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What's in it for me?

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Was gonna change my user name to that recently, still might do yet but you can't use question marks so i probably won't.

Anyway. We're always seeing topics going on about what we want, what we like, what we fantasize about. But how about a topic where you let people know what you have to offer?

I have nothing to offer right now, in case anyone was wondering.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ummm, I can be funny if someone gets my sense of humour. I'm good at taking photos and I have an extensive bag of toys.

Sex wise I'm quite lazy so probably not a lot. A decent blow job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm feeling lazy sexually lately too, not many guys get me going at all. Wouldn't mind just lying there while 2 guys pamper the shit out of me.

I still can't think of anything i have to offer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It won't hurt and it won't take long.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I give a really good BJ, sexy n deep.

Also I am a bloody good fuck, so I have been told. But I couldn't cook a decent meal to save my life. We have a smoke alarm to let me know when the toast is done.

So that's it, that's what I have to offer

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It won't hurt and it won't take long. "

I can make that little yellow Light that looks like a crashed helicopter on your car dashboard disappear

I can also grow a bloody tasty potatoe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a shit shag but ok for coffee

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I have nothing to offer

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man over a year ago

Stourbridge

"I give a really good BJ, sexy n deep.

Also I am a bloody good fuck, so I have been told. But I couldn't cook a decent meal to save my life. We have a smoke alarm to let me know when the toast is done.

So that's it, that's what I have to offer

xxxx"

And what about your Mrs?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I offer nothing at the moment.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It won't hurt and it won't take long. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can bake a tasty cake, and the Mrs looks stunning

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I like to get on top so you can just lie there while I take my pleasure. I have a spankable bum.

. My downside I never share cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Didn't take long for people to start offering cake...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I make a really nice cup of tea and I'll let you play with my hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like to finish what I start, Even if it takes all night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't take long for people to start offering cake...

Better than offering a dadbod

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I give a really good BJ, sexy n deep.

Also I am a bloody good fuck, so I have been told. But I couldn't cook a decent meal to save my life. We have a smoke alarm to let me know when the toast is done.

So that's it, that's what I have to offer

xxxx

And what about your Mrs?

Ooooopppppps. .. sorry, this is the Mrs posting lol xxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Didn't take long for people to start offering cake...

Better than offering a dadbod "

Dunno about that, maybe both would be best.

I see hair being offered too, i like how this topic is going.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Our name tells you everything you need to know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It won't hurt and it won't take long.

I can make that little yellow Light that looks like a crashed helicopter on your car dashboard disappear

I can also grow a bloody tasty potatoe "

I love potatoes so in my books you're a good catch.

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By *amesB66Man over a year ago

St Peter Port

The positives are that I adore massage and am more than happy to pamper for hours. On the negative side I'd be fighting for the cake with Lola.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I like to finish what I start, Even if it takes all night

Mmmmmm. Come on over and start, wanna see if you can finish and take all night

xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just my tongue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What I lack in cock I make up for fast hips

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to finish what I start, Even if it takes all night

Mmmmmm. Come on over and start, wanna see if you can finish and take all night

xxxxx"

Always a giver and never a taker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Didn't take long for people to start offering cake...

Better than offering a dadbod

Dunno about that, maybe both would be best.

I see hair being offered too, i like how this topic is going."

My hair is really soft too.

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

I can make you feel better if you're feeling sad. I can cook food that is good for the soul. I can sing. I give exceedingly good head.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I like to finish what I start, Even if it takes all night

Mmmmmm. Come on over and start, wanna see if you can finish and take all night

xxxxx

Always a giver and never a taker

Mmmmm Scrummy. ... you tease

xxxx

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

I've a vast toy collection.

Give a cracking blow job (apparently).

I've got a lot of DVDs and a cute dog if you get bored.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a shit shag but ok for coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some big ole funbags for a good snuggle!!

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Didn't take long for people to start offering cake...

Better than offering a dadbod

Dunno about that, maybe both would be best.

I see hair being offered too, i like how this topic is going.

My hair is really soft too."

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can offer the world's worst cup of tea, a half decent cup of coffee, a very cute pussy (I mean my cat) and talk shite for ages

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

I'm a good kisser. I'm very imaginitive and I own a dressing up box.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I make a really nice cup of tea and I'll let you play with my hair. "

Me too.

Oh, hold on, on second thoughts it's just the tea I'm offering.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm alright for a bit of a laugh, quite happy to suck a cock and may share chocolate if I like you enough

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm handy with toys and gear. I'm sometimes funny. No one is likely to steal me from you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can offer 24 hours on paradise apparently said one of my verifications .... I think he may have been tipsy xx

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got 15 years of BDSM experience and I'm a 'safe hand' at some of the riskier types of play.

I don't really do cake or anything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can offer personal training in and out of the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bed is comfy once I have worn you out!

Oh and I like to ride on top...

I do talk too much but not with my mouth full!

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By *ruegent101Man over a year ago

down by the river side

I can offer some great laughs, and a gaurenteed smile at the end of the night

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have wasp hunters cake please?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can offer easy going down to earth and friendly. Comes completly drama free, not unattractive and can accomodate

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

At the moment,nothing! Unless we've already met, but then they already know what we offer, which still isnt that much.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Would it help if I bring cake with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Would it help if I bring cake with me?"

Pretty sure cake would help anyone.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can offer a bosom for a pillow.

Apparently everybody needs one.

Mrs x

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I can offer a bosom for a pillow.

Apparently everybody needs one.

Mrs x"

I don't mind nibbling crumbs off your pillow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to finish what I start, Even if it takes all night

My type of meet

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By *illerpinsMan over a year ago

liverpool

im not good at much ladies, but I'm a multiple cummer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can offer a bosom for a pillow.

Apparently everybody needs one.

Mrs x

I don't mind nibbling crumbs off your pillow?"

I always save a little something for later.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can offer a bosom for a pillow.

Apparently everybody needs one.

Mrs x"

Your pillows look very comfy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love making fantasies a reality.

You've just won the internet. Congratulations.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The poutiest lips known to mankind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have netflix should you get bored !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can give a fantastic back, shoulder and neck massage. There's also a free meal and some good company available tonight for any ladies in the Ipswich area

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got six passport size pics of me, I'll offer them to anyone who wants them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cake and my wifi code?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cake and my wifi code?"

What kind of cake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago