TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU
1) You are reading this.
2) You are human.
3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4) You just attempted to do it.
6) You are laughing at yourself.
7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.
9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it. I have posted this because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.
Have a great Day. Laugh, and then laugh and sing 'It's a Beautiful Morning' even when it's not.
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Oh my God i was just in tescos getting a bottle of and food as u do and i noticed this woman staring at me from down the aisle and i was like wtf so i went to a different aisle and the women was there again staring at me so i was like ok wtf is going on so i finished getting my stuff and went to pay and the women was there again ahead of me and kept on staring so i was like ok theres something going on here so i went on my phone pretending to talk to someone so i didnt have to look at her and then she came up and apologised for staring but says i just look like her nephew who passed away and i felt bad so i was just like oh im so sorry for your loss and then it got weirder she was just like can you do something for me i understand if its too weird
BUt could you just hug me and say goodbye mom and i was like holy shit this womans on drugs but i couldnt say no so i just did it and she thanked me and left and then the person at the till was like thats 85€ and i was like eh wtf because it was only ament to be 2€ and i was so confused and then the worker was like oh your total was added onto your moms and i though i was going crazy and they were like yeah your mam said you were paying for her stuff along with your because she had to run and i was like that wasnt my mom!! And they were like you said bye mam and hugged her? And i was like fully wtf so i went out after the women and she was just getting into her car so i grabbed her leg and i pulled it hard enough that her wooden leg came off so i grabbed the other one and start pulling!!! Just like im pulling yours right now
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