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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm telling thee now, put kekkle and let's have us a proper Lancashire talk. Off ta shops.
I think you will find its off t' pub "
I’ll tell thee this - and ‘appen tha’ll. |
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over a year ago
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"I'm telling thee now, put kekkle and let's have us a proper Lancashire talk. Off ta shops.
I think you will find its off t' pub
I’ll tell thee this - and ‘appen tha’ll."
Omg appen!!! So happy you said that. When i say appen no one knows what i mean ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where is Lancashire?? *disclaimer I failed geography at school
Below cumbria on the west side. Yorkshire to the right and cheshire below xx"
Leaves thread and goes to find a map ![](/icons/s/redface.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell thee what though, thi loves a proper chippy tea or a good pork pie from th'asda. Barnsley accent is amazing! "
Have you ever heard the barnsley mans rap? ![](/icons/s/2/halo.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell thee what though, thi loves a proper chippy tea or a good pork pie from th'asda. Barnsley accent is amazing!
Have you ever heard the barnsley mans rap? "
Oooo no I haven't! Just nipping shops but when I come back I'll YouTube that Fanks! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tell thee what though, thi loves a proper chippy tea or a good pork pie from th'asda. Barnsley accent is amazing!
Have you ever heard the barnsley mans rap?
Oooo no I haven't! Just nipping shops but when I come back I'll YouTube that Fanks!"
Very unpolitically correct but hilarious ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eccky thump , by 'eck , pie and black pud .
Sorry I qm Welsh and we make our language up as we go along lol. Lancashire is a jolly spiffing country and a splendid cricket team
Hurrah for our near neighbours ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yea thi is lad.
It's called Yorkshire. Propa gods cuntry.
Are you a ' dee darr ?
Toytown"
No dude. I don't really talk like that.
Simply having fun with the thread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That rap was amazing! I tell you what as well, when I'm at work and I need to check up on someone I'll say Hellow instead of my usual hallo lol"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Although we did love watching Fred Dibna when he was on television.
Lancashire is a poorer place without him."
Theres a lot more to lancashire than fred dibnah lol xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Although we did love watching Fred Dibna when he was on television.
Lancashire is a poorer place without him.
Theres a lot more to lancashire than fred dibnah lol xx"
Oswaldtwistle mills, pot noodles, Eccles cakes the list is endless! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Although we did love watching Fred Dibna when he was on television.
Lancashire is a poorer place without him.
Theres a lot more to lancashire than fred dibnah lol xx
Oswaldtwistle mills, pot noodles, Eccles cakes the list is endless!"
Love oswaldtwistle! Im from near there! I think hollands pies are in lacs too arent they? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Although we did love watching Fred Dibna when he was on television.
Lancashire is a poorer place without him.
Theres a lot more to lancashire than fred dibnah lol xx
Oswaldtwistle mills, pot noodles, Eccles cakes the list is endless!
Love oswaldtwistle! Im from near there! I think hollands pies are in lacs too arent they? "
Yeah hollands pies are still there as well. Loved the biggest pear drop in the world inside Oswaldtwistle mills |
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"Where is Lancashire?? *disclaimer I failed geography at school "
Its the civilised bit, with sheep fanciers to the North, East and South of us & Scousers to the West of us.
May go someway to explaining why we are suspicious of foreigners! ![](/icons/s/wink.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Although we did love watching Fred Dibna when he was on television.
Lancashire is a poorer place without him.
Theres a lot more to lancashire than fred dibnah lol xx
Oswaldtwistle mills, pot noodles, Eccles cakes the list is endless!
Love oswaldtwistle! Im from near there! I think hollands pies are in lacs too arent they?
Yeah hollands pies are still there as well. Loved the biggest pear drop in the world inside Oswaldtwistle mills "
Now youve made it lad. Just need ta experience darren tower ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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over a year ago
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"Although we did love watching Fred Dibna when he was on television.
Lancashire is a poorer place without him.
Theres a lot more to lancashire than fred dibnah lol xx
Oswaldtwistle mills, pot noodles, Eccles cakes the list is endless!
Love oswaldtwistle! Im from near there! I think hollands pies are in lacs too arent they?
Yeah hollands pies are still there as well. Loved the biggest pear drop in the world inside Oswaldtwistle mills
Now youve made it lad. Just need ta experience darren tower "
By eck as like. You folk really know how to live..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blinkin' eck. A thread full of beautiful Lancashure belters.
Don't spend too much at'shops. In my home town if you're going shopping in the town centre - you'd say you were going down the street. Doesn't matter how many streets away it is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Although we did love watching Fred Dibna when he was on television.
Lancashire is a poorer place without him.
Theres a lot more to lancashire than fred dibnah lol xx
Oswaldtwistle mills, pot noodles, Eccles cakes the list is endless!
Love oswaldtwistle! Im from near there! I think hollands pies are in lacs too arent they?
Yeah hollands pies are still there as well. Loved the biggest pear drop in the world inside Oswaldtwistle mills
Now youve made it lad. Just need ta experience darren tower "
You can see Blackpoo' tower from there on a clear day. Nowt like it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Although we did love watching Fred Dibna when he was on television.
Lancashire is a poorer place without him.
Theres a lot more to lancashire than fred dibnah lol xx
Oswaldtwistle mills, pot noodles, Eccles cakes the list is endless!
Love oswaldtwistle! Im from near there! I think hollands pies are in lacs too arent they?
Yeah hollands pies are still there as well. Loved the biggest pear drop in the world inside Oswaldtwistle mills
Now youve made it lad. Just need ta experience darren tower
By eck as like. You folk really know how to live....." ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Although we did love watching Fred Dibna when he was on television.
Lancashire is a poorer place without him.
Theres a lot more to lancashire than fred dibnah lol xx
Oswaldtwistle mills, pot noodles, Eccles cakes the list is endless!
Love oswaldtwistle! Im from near there! I think hollands pies are in lacs too arent they?
Yeah hollands pies are still there as well. Loved the biggest pear drop in the world inside Oswaldtwistle mills
Now youve made it lad. Just need ta experience darren tower
You can see Blackpoo' tower from there on a clear day. Nowt like it. "
Tho tha winberry pickings gone doown 'ill |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tho tha winberry pickings gone doown 'ill"
Oh! I want a winberry pie now! Can't get 'em fer love nor money 'ere. Meet you at Buxtons for a toasted teacake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tho tha winberry pickings gone doown 'ill
Oh! I want a winberry pie now! Can't get 'em fer love nor money 'ere. Meet you at Buxtons for a toasted teacake?" Your on! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"as i work in leeds and live in manchester i am sitting well and truly on the fence..... or should that be pennines
Aye but you must know how camp Leeds men sound."
maybe but nowhere camper than canal st on pride day. lancs has that trophy. |
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"Although we did love watching Fred Dibna when he was on television.
Lancashire is a poorer place without him.
Theres a lot more to lancashire than fred dibnah lol xx
Oswaldtwistle mills, pot noodles, Eccles cakes the list is endless!
Love oswaldtwistle! Im from near there! I think hollands pies are in lacs too arent they? :-
Yeah hollands pies are still there as well. Loved the biggest pear drop in the world inside Oswaldtwistle mills
Now youve made it lad. Just need ta experience darren tower
You can see Blackpoo' tower from there on a clear day. Nowt like it.
Tho tha winberry pickings gone doown 'ill"
Daren Tower, god bless you for mentioning that.
Let's not forget all the great Football teams from the Lancashire Palatine. Yorkshire's won nowt compared. |
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"as i work in leeds and live in manchester i am sitting well and truly on the fence..... or should that be pennines
Aye but you must know how camp Leeds men sound.
maybe but nowhere camper than canal st on pride day. lancs has that trophy."
Aye but those lovely people are proud of it. Yorkies are bitter and in t'closet. That's why they're so angry down at Elland Road. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love it when Yorkshire and Lancashire have a row and we just sit up in the proper North being awesome "
thats always confused me. they call it north but its midlands compared to when i lived in newcastle ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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"I love it when Yorkshire and Lancashire have a row and we just sit up in the proper North being awesome "
Give us a shout when you need those jocks sorting out, you'll not be able to manage on your own ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tho tha winberry pickings gone doown 'ill
Oh! I want a winberry pie now! Can't get 'em fer love nor money 'ere. Meet you at Buxtons for a toasted teacake?"
Omg, I'm Bolton born lass and wimberry pies where my favourite, God, just taken me right back to my childhood that has lol x ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tho tha winberry pickings gone doown 'ill
Oh! I want a winberry pie now! Can't get 'em fer love nor money 'ere. Meet you at Buxtons for a toasted teacake?
Omg, I'm Bolton born lass and wimberry pies where my favourite, God, just taken me right back to my childhood that has lol x "
Love going home for a wimberry pie ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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"I love it when Yorkshire and Lancashire have a row and we just sit up in the proper North being awesome "
Lived in North Yorkshire for 15 years and loved the rivalry. .was hilarious telling people my ancestors sorted them out ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"I love it when Yorkshire and Lancashire have a row and we just sit up in the proper North being awesome "
If you have gravy on your chips your alright by me ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"Sadly I've found several cunts that came from Leeds..... Just sayin!!
They are a tight lot. They can peel an orange in their pocket."
The definition of a Yorkshire man, is a Scot with all the generosity squeezed out!
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"Didn't the Lancastrians win at Bosworth Field? "
Not really, Tudor took the claim of the Lancastrian descent but only because his mother had once been married to a Lancastrian Monarch.
In reality the tea Lancastrian line, and all the nobles who supported them had been bumped off in the aftermath of the battle of Tewkesbury.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I love it when Yorkshire and Lancashire have a row and we just sit up in the proper North being awesome
If you have gravy on your chips your alright by me "
Damn right we do ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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I've not long moved to the land of the red rose and can't help but wonder why a bread roll is called something different in practically every town. Muffin, barm cake, tea cake..... |
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"I've not long moved to the land of the red rose and can't help but wonder why a bread roll is called something different in practically every town. Muffin, barm cake, tea cake..... "
I'm telling thee now, us lot have got it right with the bread ya wrong un. |
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"I've not long moved to the land of the red rose and can't help but wonder why a bread roll is called something different in practically every town. Muffin, barm cake, tea cake.....
I'm telling thee now, us lot have got it right with the bread ya wrong un."
Bit harsh there sorry haha ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Unrelated question but.. What's Henderson's Relish like?
Is it similar to Worcestershire sauce?"
Henderson's is a gentleman's relish made from vegetable extractions.
Worcestershire sauce is fermented fish.
They are both used as flavour enhancers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've not long moved to the land of the red rose and can't help but wonder why a bread roll is called something different in practically every town. Muffin, barm cake, tea cake.....
I'm telling thee now, us lot have got it right with the bread ya wrong un.
Bit harsh there sorry haha "
It's alright, for a southern softie, I can take it ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"i always have a laugh with people in wigan who call you cock, i pretend to misheard them and say you had what in your mouth"
Nowt wrong wi' seyin' cock, cock. |
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