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Whopper: and it’s not on the menu at Burger King (a hypothetical question for the girls)
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You’ve done the appropriate chit chat/social meet (if appropriate) and arranged to meet a guy for some hot steamy sexiness. You’ve been playful and one thing leads to another and whilst he’s pretty much still dressed, you find yourself naked and he’s giving you an erotic massage…. oh boy you are ready for it….you’re wet…. you’re throbbing and aching in the bean…. you want him. He starts to strip off and there before you is the biggest cock you have ever seen…. it’s like someone wrapped skin around a 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper and topped it off with half a gala melon.
What would you do?
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You’ve done the appropriate chit chat/social meet (if appropriate) and arranged to meet a guy for some hot steamy sexiness. You’ve been playful and one thing leads to another and whilst he’s pretty much still dressed, you find yourself naked and he’s giving you an erotic massage…. oh boy you are ready for it….you’re wet…. you’re throbbing and aching in the bean…. you want him. He starts to strip off and there before you is the biggest cock you have ever seen…. it’s like someone wrapped skin around a 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper and topped it off with half a gala melon.
What would you do?
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Get on my knees and thank the lord  |
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You’ve done the appropriate chit chat/social meet (if appropriate) and arranged to meet a guy for some hot steamy sexiness. You’ve been playful and one thing leads to another and whilst he’s pretty much still dressed, you find yourself naked and he’s giving you an erotic massage…. oh boy you are ready for it….you’re wet…. you’re throbbing and aching in the bean…. you want him. He starts to strip off and there before you is the biggest cock you have ever seen…. it’s like someone wrapped skin around a 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper and topped it off with half a gala melon.
What would you do?
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Book the next day off work and lube up  |
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"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes."
So not a lot of use then .. so what you see before your eyes is true.. Seeing is believing - Take hold of it don't let go and proceed forward with your lips.
Kiss it - suck it and put your hands together around it and think ..... (for what you are about to receive may the lord make you truly thankfull)
Don't say it - then just fuck it,if you were to shake a bottle in such a way it would get tense and feel very firm.
To release the pressure may be best to take it outside and put your hand around the top and 'twist'
To avoid waste or mess simultaneously put your mouth over the top and savour every drop...
If it tastes good and feels good keep shaking it while you do...
At this point squeeze slightly harder and swirl your tongue furiously,pull it away and pop it back where it belongs .. |
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"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes.
So not a lot of use then .. so what you see before your eyes is true.. Seeing is believing - Take hold of it don't let go and proceed forward with your lips.
Kiss it - suck it and put your hands together around it and think ..... (for what you are about to receive may the lord make you truly thankfull)
Don't say it - then just fuck it,if you were to shake a bottle in such a way it would get tense and feel very firm.
To release the pressure may be best to take it outside and put your hand around the top and 'twist'
To avoid waste or mess simultaneously put your mouth over the top and savour every drop...
If it tastes good and feels good keep shaking it while you do...
At this point squeeze slightly harder and swirl your tongue furiously,pull it away and pop it back where it belongs .. "
 I shall never look at a bottle of Dr Peppers in quite the same way now! |
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"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes.
Nothing worse than a quitter."
Nothing worse than a fucked up pussy. If u can take a dr pepper bottle then u can start judging  |
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"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes.
Nothing worse than a quitter."
I'd sooner be a quitter and live to fuck another day than be a splitter and need stitches |
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"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes.
Nothing worse than a quitter.
I'd sooner be a quitter and live to fuck another day than be a splitter and need stitches "
@ splitter |
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"Always inspect the cock first.
No ugly ones
No supersized - Require Hazard warning lights
No tidly ones
No extreme bends that need indicators"
When is a cock NOT ugly!?! 
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"Always inspect the cock first.
No ugly ones
No supersized - Require Hazard warning lights
No tidly ones
No extreme bends that need indicators
When is a cock NOT ugly!?!
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When I get bored with dressing my cock up as important characters through history, I sometimes frivolously dress it up as Dolly Parton with my balls as her knockers.
I don't mind saying, It looks very pretty. |
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"Always inspect the cock first.
No ugly ones
No supersized - Require Hazard warning lights
No tidly ones
No extreme bends that need indicators
When is a cock NOT ugly!?!
When I get bored with dressing my cock up as important characters through history, I sometimes frivolously dress it up as Dolly Parton with my balls as her knockers.
I don't mind saying, It looks very pretty."
HAHA very good  |
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I would politely direct him to tis thread and tell him to contact one of you who has said they would!
I definately wouldn't, but I would ask him to bring me off manually and offer to do the same, in the meantime. |
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We were at a party and Kate pulled a guy who had the biggest cock I've seen that didn't belong to a horse.
Anyway she tried to give him a bj but couldn't get it in her mouth, so said she wouldn't even try to shag him.
Apparently, it's an "unwritten lady rule" but I've never heard of it |
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