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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What is it with woman and them all wanting massive cocks!!!! What's up with guys who arnt massive ( not saying small ) but not stupidly massive, not the biggest guy in the world but I bet I could still make you cum as good as the next monster |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok, ok, I've always preferred average sized dicks but the sheer number of dick size threads started by men has convinced me...
I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want. Please line up and submit your cv and a picture of your enormous cock to my inbox. I look forward to it.
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Massive cocks = big turn off, personally.
I like having an unbruised cervix thank you!"
You know what they say not the size it's the motion in the ocean  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"What is it with woman and them all wanting massive cocks!!!! What's up with guys who arnt massive ( not saying small ) but not stupidly massive, not the biggest guy in the world but I bet I could still make you cum as good as the next monster "
Not all women want the same.
If you're wanting us to shore up your insecurity about the size of your cock, try not insulting us all and lumping us all together with your first line.
I don't primarily look for men with big dicks but I sure as hell avoid men who are big dicks. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, ok, I've always preferred average sized dicks but the sheer number of dick size threads started by men has convinced me...
I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want. Please line up and submit your cv and a picture of your enormous cock to my inbox. I look forward to it.
-Courtney "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, ok, I've always preferred average sized dicks but the sheer number of dick size threads started by men has convinced me...
I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want. Please line up and submit your cv and a picture of your enormous cock to my inbox. I look forward to it.
-Courtney
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Strap ons can apply, too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, ok, I've always preferred average sized dicks but the sheer number of dick size threads started by men has convinced me...
I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want. Please line up and submit your cv and a picture of your enormous cock to my inbox. I look forward to it.
-Courtney
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Strap ons can apply, too "
I don't have a strap on, but I have my purple baby and a ten inch glass dildo. Do those count? |
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"What is it with woman and them all wanting massive cocks!!!! What's up with guys who arnt massive ( not saying small ) but not stupidly massive, not the biggest guy in the world but I bet I could still make you cum as good as the next monster
Not all women want the same.
If you're wanting us to shore up your insecurity about the size of your cock, try not insulting us all and lumping us all together with your first line.
I don't primarily look for men with big dicks but I sure as hell avoid men who are big dicks."
this.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, ok, I've always preferred average sized dicks but the sheer number of dick size threads started by men has convinced me...
I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want. Please line up and submit your cv and a picture of your enormous cock to my inbox. I look forward to it.
-Courtney
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Strap ons can apply, too
I don't have a strap on, but I have my purple baby and a ten inch glass dildo. Do those count? "
Of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, ok, I've always preferred average sized dicks but the sheer number of dick size threads started by men has convinced me...
I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want. Please line up and submit your cv and a picture of your enormous cock to my inbox. I look forward to it.
-Courtney
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Strap ons can apply, too
I don't have a strap on, but I have my purple baby and a ten inch glass dildo. Do those count?
Of course "
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The massive cock thing is a myth men pervade amongst one another... Who enjoys telephone pole style insertions, rhumping and bumping into one of their bodily orifices , really?
They have a fleeting novelty value for those who haven't experienced but for those who've experienced genuinely large side show sized ones... Once is enough!.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, ok, I've always preferred average sized dicks but the sheer number of dick size threads started by men has convinced me...
I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want. Please line up and submit your cv and a picture of your enormous cock to my inbox. I look forward to it.
-Courtney "
Open for any to apply? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want.
-Courtney
You could just shove your head up your cooch?"
Just because yours isn't big enough doesn't mean you have to get all bitter. It's distasteful 
-Courtney |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The massive cock thing is a myth men pervade amongst one another... Who enjoys telephone pole style insertions, rhumping and bumping into one of their bodily orifices , really?
They have a fleeting novelty value for those who haven't experienced but for those who've experienced genuinely large side show sized ones... Once is enough!.. "
Seawitch would state the contrary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want.
-Courtney
You could just shove your head up your cooch?
Just because yours isn't big enough doesn't mean you have to get all bitter. It's distasteful
-Courtney "
I take it you did and all you heard was a whiny American echo? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want.
-Courtney
You could just shove your head up your cooch?
Just because yours isn't big enough doesn't mean you have to get all bitter. It's distasteful
-Courtney
I take it you did and all you heard was a whiny American echo?"
8=D! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer 6 or below personally. 8 or above i run and hide. 7s are in limbo
*puts cv and application back in his draw*
I'll save you the trouble Vara  "
What we talking? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These women who want massive cocks never advertise themselves as having a cunt like a bucket do they."
That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These women who want massive cocks never advertise themselves as having a cunt like a bucket do they.
That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place. "
There was a woman actually saying she had a bucket last week on the swingers forum. It was hilarious when another joined and said mines worse. Like they had compared  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These women who want massive cocks never advertise themselves as having a cunt like a bucket do they.
That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place.
There was a woman actually saying she had a bucket last week on the swingers forum. It was hilarious when another joined and said mines worse. Like they had compared "
Oh... my days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These women who want massive cocks never advertise themselves as having a cunt like a bucket do they.
That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place. "
To an extent. |
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
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I thought this might be a thread related to Sting and Chris De Burgh, but then I read it...
I don't think everybody ever wants one thing or another...Surely a shortish read of a few profiles would show that we aren't all the same in any of the ways, other than perhaps liking sex and lovely physical contact now and again! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These women who want massive cocks never advertise themselves as having a cunt like a bucket do they.
That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place.
To an extent."
Well... not snap. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer 6 or below personally. 8 or above i run and hide. 7s are in limbo
*puts cv and application back in his draw*
I'll save you the trouble Vara
What we talking? "
I wouldn't say monstrous. Around the 8 mark.  |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
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"The massive cock thing is a myth men pervade amongst one another... Who enjoys telephone pole style insertions, rhumping and bumping into one of their bodily orifices , really?
They have a fleeting novelty value for those who haven't experienced but for those who've experienced genuinely large side show sized ones... Once is enough!.. "
I'm afraid you're wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place.
Snap??? Sounds like you've got an alligator in yer knickers "
I imagined it as being more like an elastic band up the foofoo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer 6 or below personally. 8 or above i run and hide. 7s are in limbo
*puts cv and application back in his draw*
I'll save you the trouble Vara
What we talking?
I wouldn't say monstrous. Around the 8 mark. "
I wont need my readers then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer 6 or below personally. 8 or above i run and hide. 7s are in limbo
*puts cv and application back in his draw*
I'll save you the trouble Vara
What we talking?
I wouldn't say monstrous. Around the 8 mark.
I wont need my readers then "
Excuse my confusion but readers? |
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"That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place.
Snap??? Sounds like you've got an alligator in yer knickers
Never seen teeth "
Nah, that's why I target the bingo hall, the blue rinse brigade can take 'em out first  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer 6 or below personally. 8 or above i run and hide. 7s are in limbo
*puts cv and application back in his draw*
I'll save you the trouble Vara
What we talking?
I wouldn't say monstrous. Around the 8 mark.
I wont need my readers then
Excuse my confusion but readers? "
Reading glasses lol |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"These women who want massive cocks never advertise themselves as having a cunt like a bucket do they.
Haha this is class!!!"
You really feel so insecure about yourself that you feel the need to insult women who prefer men with big cocks?
That's really sad and pathetic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place.
Snap??? Sounds like you've got an alligator in yer knickers
Never seen teeth
Nah, that's why I target the bingo hall, the blue rinse brigade can take 'em out first "
I wont send you a clip of the trailer then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer 6 or below personally. 8 or above i run and hide. 7s are in limbo
*puts cv and application back in his draw*
I'll save you the trouble Vara
What we talking?
I wouldn't say monstrous. Around the 8 mark.
I wont need my readers then
Excuse my confusion but readers?
Reading glasses lol"
Ah I understand now. No readers necessary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer 6 or below personally. 8 or above i run and hide. 7s are in limbo
*puts cv and application back in his draw*
I'll save you the trouble Vara
What we talking?
I wouldn't say monstrous. Around the 8 mark.
I wont need my readers then
Excuse my confusion but readers?
Reading glasses lol
Ah I understand now. No readers necessary "
Thats good cause i dont own any |
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"That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place.
Snap??? Sounds like you've got an alligator in yer knickers
Never seen teeth
Nah, that's why I target the bingo hall, the blue rinse brigade can take 'em out first
I wont send you a clip of the trailer then "
Trailer of what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place.
Snap??? Sounds like you've got an alligator in yer knickers
Never seen teeth
Nah, that's why I target the bingo hall, the blue rinse brigade can take 'em out first
I wont send you a clip of the trailer then
Trailer of what?"
Teeth lol it was a film about a woman with teeth in her foof |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I prefer 6 or below personally. 8 or above i run and hide. 7s are in limbo
*puts cv and application back in his draw*
I'll save you the trouble Vara
What we talking?
I wouldn't say monstrous. Around the 8 mark.
I wont need my readers then
Excuse my confusion but readers?
Reading glasses lol
Ah I understand now. No readers necessary
Thats good cause i dont own any "
Haha makes it easy on us both then |
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"That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place.
Snap??? Sounds like you've got an alligator in yer knickers
Never seen teeth
Nah, that's why I target the bingo hall, the blue rinse brigade can take 'em out first
I wont send you a clip of the trailer then
Trailer of what?
Teeth lol it was a film about a woman with teeth in her foof"
Ah right, sorry not seen it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That's because vaginas are muscular and snap back into place.
Snap??? Sounds like you've got an alligator in yer knickers
Never seen teeth
Nah, that's why I target the bingo hall, the blue rinse brigade can take 'em out first
I wont send you a clip of the trailer then
Trailer of what?
Teeth lol it was a film about a woman with teeth inher foof"
I know that film!!! Anyway if be a goodies fit for you, would be nice and snug lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The massive cock thing is a myth men pervade amongst one another... Who enjoys telephone pole style insertions, rhumping and bumping into one of their bodily orifices , really?
They have a fleeting novelty value for those who haven't experienced but for those who've experienced genuinely large side show sized ones... Once is enough!..
Seawitch would state the contrary "
She would! I like a large penis 8 to 9.5inches in length with circumference of at least 5.5 inches. A large penis makes me feel safe when I hold it, takes me back to my younger days when I was young and carefree and would fall asleep holding my ex's dick.
As for saying women that like large dicks would be like fucking a dying mans handshake, that's bollocks, I'd happily take the Pepsi challenge over any fanny, it's severely underused and very tight, every guy I've fucked has struggled to put it inside even when I'm slippery but that's one of my kinks, I like the sharp slightly painful stretchy feeling when it goes in and I play on it to the guy, oh ow, be gentle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The massive cock thing is a myth men pervade amongst one another... Who enjoys telephone pole style insertions, rhumping and bumping into one of their bodily orifices , really?
They have a fleeting novelty value for those who haven't experienced but for those who've experienced genuinely large side show sized ones... Once is enough!..
Seawitch would state the contrary
She would! I like a large penis 8 to 9.5inches in length with circumference of at least 5.5 inches. A large penis makes me feel safe when I hold it, takes me back to my younger days when I was young and carefree and would fall asleep holding my ex's dick.
As for saying women that like large dicks would be like fucking a dying mans handshake, that's bollocks, I'd happily take the Pepsi challenge over any fanny, it's severely underused and very tight, every guy I've fucked has struggled to put it inside even when I'm slippery but that's one of my kinks, I like the sharp slightly painful stretchy feeling when it goes in and I play on it to the guy, oh ow, be gentle!"
My, oh my Seawitch... What a pleasure guys would have with you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My, oh my Seawitch... What a pleasure guys would have with you "
The pleasures all mine! Having a lovely smooth pink bum hole to stick my tongue in, a nice big cock to wank, or my favourite position I call the monkey on your back, guy on all fours on a bed and I climb on their back and reach my hand round to wank them or hold their balls as they're wanking alternating between sliding down and having a lick of their arse hole, nice fuck, fag after then sleep have the warmth of sleeping next to a guy or him spooning me and putting his dick between my thighs so I can hold it and pretend I have my own penis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My, oh my Seawitch... What a pleasure guys would have with you
The pleasures all mine! Having a lovely smooth pink bum hole to stick my tongue in, a nice big cock to wank, or my favourite position I call the monkey on your back, guy on all fours on a bed and I climb on their back and reach my hand round to wank them or hold their balls as they're wanking alternating between sliding down and having a lick of their arse hole, nice fuck, fag after then sleep have the warmth of sleeping next to a guy or him spooning me and putting his dick between my thighs so I can hold it and pretend I have my own penis. "
Sounds fantastic to me. The pleasure would be mine with the thoughts you've invoked now |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A large penis makes me feel safe when I hold it, takes me back to my younger days when I was young and carefree and would fall asleep holding my ex's dick.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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My, oh my Seawitch... What a pleasure guys would have with you
The pleasures all mine! Having a lovely smooth pink bum hole to stick my tongue in, a nice big cock to wank, or my favourite position I call the monkey on your back, guy on all fours on a bed and I climb on their back and reach my hand round to wank them or hold their balls as they're wanking alternating between sliding down and having a lick of their arse hole, nice fuck, fag after then sleep have the warmth of sleeping next to a guy or him spooning me and putting his dick between my thighs so I can hold it and pretend I have my own penis. "
I'm getting quite turned on just at the thought of it!! Plus them pictures you have wow |
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"What is it with woman and them all wanting massive cocks!!!! What's up with guys who arnt massive ( not saying small ) but not stupidly massive, not the biggest guy in the world but I bet I could still make you cum as good as the next monster
Not all women want the same.
If you're wanting us to shore up your insecurity about the size of your cock, try not insulting us all and lumping us all together with your first line.
I don't primarily look for men with big dicks but I sure as hell avoid men who are big dicks."
Is there a difference??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is this, Seawitch's got Talent or something??
Why should anyone have to lower themselves to having their cock "analysed" against examples? "
Seawitch is the elected cock analyser she has a talent for it. Saying things only seawitch can say its class. So if theres a cock bragger around ever just yell seawitch and grab the popcorn |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just had a guy with a big cock assume id want it, definately so, as he sent the pic of his cock just about to go into a pussy....just the kind of pic i wanted to see while supping my brew and eating my marmite on toast!!!
I had to tell him that it was a great shame that he thought it ok to assume id want 'it' and that he really ought to stop acting like his appendage!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is this, Seawitch's got Talent or something??
Why should anyone have to lower themselves to having their cock "analysed" against examples? "
No one has to do anything. I say what I like and what I'd like to see and it's up to the guys if they want to show me or not. |
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"Ok, ok, I've always preferred average sized dicks but the sheer number of dick size threads started by men has convinced me...
I want to take a massive dick. That's all I want. Please line up and submit your cv and a picture of your enormous cock to my inbox. I look forward to it.
-Courtney "
.. As requested:p |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What is it with woman and them all wanting massive cocks!!!! What's up with guys who arnt massive ( not saying small ) but not stupidly massive, not the biggest guy in the world but I bet I could still make you cum as good as the next monster "
you've just labeled every woman wanting big cocks
Id start again if I was you and you don't even need a cock to make a woman cum
Wish some guys would realise this ??? |
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I understsnd that women dobnot want to be lumpedvtogether (men seem to be regularly though) but your protests would hold more weight if we did not witness the increased interest the raised eyebrows and giggles at the thought of a big one.
The truth as always lies in the middle. A bigger than average 7 to 8" is better than smaller 3 to 4 but 12" or 2" are a no. |
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"I understsnd that women dobnot want to be lumpedvtogether (men seem to be regularly though) but your protests would hold more weight if we did not witness the increased interest the raised eyebrows and giggles at the thought of a big one.
The truth as always lies in the middle. A bigger than average 7 to 8" is better than smaller 3 to 4 but 12" or 2" are a no."
And lets not forget girth probably more important. |
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