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Is there anything as useless as ...Balls on a Dildo?
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!  |
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over a year ago
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"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest! "
depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently. |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!
depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently."
Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?
I can only presume they are there for scratching! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!
depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.
Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?
I can only presume they are there for scratching! "
that reminds me ..the clone a willy set  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!
depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.
Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?
I can only presume they are there for scratching! "
I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits.  |
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By *ig bad OP Man
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!
depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.
Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?
I can only presume they are there for scratching!
I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits. "
Ahhh now that's a plausible reason. Hang on though if you've got that much of it inserted, what are you supposed to hold onto? |
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
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I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits.
Ahhh now that's a plausible reason. Hang on though if you've got that much of it inserted, what are you supposed to hold onto? "
Sit on it and go hands free |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!
depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.
Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?
I can only presume they are there for scratching!
I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits.
Ahhh now that's a plausible reason. Hang on though if you've got that much of it inserted, what are you supposed to hold onto? "
yer hat?  |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
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I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits.
Ahhh now that's a plausible reason. Hang on though if you've got that much of it inserted, what are you supposed to hold onto?
Sit on it and go hands free"
they have bluetooth as well? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits.
Ahhh now that's a plausible reason. Hang on though if you've got that much of it inserted, what are you supposed to hold onto?
Sit on it and go hands freethey have bluetooth as well? "
bldy owch! |
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