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over a year ago
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OK so post a wish ,, the next post grants it ,but is evil
And posts their wish for the next reply ,, so
1:I wish to be a best selling author
2:Granted-but you write trashy romance novels and none of your peers respect you or your work.
----You get the idea----
So to start
I wish We had a bigger house with a 50 shades style "play room "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the door handles all fall off so the house, and especially the play room, are unusable.
i wish for a smaller fanny.
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But she's your younger sister, Frances
I wish for a new duck house  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"the door handles all fall off so the house, and especially the play room, are unusable.
i wish for a smaller fanny.
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You get a smaller fanny
It can only be penetrated by a matchstick
I wish for a million pounds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the door handles all fall off so the house, and especially the play room, are unusable.
i wish for a smaller fanny.
You get a smaller fanny
It can only be penetrated by a matchstick
I wish for a million pounds"
Granted but now your reaaaal fat, I wish for a bar of diamonds |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"the door handles all fall off so the house, and especially the play room, are unusable.
i wish for a smaller fanny.
You get a smaller fanny
It can only be penetrated by a matchstick
I wish for a million pounds
Granted but now your reaaaal fat, I wish for a bar of diamonds"
But they're made of chocolate and melt.
I wish I didn't have to go to work xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted :you don't ever have to go to work again
Because your now a homeless person
With no job or prospects
I wish I was a world class guitarist"
You are, but your arms just fell off, I wish I was a sex god |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted :you don't ever have to go to work again
Because your now a homeless person
With no job or prospects
I wish I was a world class guitarist
You are, but your arms just fell off, I wish I was a sex god"
You are a sex god, you're Dionysus and are also the god of wine and are hideously fat and always too d*unk to have sex
I wish to win the euro millions jackpot |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You win Euro Millions
On the day that a record 12million others also win
You each get £2
I wish I owned a Ferrari"
You do but it's only a toy one and you can't drive it
I wish I could fly |
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"You win Euro Millions
On the day that a record 12million others also win
You each get £2
I wish I owned a Ferrari
You do but it's only a toy one and you can't drive it
I wish I could fly"
You have the ability of flight but can only fly at a slow walking pace.
Now I want to be able to converse in every known language |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You can converse in every language
But always the wrong one
So you talk French when in China , Japanese when in France etc
I wish I could be invisible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You win Euro Millions
On the day that a record 12million others also win
You each get £2
I wish I owned a Ferrari
You do but it's only a toy one and you can't drive it
I wish I could fly
You have the ability of flight but can only fly at a slow walking pace.
Now I want to be able to converse in every known language"
You can do but indiscriminately and all jumbled together
I want to have a beautiful wife that loves me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You win Euro Millions
On the day that a record 12million others also win
You each get £2
I wish I owned a Ferrari
You do but it's only a toy one and you can't drive it
I wish I could fly
You have the ability of flight but can only fly at a slow walking pace.
Now I want to be able to converse in every known language
You can do but indiscriminately and all jumbled together
I want to have a beautiful wife that loves me"
Granted but due to a badly done sex change you can never have sex
I wish I could read minds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Granted, but you are imprisoned in a nunnery so all you can hear is fear, guilt, repression and prayer.
I wish I was having sex, with hot blonde twins, in a hot tub. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted, but you are imprisoned in a nunnery so all you can hear is fear, guilt, repression and prayer.
I wish I was having sex, with hot blonde twins, in a hot tub."
fine..they are twin labradors though haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I could read minds
Unfortunately people are always thinking of songs, the same songs, and you go insane.
I want a big cock."
Granted it's so big you pass out whenever you get an erection
I want to be happy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wish I could read minds
Unfortunately people are always thinking of songs, the same songs, and you go insane.
I want a big cock.
Granted it's so big you pass out whenever you get an erection
I want to be happy"
you are...now have six dwarves alongside you.
I long to know what hell i should be doing in life  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can read minds , and find out everyone secretly hates you
I wish I was taller "
You are taller, but none of your clothes fit and no shops do your height so you have to walk around naked.
I wish i could have any guy i want (keanu reeves specifically lol). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You have keanu Reeves
But only in character as Neo
And spends all his time moaning that your not Trinity
I wish I had a full English breakfast , am bloody starving |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have keanu Reeves
But only in character as Neo
And spends all his time moaning that your not Trinity
I wish I had a full English breakfast , am bloody starving "
You have it...12 slimy yolk eggs 12 rashers bacon 12 fat sausages 12 hash browns and 12 litres cooking oil.
I wish I could conquer Everest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have keanu Reeves
But only in character as Neo
And spends all his time moaning that your not Trinity
I wish I had a full English breakfast , am bloody starving
You have it...12 slimy yolk eggs 12 rashers bacon 12 fat sausages 12 hash browns and 12 litres cooking oil.
I wish I could conquer Everest. "
You conquer Everest but can never come down - frozen forever upon the Mount ... 
I wish to to grant wishes
Mwah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have keanu Reeves
But only in character as Neo
And spends all his time moaning that your not Trinity
I wish I had a full English breakfast , am bloody starving
You have it...12 slimy yolk eggs 12 rashers bacon 12 fat sausages 12 hash browns and 12 litres cooking oil.
I wish I could conquer Everest.
You conquer Everest but can never come down - frozen forever upon the Mount ...
I wish to to grant wishes
Mwah "
You can but everyone wishes you harm I wish I was invincible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You are invincible - only in your mind and those that wished me harm are attacking your mind....
I wish to grant nice wishes to people who won't harm me ...
Hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are invincible - only in your mind and those that wished me harm are attacking your mind....
I wish to grant nice wishes to people who won't harm me ...
Hehe "
You can grant nice wishes, but those people wish for everything you have, whilst not physically harming you it destroys your life
I wish I was a tree |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can but everyone wishes you harm I wish I was invincible"
Invincibility granted.
On the condition you walk round with a dead twin attached to you.
I'd like a clone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You are invincible - only in your mind and those that wished me harm are attacking your mind....
I wish to grant nice wishes to people who won't harm me ...
Hehe
You can grant nice wishes, but those people wish for everything you have, whilst not physically harming you it destroys your life
I wish I was a tree"
Wish granted but you never looked pretty then one day the wind took you snapped you in half and left you to rot and crumble on the road....
I wish it was warmer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Granted it's warmer
Much warmer , it's so hot being outside for a second would cremate you
So you slowly starve to death stuck in your house
I wish for telepathy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted it's warmer
Much warmer , it's so hot being outside for a second would cremate you
So you slowly starve to death stuck in your house
I wish for telepathy"
Granted but your brain signals get confused with a sat nav and now you only speak in the voice of Morgan freeman and the only knowledge you have is how to drive to hull....I wish I was younger |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Granted it's warmer
Much warmer , it's so hot being outside for a second would cremate you
So you slowly starve to death stuck in your house
I wish for telepathy
Granted but your brain signals get confused with a sat nav and now you only speak in the voice of Morgan freeman and the only knowledge you have is how to drive to hull....I wish I was younger"
Now you're so young you are a sperm, on it's way into someones mouth...
I wish to adopt a child from a foreign country. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Wish granted you can fly.
Unfortunately you are unable to ever land or get closer than 50ft to the ground
You shall not have any human contact again as a result.
I wish I had telekinesis - move things with my mind -
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish granted you can fly.
Unfortunately you are unable to ever land or get closer than 50ft to the ground
You shall not have any human contact again as a result.
I wish I had telekinesis - move things with my mind -
"
Granted, but you have no control over what you move or where to making part of an ever growing maelstrom of flying objects
I wish to be popular |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish granted you can fly.
Unfortunately you are unable to ever land or get closer than 50ft to the ground
You shall not have any human contact again as a result.
I wish I had telekinesis - move things with my mind -
Granted, but you have no control over what you move or where to making part of an ever growing maelstrom of flying objects
I wish to be popular "
You are only popular with evil spirits that haunt you 24 hours a day
I wish to be able to read peoples minds |
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"Wish granted you can fly.
Unfortunately you are unable to ever land or get closer than 50ft to the ground
You shall not have any human contact again as a result.
I wish I had telekinesis - move things with my mind -
Granted, but you have no control over what you move or where to making part of an ever growing maelstrom of flying objects
I wish to be popular "
The genie is slightly hard of hearing, you are a poplar tree
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I wish to be on a sunkissed tropical island  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish granted you can fly.
Unfortunately you are unable to ever land or get closer than 50ft to the ground
You shall not have any human contact again as a result.
I wish I had telekinesis - move things with my mind -
Granted, but you have no control over what you move or where to making part of an ever growing maelstrom of flying objects
I wish to be popular
The genie is slightly hard of hearing, you are a poplar tree
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I wish to be on a sunkissed tropical island "
Granted, but it's kisses from the actual sun and you are cremated instantly I wish I didn't have a hangover |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wish granted you can fly.
Unfortunately you are unable to ever land or get closer than 50ft to the ground
You shall not have any human contact again as a result.
I wish I had telekinesis - move things with my mind -
Granted, but you have no control over what you move or where to making part of an ever growing maelstrom of flying objects
I wish to be popular
The genie is slightly hard of hearing, you are a poplar tree
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I wish to be on a sunkissed tropical island
Granted, but it's kisses from the actual sun and you are cremated instantly I wish I didn't have a hangover"
Granted, you nowno longer have a renal system to process alcohol in your bloodstream and die
I wish to be invulnerable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wish to be invulnerable
Granted, you get to live forever as fungus on a toilet bowl
I wish to drive a Ferrari "
Granted but the brakes fail and you zoom off a cliff and perish
I wish I was wiser |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hmmmm, OK
Wisdom comes with age
Your now 104
Incapable of much
other than sitting there being wise and can put the wisdom to no use what so ever
I saw it got missed earlier in the thread but an awesome wish
I wish for a clone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmmm, OK
Wisdom comes with age
Your now 104
Incapable of much
other than sitting there being wise and can put the wisdom to no use what so ever
I saw it got missed earlier in the thread but an awesome wish
I wish for a clone "
hey i wanted a clone, forgot about it actually.
Ok so you get your clone. It commits loads of crimes but you go to prison for them.
I would like a unicorn that poops rainbows. |
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over a year ago
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"Hmmmm, OK
Wisdom comes with age
Your now 104
Incapable of much
other than sitting there being wise and can put the wisdom to no use what so ever
I saw it got missed earlier in the thread but an awesome wish
I wish for a clone
hey i wanted a clone, forgot about it actually.
Ok so you get your clone. It commits loads of crimes but you go to prison for them.
I would like a unicorn that poops rainbows."
Granted.....but being a Unicorn it gets fucked by every couple on FAB and the rainbows just bring thunderstorms.....
I would just have a simple wish....my hair could grow back! |
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over a year ago
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"Hmmmm, OK
Wisdom comes with age
Your now 104
Incapable of much
other than sitting there being wise and can put the wisdom to no use what so ever
I saw it got missed earlier in the thread but an awesome wish
I wish for a clone
hey i wanted a clone, forgot about it actually.
Ok so you get your clone. It commits loads of crimes but you go to prison for them.
I would like a unicorn that poops rainbows.
Granted.....but being a Unicorn it gets fucked by every couple on FAB and the rainbows just bring thunderstorms.....
I would just have a simple wish....my hair could grow back!"
ok granted grudgingly but it grows back crinkly and you look like Roger Daltry
I wish for immorality to be extended into the fifth dimension        |
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over a year ago
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"Hmmmm, OK
Wisdom comes with age
Your now 104
Incapable of much
other than sitting there being wise and can put the wisdom to no use what so ever
I saw it got missed earlier in the thread but an awesome wish
I wish for a clone
hey i wanted a clone, forgot about it actually.
Ok so you get your clone. It commits loads of crimes but you go to prison for them.
I would like a unicorn that poops rainbows.
Granted.....but being a Unicorn it gets fucked by every couple on FAB and the rainbows just bring thunderstorms.....
I would just have a simple wish....my hair could grow back! ok granted grudgingly but it grows back crinkly and you look like Roger Daltry
I wish for immorality to be extended into the fifth dimension "
Immortality is extended into the 5th dimension.
Unfortunatley smilies are banned there, and anyone without roger daltrey hair.
I want a never ending supply of chocolate moose. |
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over a year ago
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"Hmmmm, OK
Wisdom comes with age
Your now 104
Incapable of much
other than sitting there being wise and can put the wisdom to no use what so ever
I saw it got missed earlier in the thread but an awesome wish
I wish for a clone
hey i wanted a clone, forgot about it actually.
Ok so you get your clone. It commits loads of crimes but you go to prison for them.
I would like a unicorn that poops rainbows.
Granted.....but being a Unicorn it gets fucked by every couple on FAB and the rainbows just bring thunderstorms.....
I would just have a simple wish....my hair could grow back! ok granted grudgingly but it grows back crinkly and you look like Roger Daltry
I wish for immorality to be extended into the fifth dimension
Immortality is extended into the 5th dimension.
Unfortunatley smilies are banned there, and anyone without roger daltrey hair.
I want a never ending supply of chocolate moose."
granted but this chocolate moose has horns and hoofs and is calorie free
I wish for sex now  |
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"Hmmmm, OK
Wisdom comes with age
Your now 104
Incapable of much
other than sitting there being wise and can put the wisdom to no use what so ever
I saw it got missed earlier in the thread but an awesome wish
I wish for a clone
hey i wanted a clone, forgot about it actually.
Ok so you get your clone. It commits loads of crimes but you go to prison for them.
I would like a unicorn that poops rainbows.
Granted.....but being a Unicorn it gets fucked by every couple on FAB and the rainbows just bring thunderstorms.....
I would just have a simple wish....my hair could grow back! ok granted grudgingly but it grows back crinkly and you look like Roger Daltry
I wish for immorality to be extended into the fifth dimension
Immortality is extended into the 5th dimension.
Unfortunatley smilies are banned there, and anyone without roger daltrey hair.
I want a never ending supply of chocolate moose. granted but this chocolate moose has horns and hoofs and is calorie free
I wish for sex now "
Granted, but it is a sex change
I wish for Nigella Lawson to be here with me now |
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"Hmmmm, OK
Wisdom comes with age
Your now 104
Incapable of much
other than sitting there being wise and can put the wisdom to no use what so ever
I saw it got missed earlier in the thread but an awesome wish
I wish for a clone
hey i wanted a clone, forgot about it actually.
Ok so you get your clone. It commits loads of crimes but you go to prison for them.
I would like a unicorn that poops rainbows.
Granted.....but being a Unicorn it gets fucked by every couple on FAB and the rainbows just bring thunderstorms.....
I would just have a simple wish....my hair could grow back! ok granted grudgingly but it grows back crinkly and you look like Roger Daltry
I wish for immorality to be extended into the fifth dimension
Immortality is extended into the 5th dimension.
Unfortunatley smilies are banned there, and anyone without roger daltrey hair.
I want a never ending supply of chocolate moose. granted but this chocolate moose has horns and hoofs and is calorie free
I wish for sex now
Granted, but it is a sex change
I wish for Nigella Lawson to be here with me now "
granted but nigella is in a drug induced coma
I wish for pancakes   |
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I wish for sex now
Granted, but it is a sex change
I wish for Nigella Lawson to be here with me now granted but nigella is in a drug induced coma
I wish for pancakes "
Granted, but they are made of plasticine
I wish everything was an inch bigger |
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