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over a year ago
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"Morning. going to be an interesting one! Gaining a dog today, just got fingers crossed that he gets on with my boys. 
You must be mad. Anther staff"
No, got Rory, I'm fostering Tizer who's a 9-10 month old lurcher X American bulldog, and promised my nan I'd give her 14 yr old parsons terrier a retirement home.  |
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"Morning. going to be an interesting one! Gaining a dog today, just got fingers crossed that he gets on with my boys.
You must be mad. Anther staff
No, got Rory, I'm fostering Tizer who's a 9-10 month old lurcher X American bulldog, and promised my nan I'd give her 14 yr old parsons terrier a retirement home. "
Bet Rory well impressed  |
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over a year ago
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"Morning. going to be an interesting one! Gaining a dog today, just got fingers crossed that he gets on with my boys.
You must be mad. Anther staff
No, got Rory, I'm fostering Tizer who's a 9-10 month old lurcher X American bulldog, and promised my nan I'd give her 14 yr old parsons terrier a retirement home.
Bet Rory well impressed "
Tizer drives him nuts! He's huge, dopey and wants to play alllllll day. Rory wants to sleep!.
Patch is old and calm so hopefully all will go smoothly. Rory is 8kg lighter now!"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning Blade. Morning all. Whose got kettle on,its too cold to get out of bed."
I don't want to get out of mine either a did a quick dash to the loo but jumped back in my warm bed! X |
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over a year ago
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"Morning ladies xxx passes teas and coffees round tuts the men should be doing thiis but we will be waiting all day"
Make my coffee extra strong I been up half the night and not in a good way!  |
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"Morning. going to be an interesting one! Gaining a dog today, just got fingers crossed that he gets on with my boys.
You must be mad. Anther staff
No, got Rory, I'm fostering Tizer who's a 9-10 month old lurcher X American bulldog, and promised my nan I'd give her 14 yr old parsons terrier a retirement home.
Bet Rory well impressed
Tizer drives him nuts! He's huge, dopey and wants to play alllllll day. Rory wants to sleep!.
Patch is old and calm so hopefully all will go smoothly. Rory is 8kg lighter now!"
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Bloody hell he's done well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning 
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya "
Cos you know how I like to talk... |
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk... "
That could be taken so very wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk...
That could be taken so very wrong "
On here something taken the wrong way...NEVER... |
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk...
That could be taken so very wrong
On here something taken the wrong way...NEVER... "
Can almost hear the whispers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk...
That could be taken so very wrong
On here something taken the wrong way...NEVER...
Can almost hear the whispers "
What again |
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk...
That could be taken so very wrong
On here something taken the wrong way...NEVER...
Can almost hear the whispers
What again "
Probably |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk...
That could be taken so very wrong
On here something taken the wrong way...NEVER...
Can almost hear the whispers
What again
Probably "
I suppose it beats the other whispers about you know what |
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk...
That could be taken so very wrong
On here something taken the wrong way...NEVER...
Can almost hear the whispers
What again
Probably
I suppose it beats the other whispers about you know what "
Shhhhhh don't mention the you no what. Remember last time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk...
That could be taken so very wrong
On here something taken the wrong way...NEVER...
Can almost hear the whispers
What again
Probably
I suppose it beats the other whispers about you know what
Shhhhhh don't mention the you no what. Remember last time "
Yes I do...its still talked about now |
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk...
That could be taken so very wrong
On here something taken the wrong way...NEVER...
Can almost hear the whispers
What again
Probably
I suppose it beats the other whispers about you know what
Shhhhhh don't mention the you no what. Remember last time
Yes I do...its still talked about now "
Still got the scares |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk...
That could be taken so very wrong
On here something taken the wrong way...NEVER...
Can almost hear the whispers
What again
Probably
I suppose it beats the other whispers about you know what
Shhhhhh don't mention the you no what. Remember last time
Yes I do...its still talked about now
Still got the scares "
I still have the nightmares  |
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"Good morning
Yo x
Wtf is Yo.....
All your getting so shut up. Bloody women
Well sorry thats unacceptable
Stop ya wining
I aint even started
And why do I believe ya
Cos you know how I like to talk...
That could be taken so very wrong
On here something taken the wrong way...NEVER...
Can almost hear the whispers
What again
Probably
I suppose it beats the other whispers about you know what
Shhhhhh don't mention the you no what. Remember last time
Yes I do...its still talked about now
Still got the scares
I still have the nightmares "
That's 3 of us then  |
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say"
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me |
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over a year ago
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me "
And very bad when the mood goes the other direction |
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me
And very bad when the mood goes the other direction"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me
And very bad when the mood goes the other direction
"
You do know we all know how bad you really are don't ya |
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me
And very bad when the mood goes the other direction
You do know we all know how bad you really are don't ya "
If they didn't they do now. There go's my "I'm shy" line thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me
And very bad when the mood goes the other direction
You do know we all know how bad you really are don't ya
If they didn't they do now. There go's my "I'm shy" line thanks "
You weren't shy with that glass dildo |
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"Woke up to find an old friend from the scene had passed away and now my toilet ceiling is now on our toilet floor due to being flooded out by our neighbour "
Thats not good. Sorry about your friend. Seding hugs |
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me
And very bad when the mood goes the other direction
You do know we all know how bad you really are don't ya
If they didn't they do now. There go's my "I'm shy" line thanks
You weren't shy with that glass dildo"
Wasn't my fault it got lost. Must still be there somewhere  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me
And very bad when the mood goes the other direction
You do know we all know how bad you really are don't ya
If they didn't they do now. There go's my "I'm shy" line thanks
You weren't shy with that glass dildo
Wasn't my fault it got lost. Must still be there somewhere "
Surely if it still where you placed it you would feel it when you walk |
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me
And very bad when the mood goes the other direction
You do know we all know how bad you really are don't ya
If they didn't they do now. There go's my "I'm shy" line thanks
You weren't shy with that glass dildo
Wasn't my fault it got lost. Must still be there somewhere
Surely if it still where you placed it you would feel it when you walk "
That's not where I left it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me
And very bad when the mood goes the other direction
You do know we all know how bad you really are don't ya
If they didn't they do now. There go's my "I'm shy" line thanks
You weren't shy with that glass dildo
Wasn't my fault it got lost. Must still be there somewhere
Surely if it still where you placed it you would feel it when you walk
That's not where I left it "
Oh yes you did |
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"And you still owe me a new glass dildo cos fook only knows what ya did to that one
Hey it wasn't my idea remember
Yeah yeah ...oot ya say
Hey I'm a good boy in fact very good when the mood takes me
And very bad when the mood goes the other direction
You do know we all know how bad you really are don't ya
If they didn't they do now. There go's my "I'm shy" line thanks
You weren't shy with that glass dildo
Wasn't my fault it got lost. Must still be there somewhere
Surely if it still where you placed it you would feel it when you walk
That's not where I left it
Oh yes you did"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!) |
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)"
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets "
You do hahahhaha |
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets
You do hahahhaha "
See told you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets
You do hahahhaha
See told you. "
But you do though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Morning. going to be an interesting one! Gaining a dog today, just got fingers crossed that he gets on with my boys.
You must be mad. Anther staff
No, got Rory, I'm fostering Tizer who's a 9-10 month old lurcher X American bulldog, and promised my nan I'd give her 14 yr old parsons terrier a retirement home.
Bet Rory well impressed
Tizer drives him nuts! He's huge, dopey and wants to play alllllll day. Rory wants to sleep!.
Patch is old and calm so hopefully all will go smoothly. Rory is 8kg lighter now!"
Bloody hell he's done well"
I don't understand how they got him so big, he's not greedy. Tizer is. He stole a cheese sandwich off the plate. That was at the back of the worktop.  |
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets
You do hahahhaha
See told you.
But you do though "
You've just led a very sheltered life ya country bumpkin |
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"Morning. going to be an interesting one! Gaining a dog today, just got fingers crossed that he gets on with my boys.
You must be mad. Anther staff
No, got Rory, I'm fostering Tizer who's a 9-10 month old lurcher X American bulldog, and promised my nan I'd give her 14 yr old parsons terrier a retirement home.
Bet Rory well impressed
Tizer drives him nuts! He's huge, dopey and wants to play alllllll day. Rory wants to sleep!.
Patch is old and calm so hopefully all will go smoothly. Rory is 8kg lighter now!"
Bloody hell he's done well
I don't understand how they got him so big, he's not greedy. Tizer is. He stole a cheese sandwich off the plate. That was at the back of the worktop. "
That's easy. Kids |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets
You do hahahhaha
See told you.
But you do though
You've just led a very sheltered life ya country bumpkin "
I don't live in the country and my bum looks nothing like a kin |
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets
You do hahahhaha
See told you.
But you do though
You've just led a very sheltered life ya country bumpkin
I don't live in the country and my bum looks nothing like a kin "
See told you that's where the dildo was |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets
You do hahahhaha
See told you.
But you do though
You've just led a very sheltered life ya country bumpkin
I don't live in the country and my bum looks nothing like a kin
See told you that's where the dildo was "
Your lying now..come on Mr own up you still have it I saw it go up there but it never came back down...that's why u walk funny |
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets
You do hahahhaha
See told you.
But you do though
You've just led a very sheltered life ya country bumpkin
I don't live in the country and my bum looks nothing like a kin
See told you that's where the dildo was
Your lying now..come on Mr own up you still have it I saw it go up there but it never came back down...that's why u walk funny "
I sware I'm going to stick somthing up your arse if you carry on ya git |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets
You do hahahhaha
See told you.
But you do though
You've just led a very sheltered life ya country bumpkin
I don't live in the country and my bum looks nothing like a kin
See told you that's where the dildo was
Your lying now..come on Mr own up you still have it I saw it go up there but it never came back down...that's why u walk funny
I sware I'm going to stick somthing up your arse if you carry on ya git "
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bring it on lover |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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"Woke up to find an old friend from the scene had passed away and now my toilet ceiling is now on our toilet floor due to being flooded out by our neighbour
Thats not good. Sorry about your friend. Seding hugs "
who was it mike anyone i know |
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"I'm new to the forums and giggled my way down to the end to post a lovely lazy Sunday morning sexy beasts and minx's.
(The glass dildo comments are hysterical!!)
Good morning and welcome to the forum. Oh and it's all lies by the way. Next thing she will tell you is I have turrets
You do hahahhaha
See told you.
But you do though
You've just led a very sheltered life ya country bumpkin
I don't live in the country and my bum looks nothing like a kin
See told you that's where the dildo was
Your lying now..come on Mr own up you still have it I saw it go up there but it never came back down...that's why u walk funny
I sware I'm going to stick somthing up your arse if you carry on ya git
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm bring it on lover "
What again ffs I'm knackered |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning. going to be an interesting one! Gaining a dog today, just got fingers crossed that he gets on with my boys.
You must be mad. Anther staff
No, got Rory, I'm fostering Tizer who's a 9-10 month old lurcher X American bulldog, and promised my nan I'd give her 14 yr old parsons terrier a retirement home.
Bet Rory well impressed
Tizer drives him nuts! He's huge, dopey and wants to play alllllll day. Rory wants to sleep!.
Patch is old and calm so hopefully all will go smoothly. Rory is 8kg lighter now!"
Bloody hell he's done well
I don't understand how they got him so big, he's not greedy. Tizer is. He stole a cheese sandwich off the plate. That was at the back of the worktop.
That's easy. Kids "
Midget feeds him from the table. She knows she's not allowed but she just gives him tiny bits so I pretend not to see. |
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"Morning. going to be an interesting one! Gaining a dog today, just got fingers crossed that he gets on with my boys.
You must be mad. Anther staff
No, got Rory, I'm fostering Tizer who's a 9-10 month old lurcher X American bulldog, and promised my nan I'd give her 14 yr old parsons terrier a retirement home.
Bet Rory well impressed
Tizer drives him nuts! He's huge, dopey and wants to play alllllll day. Rory wants to sleep!.
Patch is old and calm so hopefully all will go smoothly. Rory is 8kg lighter now!"
Bloody hell he's done well
I don't understand how they got him so big, he's not greedy. Tizer is. He stole a cheese sandwich off the plate. That was at the back of the worktop.
That's easy. Kids
Midget feeds him from the table. She knows she's not allowed but she just gives him tiny bits so I pretend not to see. "
Haha there you go |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
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"Woke up to find an old friend from the scene had passed away and now my toilet ceiling is now on our toilet floor due to being flooded out by our neighbour
Thats not good. Sorry about your friend. Seding hugs "
Thanks smoothie - he was an old old friend from the scene he had cancer just a shame as I though the chemo was going well |
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"Morning. going to be an interesting one! Gaining a dog today, just got fingers crossed that he gets on with my boys.
You must be mad. Anther staff
No, got Rory, I'm fostering Tizer who's a 9-10 month old lurcher X American bulldog, and promised my nan I'd give her 14 yr old parsons terrier a retirement home.
Bet Rory well impressed
Tizer drives him nuts! He's huge, dopey and wants to play alllllll day. Rory wants to sleep!.
Patch is old and calm so hopefully all will go smoothly. Rory is 8kg lighter now!"
Bloody hell he's done well
I don't understand how they got him so big, he's not greedy. Tizer is. He stole a cheese sandwich off the plate. That was at the back of the worktop.
That's easy. Kids
Midget feeds him from the table. She knows she's not allowed but she just gives him tiny bits so I pretend not to see.
Haha there you go "
Took on board our previous conversation and what you said. Rather offended at 1st. But you were right. We're doing OK. X |
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