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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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apparently wants her ashes scattered in a local shopping centre so it's easy for her daughters to visit her regularly once she's popped her clogs.....
Do you have any such plans ?  |
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Yes - the plan is to have a final party round my corpse and when the smell gets too bad they can chuck my remains, along with all the party detritus, in a skip and burn the lot.
Then I want my ashes fired out of a cannon at Burning Man.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want a lavish ceremony with elephants and a chorus line followed by a money burning use to piss off the relatives "
You've really thought that through....I like it.....   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yes - the plan is to have a final party round my corpse and when the smell gets too bad they can chuck my remains, along with all the party detritus, in a skip and burn the lot.
Then I want my ashes fired out of a cannon at Burning Man.
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Nothing too elaborate then....  |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
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When I die I'd like to be buried at sea, which is no longer an option.
So instead, I'd like to be iaid on the deck of a scrap boat, ship or liner and used for target practice by the RAF. This way, I still get my wish and return to where I came from.... On top of that, I think it would be bloody good fun!
I'd make sure DVD's were available at the wake at a cost of £9.99 and all monies raised to be donated to Nightingale House.
My last contribution to a fantastic cause. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whichever of us dies first will be cremated and when the other dies our ashes will be mixed and thrown into the sea. Assuming our next of kin don't just dump us in the bin. |
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"apparently wants her ashes scattered in a local shopping centre so it's easy for her daughters to visit her regularly once she's popped her clogs.....
Do you have any such plans ? "
Have no plans to visit her ashes!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"apparently wants her ashes scattered in a local shopping centre so it's easy for her daughters to visit her regularly once she's popped her clogs.....
Do you have any such plans ? "
To visit vanessa feltz ashes in a supermarket?
No,none whatsoever. |
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I'd like to be chopped up for medical students to study what can go wrong with the human body.
I always thought that FBI place in America was useful. The place where they can study different states of decay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't care, I'll be dead, funerals are for those that survive you.
As for Vanessa Feltz her ashes should be shipped off to Sellafield as it is likely they will be highly toxic |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to be chopped up for medical students to study what can go wrong with the human body.
I always thought that FBI place in America was useful. The place where they can study different states of decay. "
That's my idea! !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"apparently wants her ashes scattered in a local shopping centre so it's easy for her daughters to visit her regularly once she's popped her clogs.....
Do you have any such plans ? "
Not really no , but would it be disrespectful to have a shag at the shopping centre afterwards ?
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd like to be chopped up for medical students to study what can go wrong with the human body.
I always thought that FBI place in America was useful. The place where they can study different states of decay. "
I already have my remains bequeathed to Glasgow Uni. After they are done, they have a cremation for you, and return the ashes to the family. Once they do, I want scattered from the highest point in Glasgow Necropolis. Then you can all party.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"apparently wants her ashes scattered in a local shopping centre so it's easy for her daughters to visit her regularly once she's popped her clogs.....
Do you have any such plans ?
Have no plans to visit her ashes!! "
I suspect you are not taking this seriously.....
I mean the passing of such an icon surely deserves a trip to the mall.....even if it's just to stock up on nachos and pickled onions..... |
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By *idseysCouple
over a year ago
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I want to be a tree ! There's a company that puts you in a special bio-degradable pod with a tree attached, as you decompose you fertilise and nourish the tree. It gives the kids something better than a grave stone to visit
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Want my ashes to be placed on a little remote boat, then sent off too sea and then whoever is operating the boat can press a button soo it bursts into flames.
Modern version of a viking burial |
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I know what I want to happen to my ashes and nobody will be able to visit them.
There's a spot near Beachy Head where loads of people scatter ashes whenever we walk past I hold my breath, I don't want to be inhaling a stranger  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I want to be staked out on top of the multi storey car park and have the decaying flesh slowly pecked off me by the Crow's "
I think we've found the winning entry.... |
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