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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If I have a really strong orgasm I tend to laugh hysterically afterwards. And once when I was having sex with my ex, Pretty Fly For A White Guy came on the radio and we just cracked up. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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During a change of positions I accidentally head butted my ex's nose causing a nose bleed. Shouldn't really of been funny but we both collapsed in laughter. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??
Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling  "
I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??"
Yep, at a party meet recently...
I saw the size of one of the girls willys and just burst out 'There's no way that's going in there, it sends shivers down my spine just walking past it!' The whole room was in fits of laughter.  |
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"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??
Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling
I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling"
The little fury buggers just won't get their muzzles on
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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago
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"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??
Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling
I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling"
Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky  |
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"During a change of positions I accidentally head butted my ex's nose causing a nose bleed. Shouldn't really of been funny but we both collapsed in laughter."
Oh thank God I'm not the only one to do this |
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"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??
Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling
I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling
Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky "
And boy we have tried |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??
Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling
I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling
Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky
And boy we have tried "
I told you to stick to jelly wrestling |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Yep. Queefing makes me giggle. But the time I wore a PVC catsuit and was having rather lovely bend me over just unzip where necessary sex and he realised I had left my massive pants on underneath for I am a numpty? That momentarily put the kibosh on shenanigans while he roared with laughter. |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Yep. Queefing makes me giggle. But the time I wore a PVC catsuit and was having rather lovely bend me over just unzip where necessary sex and he realised I had left my massive pants on underneath for I am a numpty? That momentarily put the kibosh on shenanigans while he roared with laughter."
A fetishising to remember |
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"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??
Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling
I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling
Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky
And boy we have tried
I told you to stick to jelly wrestling "
Trouble is I eat all the jelly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was straddling a guy on the bed at a house party. There was around 10 others in the room. The guy I was fucking bucked back that hard that I done a backwards roll off the bed and on to the floor!!! There was a huge bang and I was squashed up against the bottom of the bed and a wardrobe. We all stopped play for ages as we couldn't stop laughing  |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??
Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling
I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling
Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky
And boy we have tried
I told you to stick to jelly wrestling
Trouble is I eat all the jelly "
stay away from the coleslaw wrestling, the slaw is not all it seems |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Yup many times but some of the most memorable were my husbands father walking in as I rode him and simply saying 'nevermind son, I'll come back later' (he is THE most straight-laced trainspotter you ever met)
Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy
With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol |
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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago
in the centre |
"Yup many times but some of the most memorable were my husbands father walking in as I rode him and simply saying 'nevermind son, I'll come back later' (he is THE most straight-laced trainspotter you ever met)
Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy
With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol"
Was it Robin Askquith ? |
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"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??
Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling
I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling
Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky
And boy we have tried
I told you to stick to jelly wrestling
Trouble is I eat all the jelly stay away from the coleslaw wrestling, the slaw is not all it seems "
Mmmmmm creamy |
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"Yup many times but some of the most memorable were my husbands father walking in as I rode him and simply saying 'nevermind son, I'll come back later' (he is THE most straight-laced trainspotter you ever met)
Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy
With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol
Was it Robin Askquith ? "
Double denim was all the rage then |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
on the road to nowhere in particular |
"Yup many times but some of the most memorable were my husbands father walking in as I rode him and simply saying 'nevermind son, I'll come back later' (he is THE most straight-laced trainspotter you ever met)
Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy
With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol
Was it Robin Askquith ? "
worse! It was George Formby |
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"Yup many times but some of the most memorable were my husbands father walking in as I rode him and simply saying 'nevermind son, I'll come back later' (he is THE most straight-laced trainspotter you ever met)
Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy
With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol
Was it Robin Askquith ? worse! It was George Formby "
Well at least it turned out nice again |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
A rickety bad that literally collapsed with a loud crash when she was on top! Tried to keep a straight face when I told the landlady it broke for a different reason. Still crack myself up remembering it years later |
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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago
in the centre |
"been in the middle of sex and something has caused you and the other person to fall about in hysterics ??
Has this got anything to do with ferrets and or wrestling
I thought you had retired from ferret wrestling
Its putting the muzzle on the ferret that gets tricky
And boy we have tried
I told you to stick to jelly wrestling
Trouble is I eat all the jelly stay away from the coleslaw wrestling, the slaw is not all it seems
Mmmmmm creamy "
If its got carrots in it theres something wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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oh, yes. Slats collapsing on the bed..slowly at that, so you stop and both go "oh, shi...", and that's it, her arse has sunk and my back has bent the wrong way.
In the middle of it and hearing dearest daughter burp hugely in her sleep on the baby monitor was a funny one.
She once came out with "talk dirty to me", and I managed to keep a straight face as I said "Mud. Clay. Castrol GTX"..at which point we both cracked. |
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This is odd...
My anecdote was gonna be about a woman I used to know who did as fanny fart and it was so hilarious we blah blah blah...
And then I spot that the previous three posts have been about the same thing...
Something's... in the air?
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By *arks OP Man
over a year ago
in the centre |
"This is odd...
My anecdote was gonna be about a woman I used to know who did as fanny fart and it was so hilarious we blah blah blah...
And then I spot that the previous three posts have been about the same thing...
Something's... in the air?
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Or the air in something  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Yup many times but some of the most memorable were my husbands father walking in as I rode him and simply saying 'nevermind son, I'll come back later' (he is THE most straight-laced trainspotter you ever met)
Or my son coming in and hitting my husband screaming at him not to kill mummy
With my ex the police rocked up in various places more than once, and his lads appeared many times, but the window cleaner was the worst passion killer lol
Was it Robin Askquith ? worse! It was George Formby
Well at least it turned out nice again "
Robin who?! And why would a grilling machine be at the patio door?! |
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