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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some bloody sanerty 
Miracles I canny perform...whats up with ya know my glass dildo snatcher
If I told you you not believe me"
Go on tell me if its oot to do with on here u so know I believe everything  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some bloody sanerty
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My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me 
What bad bladey done now"
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You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that |
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"Some bloody sanerty
..
My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me
What bad bladey done now
..
You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that "
Bad bladey bad bad bladey |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some bloody sanerty
..
My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me
What bad bladey done now
..
You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that "
I shall beat him with my monster for you...BAD BLADEY |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A treadmill so I don't have to go out and walk the dogs 
Open door kick oot dogs shut door...simples "
and then spend the rest of the morning searching for elsa when she jumps the fence |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
I need (in no particular order) coffee, orgasm or three, more sleep and the magic fairies to sort my hair for my meet in a bit.....
Anyone got a wand I can borrow? Magic maybe better than vibrating, but I'm not fussy!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A treadmill so I don't have to go out and walk the dogs
Open door kick oot dogs shut door...simples and then spend the rest of the morning searching for elsa when she jumps the fence "
Tell her not to...to stay in the garden and be a good girl tell her Aunty N says she as to |
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"Some bloody sanerty
..
My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me
What bad bladey done now
..
You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that
I shall beat him with my monster for you...BAD BLADEY "
Haven't you lost enough |
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"I need (in no particular order) coffee, orgasm or three, more sleep and the magic fairies to sort my hair for my meet in a bit.....
Anyone got a wand I can borrow? Magic maybe better than vibrating, but I'm not fussy!! "
It just so happens  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need (in no particular order) coffee, orgasm or three, more sleep and the magic fairies to sort my hair for my meet in a bit.....
Anyone got a wand I can borrow? Magic maybe better than vibrating, but I'm not fussy!! "
As it happens i've Professor McGonagall's wand on my side I seemed to have snapped the end of and the other wands in my play drawer /...take ya pick |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some bloody sanerty
..
My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me
What bad bladey done now
..
You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that
I shall beat him with my monster for you...BAD BLADEY
Haven't you lost enough "
Id not loose the monster |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A treadmill so I don't have to go out and walk the dogs
Open door kick oot dogs shut door...simples and then spend the rest of the morning searching for elsa when she jumps the fence
Tell her not to...to stay in the garden and be a good girl tell her Aunty N says she as to yeah right  ,that would happen "
Send Mark oot with em unless this is Mark then send A oot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My first green tea was so needed ...what are you in need of this morning 
Something to keep me warm. It's a bit chilly out again.
Minus one here atm"
Minus one outside you mean! I bet you're tucked up in your nice warm bed. It's cold on this bloody station this morning. Ah well soon be squashed in nice and warm between some sweaty bodies....You've got to love rush hour trains. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My first green tea was so needed ...what are you in need of this morning
Something to keep me warm. It's a bit chilly out again.
Minus one here atm
Minus one outside you mean! I bet you're tucked up in your nice warm bed. It's cold on this bloody station this morning. Ah well soon be squashed in nice and warm between some sweaty bodies....You've got to love rush hour trains."
Yes outside ..its 20 in the house and im all toasty and no I don't do trains ...ive only been on 2 in my life and I said never again... |
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"Some raspberry nipple ice cream to lick off the OP's bewbies would be nice right now 
Ok, I'll settle for a bit of crumpet then instead 
No crumpet here... "
Is it pushing ma luck to ask for a tart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some bloody sanerty
..
My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me
What bad bladey done now
..
You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that
Bad bladey bad bad bladey "
..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some bloody sanerty
..
My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me
What bad bladey done now
..
You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that
I shall beat him with my monster for you...BAD BLADEY "
..
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My first green tea was so needed ...what are you in need of this morning
Something to keep me warm. It's a bit chilly out again.
Minus one here atm
Minus one outside you mean! I bet you're tucked up in your nice warm bed. It's cold on this bloody station this morning. Ah well soon be squashed in nice and warm between some sweaty bodies....You've got to love rush hour trains.
Yes outside ..its 20 in the house and im all toasty and no I don't do trains ...ive only been on 2 in my life and I said never again... "
You can go off people you know...
Wish I didn't have to, but necessary evil I'm afraid. Quicker than driving into Manchester. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some raspberry nipple ice cream to lick off the OP's bewbies would be nice right now
Ok, I'll settle for a bit of crumpet then instead
No crumpet here...
Is it pushing ma luck to ask for a tart "
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some bloody sanerty
..
My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me
What bad bladey done now
..
You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that
I shall beat him with my monster for you...BAD BLADEY
..
Thanks "
YVW hes a bad bugger that one..watch oot for him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My first green tea was so needed ...what are you in need of this morning
Something to keep me warm. It's a bit chilly out again.
Minus one here atm
Minus one outside you mean! I bet you're tucked up in your nice warm bed. It's cold on this bloody station this morning. Ah well soon be squashed in nice and warm between some sweaty bodies....You've got to love rush hour trains.
Yes outside ..its 20 in the house and im all toasty and no I don't do trains ...ive only been on 2 in my life and I said never again...
You can go off people you know...
Wish I didn't have to, but necessary evil I'm afraid. Quicker than driving into Manchester."
Id drive ...even if I had to set off early...id drive ....me no likey trains |
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"Some bloody sanerty
..
My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me
What bad bladey done now
..
You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that
I shall beat him with my monster for you...BAD BLADEY
..
Thanks "
Don't encourage her |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some bloody sanerty
..
My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me
What bad bladey done now
..
You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that
I shall beat him with my monster for you...BAD BLADEY
..
Thanks
Don't encourage her "
Shut it u ...now get in my inbox and tell me all ya woes |
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"Some bloody sanerty
..
My car fixing!!
.. Yes I'm still quoting you because you jinxed me
What bad bladey done now
..
You know when someone says.. 'if you ever need your car looking at'
And you say.. 'it's running perfect'.
Then the next week it breaks...
He did that
I shall beat him with my monster for you...BAD BLADEY
..
Thanks
Don't encourage her
Shut it u ...now get in my inbox and tell me all ya woes"
That sounds so very wrong |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning Z!
I need spooning that leads to a sensual, thorough forking.
That is all. "
Good morning lovely....oh yes spooning to forking is good ..im all forked oot tho this morning |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"More sleep...
I'm constantly tired at the moment, I keep waking up several times and through the night.
Its making me more grumpy than usual.
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Know the feeling only too well...years of it ..its not fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A damn good seeing to would be lovely.
However, I will make do with the nice cup of tea I've just made whilst I pray that my office warms up soon. Brrrrrrrr. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A damn good seeing to would be lovely.
However, I will make do with the nice cup of tea I've just made whilst I pray that my office warms up soon. Brrrrrrrr. "
Enjoy the tea and hope it soon warms up.. |
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"Some raspberry nipple ice cream to lick off the OP's bewbies would be nice right now
Ok, I'll settle for a bit of crumpet then instead
No crumpet here...
Is it pushing ma luck to ask for a tart
Yes"
Well this is a crap café, I'm off oot to pick up a tenderloin, a nice piece of rump and a couple of chicken breasts & a leg of lamb. Maybe I can make something out of that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Some raspberry nipple ice cream to lick off the OP's bewbies would be nice right now
Ok, I'll settle for a bit of crumpet then instead
No crumpet here...
Is it pushing ma luck to ask for a tart
Yes
Well this is a crap café, I'm off oot to pick up a tenderloin, a nice piece of rump and a couple of chicken breasts & a leg of lamb. Maybe I can make something out of that "
Where did I say it was a café ...pfft the cheek |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where did I say it was a café ...pfft the cheek
Well a man's gotta try, I'll have green tea then please. It's ok I'll bring ma own milk & biccies "
Milk in green tea ohh lordy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning Z!
I need spooning that leads to a sensual, thorough forking.
That is all.
Pick me pick me
Start swimming.
To get hold of you no problem "
Smooth  |
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"Where did I say it was a café ...pfft the cheek
Well a man's gotta try, I'll have green tea then please. It's ok I'll bring ma own milk & biccies
Milk in green tea ohh lordy"
For crying out loud woman, I'll have Earl Grey instead then if it keeps you happy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Where did I say it was a café ...pfft the cheek
Well a man's gotta try, I'll have green tea then please. It's ok I'll bring ma own milk & biccies
Milk in green tea ohh lordy
For crying out loud woman, I'll have Earl Grey instead then if it keeps you happy "
Its green tea or black coffee... |
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Morning miss z and all,
I would like to go back to bed...woken up by plumber ringing to say on way at 7.15!! Plus side is he has been and have rest of day to myself.....spooning and forking however sounds a lovely way to spend day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning miss z and all,
I would like to go back to bed...woken up by plumber ringing to say on way at 7.15!! Plus side is he has been and have rest of day to myself.....spooning and forking however sounds a lovely way to spend day "
Atleast you can dive back under the duvet |
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"Where did I say it was a café ...pfft the cheek
Well a man's gotta try, I'll have green tea then please. It's ok I'll bring ma own milk & biccies
Milk in green tea ohh lordy
For crying out loud woman, I'll have Earl Grey instead then if it keeps you happy
Its green tea or black coffee..."
No deal, have you got any Lilt |
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"Morning Z!
I need spooning that leads to a sensual, thorough forking.
That is all.
Pick me pick me
Start swimming.
To get hold of you no problem
Smooth "
You know it kid. Bet your all damp now aren't ya |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where did I say it was a café ...pfft the cheek
Well a man's gotta try, I'll have green tea then please. It's ok I'll bring ma own milk & biccies
Milk in green tea ohh lordy
For crying out loud woman, I'll have Earl Grey instead then if it keeps you happy
Its green tea or black coffee...
No deal, have you got any Lilt "
No I only drink soda and lime ..so best thing to do is make ya own drink...saves time |
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"Morning miss z and all,
I would like to go back to bed...woken up by plumber ringing to say on way at 7.15!! Plus side is he has been and have rest of day to myself.....spooning and forking however sounds a lovely way to spend day
Atleast you can dive back under the duvet "
I could but up and dressed now...I can however catnap on sofa once i put everything back under sink |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning miss z and all,
I would like to go back to bed...woken up by plumber ringing to say on way at 7.15!! Plus side is he has been and have rest of day to myself.....spooning and forking however sounds a lovely way to spend day
Atleast you can dive back under the duvet
I could but up and dressed now...I can however catnap on sofa once i put everything back under sink "
This is true...well enjoy your day |
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"Morning miss z and all,
I would like to go back to bed...woken up by plumber ringing to say on way at 7.15!! Plus side is he has been and have rest of day to myself.....spooning and forking however sounds a lovely way to spend day
Atleast you can dive back under the duvet
I could but up and dressed now...I can however catnap on sofa once i put everything back under sink
This is true...well enjoy your day"
Coffee, choccy biccies, netflix & fab...not a bad day off i suppose have a good one yourself |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning miss z and all,
I would like to go back to bed...woken up by plumber ringing to say on way at 7.15!! Plus side is he has been and have rest of day to myself.....spooning and forking however sounds a lovely way to spend day
Atleast you can dive back under the duvet
I could but up and dressed now...I can however catnap on sofa once i put everything back under sink
This is true...well enjoy your day
Coffee, choccy biccies, netflix & fab...not a bad day off i suppose have a good one yourself "
Thanks |
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"Where did I say it was a café ...pfft the cheek
Well a man's gotta try, I'll have green tea then please. It's ok I'll bring ma own milk & biccies
Milk in green tea ohh lordy
For crying out loud woman, I'll have Earl Grey instead then if it keeps you happy
Its green tea or black coffee...
No deal, have you got any Lilt
No I only drink soda and lime ..so best thing to do is make ya own drink...saves time "
That's cool, ya got any straws |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where did I say it was a café ...pfft the cheek
Well a man's gotta try, I'll have green tea then please. It's ok I'll bring ma own milk & biccies
Milk in green tea ohh lordy
For crying out loud woman, I'll have Earl Grey instead then if it keeps you happy
Its green tea or black coffee...
No deal, have you got any Lilt
No I only drink soda and lime ..so best thing to do is make ya own drink...saves time
That's cool, ya got any straws "
Yes only penis ones tho |
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"Where did I say it was a café ...pfft the cheek
Well a man's gotta try, I'll have green tea then please. It's ok I'll bring ma own milk & biccies
Milk in green tea ohh lordy
For crying out loud woman, I'll have Earl Grey instead then if it keeps you happy
Its green tea or black coffee...
No deal, have you got any Lilt
No I only drink soda and lime ..so best thing to do is make ya own drink...saves time
That's cool, ya got any straws
Yes only penis ones tho"
As long as they're not curly I might be able to put up with that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Where did I say it was a café ...pfft the cheek
Well a man's gotta try, I'll have green tea then please. It's ok I'll bring ma own milk & biccies
Milk in green tea ohh lordy
For crying out loud woman, I'll have Earl Grey instead then if it keeps you happy
Its green tea or black coffee...
No deal, have you got any Lilt
No I only drink soda and lime ..so best thing to do is make ya own drink...saves time
That's cool, ya got any straws
Yes only penis ones tho
As long as they're not curly I might be able to put up with that "
Dear lord man ..your hard work on a monday |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A day off work and a Skype chat with Grey, its been ages but it's not possible
How did the wedding go?
It went well, thank you "
Good to hear hope the colds done one and u got chance to catch up with grey |
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