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It's alright, I was out with my sort of ex thingy the other night, loudly declaring how much I needed to pee... then when I finally got the chance I ran up to him in the middle of a bar to tell him I'd managed it. I was so proud.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's alright, I was out with my sort of ex thingy the other night, loudly declaring how much I needed to pee... then when I finally got the chance I ran up to him in the middle of a bar to tell him I'd managed it. I was so proud.
Awww huni im proud too   "
I have struggles with peeing in public  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know. 
As you were..."
No its too much information and I didn't need to know....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.
As you were...
No its too much information and I didn't need to know.... "
But you did tell me in all honesty you wont sleep better now? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's alright, I was out with my sort of ex thingy the other night, loudly declaring how much I needed to pee... then when I finally got the chance I ran up to him in the middle of a bar to tell him I'd managed it. I was so proud.
Awww huni im proud too
I have struggles with peeing in public "
In public? Expand please... |
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"It's alright, I was out with my sort of ex thingy the other night, loudly declaring how much I needed to pee... then when I finally got the chance I ran up to him in the middle of a bar to tell him I'd managed it. I was so proud.
Awww huni im proud too
I have struggles with peeing in public "
Shouldn't you do it in the toilets then, like everyone else?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's alright, I was out with my sort of ex thingy the other night, loudly declaring how much I needed to pee... then when I finally got the chance I ran up to him in the middle of a bar to tell him I'd managed it. I was so proud.
Awww huni im proud too
I have struggles with peeing in public
In public? Expand please... "
In public, as in not my own home 
Like friends' houses, pubs, bars, any of that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.
As you were...
No its too much information and I didn't need to know....
But you did tell me in all honesty you wont sleep better now? "
Err..yeah what you said...I think!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's alright, I was out with my sort of ex thingy the other night, loudly declaring how much I needed to pee... then when I finally got the chance I ran up to him in the middle of a bar to tell him I'd managed it. I was so proud.
Awww huni im proud too
I have struggles with peeing in public
In public? Expand please...
In public, as in not my own home
Like friends' houses, pubs, bars, any of that."
Stage fright? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.
As you were...
No its too much information and I didn't need to know....
But you did tell me in all honesty you wont sleep better now?
Err..yeah what you said...I think!!"
See im right your wrong nur nur na nur nur nur |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's alright, I was out with my sort of ex thingy the other night, loudly declaring how much I needed to pee... then when I finally got the chance I ran up to him in the middle of a bar to tell him I'd managed it. I was so proud.
Awww huni im proud too
I have struggles with peeing in public
In public? Expand please...
In public, as in not my own home
Like friends' houses, pubs, bars, any of that.
Stage fright? "
Possibly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.
As you were...
No its too much information and I didn't need to know....
But you did tell me in all honesty you wont sleep better now?
Err..yeah what you said...I think!!
See im right your wrong nur nur na nur nur nur "
Whatever Trevor!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...its not ok to text your mates telling them you need a wee...just so you know.
As you were...
But it Is ok to post it in here! "
I think (almost) anything goes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion
Watch out its a long way down from that horse "
Not for me it isn't! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion
Watch out its a long way down from that horse
Not for me it isn't! "
What is ones horse called? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion
Watch out its a long way down from that horse
Not for me it isn't!
What is ones horse called? "
Grace, my other one is called dignity. I like to ride them at the same time |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion
Watch out its a long way down from that horse
Not for me it isn't!
What is ones horse called?
Grace, my other one is called dignity. I like to ride them at the same time "
I only have a shetland pony she called. GivesAShit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??"
No probs good sir |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir "
They do an extra large too , just for reference |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir
They do an extra large too , just for reference "
You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir
They do an extra large too , just for reference
You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies "
I certainly do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've been to the pub after work but kept the whole thing to myself. Some of us value discretion
Watch out its a long way down from that horse
Not for me it isn't!
What is ones horse called?
Grace, my other one is called dignity. I like to ride them at the same time
I only have a shetland pony she called. GivesAShit "
So givesashit you can get your leg over? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir
They do an extra large too , just for reference
You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies
I certainly do "
So what are you making up for? Is it the size of your....car? |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir
They do an extra large too , just for reference
You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies
I certainly do
So what are you making up for? Is it the size of your....car? "
Who told you I had a Hillman imp ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir "
Exactly how many drinks did you have after work?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir
Exactly how many drinks did you have after work?!"
1 large bottle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir
Exactly how many drinks did you have after work?!
1 large bottle "
I hope you've got a hangover tomorrow...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Or that you're locked in the loo & can't get out
Oh dear did they rescue you?
No. It turned out I messaged my cousin who was on holiday in America. He called my dad. I was very, very d*unk!!! "
Hahaha bless you made me laugh though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir
Exactly how many drinks did you have after work?!
1 large bottle
I hope you've got a hangover tomorrow... "
Ive never had a hangover  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir
They do an extra large too , just for reference
You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies
I certainly do
So what are you making up for? Is it the size of your....car?
Who told you I had a Hillman imp ???"
You drive an imp??? Im not sure thats pc!  |
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By *horltzMan
over a year ago
heysham |
"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir
They do an extra large too , just for reference
You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies
I certainly do
So what are you making up for? Is it the size of your....car?
Who told you I had a Hillman imp ???
You drive an imp??? Im not sure thats pc! "
No it's not a computer !! It's a car |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just had a swift half , and happy to say I didn't text anyone about my lavatory exploits goody for you sir. I will send ypu a lolly pop
Drumsticks are my fave ??
No probs good sir
They do an extra large too , just for reference
You know what they say about men and the size of their lollies
I certainly do
So what are you making up for? Is it the size of your....car?
Who told you I had a Hillman imp ???
You drive an imp??? Im not sure thats pc!
No it's not a computer !! It's a car "
I thought it was...actually never mind |
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