covered in chia seeds and quaffing a Chilean Malbec, while the kettle is boiling for hand grown Aztec coffee. "
I'm quietly confident that's not the case. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The only thing I have to rant about today is this! My landlady told me I couldn't have ads to stay in the week, despite her dog sitting for the past week!! I've been all alone in a spooky cottage when I could have had some company!! I've been a good girl though and not had him over at all
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