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The "Guess where Clem is" thread
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over a year ago
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"Cooking his fine lady a mighty nice dinner while she chills out with a glass of wine, I reckon."
I wish this with all my heart.....do you think if i wish hard enough it might come true?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cooking his fine lady a mighty nice dinner while she chills out with a glass of wine, I reckon."
She's dieting and can't drink.(ergo neither can i) She is "enjoys" cooking so best leave her to one of her only pleasures in life.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Cooking his fine lady a mighty nice dinner while she chills out with a glass of wine, I reckon.
She's dieting and can't drink.(ergo neither can i) She is "enjoys" cooking so best leave her to one of her only pleasures in life.."
Shit excuse for not cooking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will go with having a shit he never seems to move far from the toilet
New thread coming up. What does Clem read when he's having a shit? "
Even i don't want to know that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will go with having a shit he never seems to move far from the toilet
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I am, again! Its not good.. 3rd session today! My anus is a war zone.  not helped by the fact that each is like wiping out a pot of sticky marmite! (stop me if TMI) thank goodness for moist toilet tissue... But seriously, ouch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will go with having a shit he never seems to move far from the toilet
I am, again! Its not good.. 3rd session today! My anus is a war zone. not helped by the fact that each is like wiping out a pot of sticky marmite! (stop me if TMI) thank goodness for moist toilet tissue... But seriously, ouch. "
Sorry hun my hubs has this issue a lot with ibs not pleasant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop.
Standing right behind you..
That wouldn't surprise me  "
A pleasant surprise i hope. After the initial knee-to-the-plums. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop.
Standing right behind you..
That wouldn't surprise me
A pleasant surprise i hope. After the initial knee-to-the-plums."
I didn't know you were into bollock abuse. I'll wait until you're over your stomach problem,don't want any accidents |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop.
Standing right behind you..
That wouldn't surprise me
A pleasant surprise i hope. After the initial knee-to-the-plums.
I didn't know you were into bollock abuse. I'll wait until you're over your stomach problem,don't want any accidents "
that's not at all what i ment as well you know! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Greenhouse,tending to his winter tomato crop.
Standing right behind you..
That wouldn't surprise me
A pleasant surprise i hope. After the initial knee-to-the-plums.
I didn't know you were into bollock abuse. I'll wait until you're over your stomach problem,don't want any accidents
that's not at all what i ment as well you know!"
What?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's right above me on this thread 
You can see right up his nose. Has he got brains up there?
Big brains. "
Alot of hair! Is it usual to grow some nostril hair in the form of a cork screw?! because i do!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's right above me on this thread
You can see right up his nose. Has he got brains up there?
Big brains.
Alot of hair! Is it usual to grow some nostril hair in the form of a cork screw?! because i do! "
Clem, you wear it well.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He's right above me on this thread
You can see right up his nose. Has he got brains up there?
Big brains.
Alot of hair! Is it usual to grow some nostril hair in the form of a cork screw?! because i do!
Clem, you wear it well. "
You flatter!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Uhmmmm up his own assssssspidistra ?
You said it gram'ma! 
I know! I didn't mean it tho.... I think you are in a moose hole. "
I'm about to wipe my prosteria, but I'm having to summon up courage because i know it's going to hurt like a dry fuck at a basket ball game! |
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