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over a year ago
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"New socks....... can't beat that feeling of slipping on a pair of new socks...
It's the simple things in life... "
Sometimes the simple things are perfect, I however don't own any socks ....hangs head in shame |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New socks....... can't beat that feeling of slipping on a pair of new socks...
It's the simple things in life...
Sometimes the simple things are perfect, I however don't own any socks ....hangs head in shame"
That is indeed a shameful admission... however you should be congratulated on taking the first step towards recovery...
Sock aversion is eminently treatable and you should see professional guidance ....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to have afternoon sex
With yourself or someone joining you
With someone else, but if she's late I might start without her "
How rudey to start with out her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"New socks....... can't beat that feeling of slipping on a pair of new socks...
It's the simple things in life...
Sometimes the simple things are perfect, I however don't own any socks ....hangs head in shame
That is indeed a shameful admission... however you should be congratulated on taking the first step towards recovery...
Sock aversion is eminently treatable and you should see professional guidance ....
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Really....can I just not own socks and live happily ever after ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Indulge today....oh go on why not..
So what if you could today Indulge in?...Give oneself up to...luxuriate in...."
i'll settle for a damn good cup of tea. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Indulge today....oh go on why not..
So what if you could today Indulge in?...Give oneself up to...luxuriate in....
i'll settle for a damn good cup of tea."
Yes I think I need to get the kettle on but canny move just yet |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A bath run for me with lots of bubbles, then to be read to whilst I'm relaxing in it, followed by a foot massage. I don't want much....
Sarah "
Id say that pretty do able missy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"New socks....... can't beat that feeling of slipping on a pair of new socks...
It's the simple things in life...
Sometimes the simple things are perfect, I however don't own any socks ....hangs head in shame
That is indeed a shameful admission... however you should be congratulated on taking the first step towards recovery...
Sock aversion is eminently treatable and you should see professional guidance ....
Really....can I just not own socks and live happily ever after ?"
Well only if you want to deny yourself the whimsical frivolity of wiggling your toes while wearing a pair of brightly coloured toe socks which as everyone knows is the next nearest thing to attending a party...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"New socks....... can't beat that feeling of slipping on a pair of new socks...
It's the simple things in life...
Sometimes the simple things are perfect, I however don't own any socks ....hangs head in shame
That is indeed a shameful admission... however you should be congratulated on taking the first step towards recovery...
Sock aversion is eminently treatable and you should see professional guidance ....
Really....can I just not own socks and live happily ever after ?
Well only if you want to deny yourself the whimsical frivolity of wiggling your toes while wearing a pair of brightly coloured toe socks which as everyone knows is the next nearest thing to attending a party...... "
Socks have toes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd just like the people I care about to be well and happy.
Oh and to be stood on top of a snow filled mountain, board strapped to by feet, watching the sun come up before making fresh tracks down an empty slope. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd just like the people I care about to be well and happy.
Oh and to be stood on top of a snow filled mountain, board strapped to by feet, watching the sun come up before making fresh tracks down an empty slope."
I was just gonna nudge ya then to see how fast you would get down said mountain |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In about an hour I shall treat myself to a latte with a caramel shot in an independent coffee shop, not one of the chains, and cash in my fully stamped loyalty card and have it for free "
Enjoy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sauna , Hot tub, full body massage nope
Soon tho what with all the saving Marks doing...Savings? can't get fucking moved for pies "
Oh lordy....not good ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sauna , Hot tub, full body massage nope
Soon tho what with all the saving Marks doing...Savings? can't get fucking moved for pies
Oh lordy....not good ... " lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to have afternoon sex
With yourself or someone joining you
With someone else, but if she's late I might start without her
How rudey to start with out her "
How rude for her to.be late |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd just like the people I care about to be well and happy.
Oh and to be stood on top of a snow filled mountain, board strapped to by feet, watching the sun come up before making fresh tracks down an empty slope.
I was just gonna nudge ya then to see how fast you would get down said mountain "
Depends on whether it's last one to the bottom buys the beer or not. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sauna , Hot tub, full body massage nope
Soon tho what with all the saving Marks doing...Savings? can't get fucking moved for pies
Oh lordy....not good ... lol "
He needs a hobby...get him knitting or something |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to have afternoon sex
With yourself or someone joining you
With someone else, but if she's late I might start without her
How rudey to start with out her
How rude for her to.be late "
But she may not be ..give the woman a chance |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd just like the people I care about to be well and happy.
Oh and to be stood on top of a snow filled mountain, board strapped to by feet, watching the sun come up before making fresh tracks down an empty slope.
I was just gonna nudge ya then to see how fast you would get down said mountain
Depends on whether it's last one to the bottom buys the beer or not."
Beer ...pfft I think you should know me better than that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd just like the people I care about to be well and happy.
Oh and to be stood on top of a snow filled mountain, board strapped to by feet, watching the sun come up before making fresh tracks down an empty slope.
I was just gonna nudge ya then to see how fast you would get down said mountain
Depends on whether it's last one to the bottom buys the beer or not.
Beer ...pfft I think you should know me better than that "
Sorry the champers. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd just like the people I care about to be well and happy.
Oh and to be stood on top of a snow filled mountain, board strapped to by feet, watching the sun come up before making fresh tracks down an empty slope.
I was just gonna nudge ya then to see how fast you would get down said mountain
Depends on whether it's last one to the bottom buys the beer or not.
Beer ...pfft I think you should know me better than that
Sorry the champers."
Im at the bar already |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd just like the people I care about to be well and happy.
Oh and to be stood on top of a snow filled mountain, board strapped to by feet, watching the sun come up before making fresh tracks down an empty slope.
I was just gonna nudge ya then to see how fast you would get down said mountain
Depends on whether it's last one to the bottom buys the beer or not.
Beer ...pfft I think you should know me better than that
Sorry the champers.
Im at the bar already "
Guess I'm buying then... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am going to indulge in a bit of baking as i have run out of biccies and handmade always taste better...maybe some scones too "
Oh a man that can bake.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd just like the people I care about to be well and happy.
Oh and to be stood on top of a snow filled mountain, board strapped to by feet, watching the sun come up before making fresh tracks down an empty slope.
I was just gonna nudge ya then to see how fast you would get down said mountain
Depends on whether it's last one to the bottom buys the beer or not.
Beer ...pfft I think you should know me better than that
Sorry the champers.
Im at the bar already
Guess I'm buying then... "
Yep |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am going to indulge in a bit of baking as i have run out of biccies and handmade always taste better...maybe some scones too
Oh a man that can bake.. "
A bit sexist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd just like the people I care about to be well and happy.
Oh and to be stood on top of a snow filled mountain, board strapped to by feet, watching the sun come up before making fresh tracks down an empty slope.
I was just gonna nudge ya then to see how fast you would get down said mountain
Depends on whether it's last one to the bottom buys the beer or not.
Beer ...pfft I think you should know me better than that
Sorry the champers.
Im at the bar already
Guess I'm buying then...
Yep"
Would madam like it served at the bar or in her boudoir? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to have afternoon sex
With yourself or someone joining you
With someone else, but if she's late I might start without her
How rudey to start with out her
How rude for her to.be late "
Last time I was late I got spanked with a wooden hairbrush. I might be late more often.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am going to indulge in a bit of baking as i have run out of biccies and handmade always taste better...maybe some scones too
Oh a man that can bake..
A bit sexist "
Eh |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd just like the people I care about to be well and happy.
Oh and to be stood on top of a snow filled mountain, board strapped to by feet, watching the sun come up before making fresh tracks down an empty slope.
I was just gonna nudge ya then to see how fast you would get down said mountain
Depends on whether it's last one to the bottom buys the beer or not.
Beer ...pfft I think you should know me better than that
Sorry the champers.
Im at the bar already
Guess I'm buying then...
Yep
Would madam like it served at the bar or in her boudoir?"
The bar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm going to have afternoon sex
With yourself or someone joining you
With someone else, but if she's late I might start without her
How rudey to start with out her
How rude for her to.be late
Last time I was late I got spanked with a wooden hairbrush. I might be late more often.
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