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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I have any more autocarrots my writing will turn orange. "
Me too, half my coversations are more about deciphering vara than talk about something  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I don't think I've done too many shockers myself, but I did once get an email from my boss telling me he was in "a restraint in Marbella" and another asking how the creamy was going  (I assumed restaurant, and ceremony...I hope...) |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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"If I have any more autocarrots my writing will turn orange.
Me too, half my coversations are more about deciphering vara than talk about something "
I will try lip reading your comments in future  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I don't think I've done too many shockers myself, but I did once get an email from my boss telling me he was in "a restraint in Marbella" and another asking how the creamy was going (I assumed restaurant, and ceremony...I hope...) "
Hahahaha  love it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I have any more autocarrots my writing will turn orange.
Me too, half my coversations are more about deciphering vara than talk about something
I will try lip reading your comments in future "
They should make special glasses for my comments |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once text my daughter..
'do you want to come feed the dicks with me and '**** '
She replied with..
'I didn't know dicks liked bread thought it was apple pies '
She was 16..
Yes i meant ducks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was going to visit my mum andxshextextto ask if I wanted dinner.....my reply read "well I am horny"...I meant hungry...her reply left me speechless "well your dad won't be home for a while" |
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"I was going to visit my mum andxshextextto ask if I wanted dinner.....my reply read "well I am horny"...I meant hungry...her reply left me speechless "well your dad won't be home for a while""
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By (user no longer on site)
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I recently updated our company absence management process (I know, rock and roll on Planet Heels) and included an update on all the notice boards which stated that absent employees could expect "regular and appropriate telephone contact from line managers and potential hoe visits".
Obviously I have the welfare of all my colleagues at heart, however HOME visits would have been more appropriate  |
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"I recently updated our company absence management process (I know, rock and roll on Planet Heels) and included an update on all the notice boards which stated that absent employees could expect "regular and appropriate telephone contact from line managers and potential hoe visits".
Obviously I have the welfare of all my colleagues at heart, however HOME visits would have been more appropriate "
Love it
Reminds me of when a friend sent an email to her ceo re shagging issues on thr new building rather than snagging. Luckily for her he had sense of humour |
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"I was going to visit my mum andxshextextto ask if I wanted dinner.....my reply read "well I am horny"...I meant hungry...her reply left me speechless "well your dad won't be home for a while" "
Can you see where I get my sense of humour? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Have to say when im chatting with LPP ive sent some beauties and she as to me but after all this time I think we now know or sort of know what we really mean... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I send my friend a lazy message saying m ere (I'm here) my phone chanted it to mmm erect"
My phone didn't chant it obviously,it's not a monk,it changed it. No glasses,short sighted problem also  |
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"I was going to visit my mum andxshextextto ask if I wanted dinner.....my reply read "well I am horny"...I meant hungry...her reply left me speechless "well your dad won't be home for a while"
Can you see where I get my sense of humour?"
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"I send my friend a lazy message saying m ere (I'm here) my phone chanted it to mmm erect
My phone didn't chant it obviously,it's not a monk,it changed it. No glasses,short sighted problem also "
Omg that cracked me up though |
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When I was little, my security blanket was a piece of muslin out of a nappy (unused for that purpose I might add) and I couldn't remember what it was called so I text my Mum to ask her. She replied with 'yes, we didn't like dummies so we gave you a Muslim when you were born'
Jolly kind of her it was too! |
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There used to be a regular guy for years on here
One day he posted and in the middle of a sentence randomly a really bad rascist word popped. Anyone with half a brain cell could see he hadnt actually typed it but in true forum style mass hysteria broke out lol |
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"There used to be a regular guy for years on here
One day he posted and in the middle of a sentence randomly a really bad rascist word popped. Anyone with half a brain cell could see he hadnt actually typed it but in true forum style mass hysteria broke out lol"
My phone does this, luckily not racist comments but pastes random pieces of text from other things. Like youtube links i might of shared etc |
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There are some classic newspaper typos;
" man arrested for unlawfully carrying a gnu"
And " a correction; last week we wrote that Sergeant Bloggs was a defective with the Hampshire Police Force; we apologize and it should have read that he was a detective with Hampshire Police Farce" |
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