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over a year ago
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'Your eyes are like a swamp, I want to get stuck in them.'
Yes my eyes are greeny/brown, but they are not 'swamp' coloured. It may work for someone with blue eyes 'Your eyes are so blue I want to dive right in and swim in them'... cheesy but workable, but swamp?!! Hahahha 
Come on ladies and gents, hit me with your worst, I want a giggle! |
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"'Your eyes are like a swamp, I want to get stuck in them.'
Yes my eyes are greeny/brown, but they are not 'swamp' coloured. It may work for someone with blue eyes 'Your eyes are so blue I want to dive right in and swim in them'... cheesy but workable, but swamp?!! Hahahha
Come on ladies and gents, hit me with your worst, I want a giggle!"
you got 10 pence why to phone home and tell your not coming home lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Your eyes are like a swamp, I want to get stuck in them.'
Yes my eyes are greeny/brown, but they are not 'swamp' coloured. It may work for someone with blue eyes 'Your eyes are so blue I want to dive right in and swim in them'... cheesy but workable, but swamp?!! Hahahha
Come on ladies and gents, hit me with your worst, I want a giggle! you got 10 pence why to phone home and tell your not coming home lol x"
Hahahaha that's brilliant but I'd be so busy with trying to find a phone box (do they even exist these days?!) that the line would go straight over my head! |
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over a year ago
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"Do you like tapes and CDs?
Good, because I'm going to tape my dick to your forehead so you can see deez nutz."
If someone used that line on me I'd be theirs for the night! Hahahha  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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More a planned action than a line
Walk by a woman and stroke their hair as you pass. Stop, apologise.
" just your hair looks so lovely I just had to touch it "
40% she slaps ur face calling u a psycho.
40% her boyfriend ( who is always 6'6" and Mr universe) tells you he will kill you OR just punch you out straight.
20% she laughs smiles and you get chatting. |
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i once wore a t-shirt with a hand painted animal on the front.....i walked right up to a young lady who had been eyeing me up for some time and said "wanna go and talk about pigs?" And pointed to the shirt  i blame youth and alcohol....best bit is it actually worked |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i once wore a t-shirt with a hand painted animal on the front.....i walked right up to a young lady who had been eyeing me up for some time and said "wanna go and talk about pigs?" And pointed to the shirt i blame youth and alcohol....best bit is it actually worked "
Pigs are super cute! |
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"i once wore a t-shirt with a hand painted animal on the front.....i walked right up to a young lady who had been eyeing me up for some time and said "wanna go and talk about pigs?" And pointed to the shirt i blame youth and alcohol....best bit is it actually worked
Pigs are super cute!"
They are but all i can think of when i see one is......BACON |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"i once wore a t-shirt with a hand painted animal on the front.....i walked right up to a young lady who had been eyeing me up for some time and said "wanna go and talk about pigs?" And pointed to the shirt i blame youth and alcohol....best bit is it actually worked
Pigs are super cute!
They are but all i can think of when i see one is......BACON "
I'm genuinely on my way to McDonald's right now to buy a cheesy bacon burger, pigs are great |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you like tapes and CDs?
Good, because I'm going to tape my dick to your forehead so you can see deez nutz."
That is actually hilarious .... Someone said that to me and they will have my attention  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you know Candice? (Candice who?) Candice dick fit in your mouth?
That's bad .... But I like it lol i know lol x got loads lol"
If it makes me laugh it can be absolutely shameful and will still do the job |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This one was said rather recently...
Him - I wanna destroy you
My reply - I'd rather stay alive thanks "
Hahaha quick thinking! I would've floundered and probably asked him why  |
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over a year ago
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"People my age are stupidly creative.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
I'm genuinely crying! I'm only 4 years older than you and the best I can think of is, 'let me sit on your lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People my age are stupidly creative.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
I think u need to start giving lessons lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"People my age are stupidly creative.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
I think u need to start giving lessons lol "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"People my age are stupidly creative.
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
Except that has been around years. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Got an old school one here:
Are you a washing machine?
Because I want to fill you with my dirty load.
I just lost your touch lol"
Oh how the great fall hahhaha |
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