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"I am off to bed in ten minutes but now is the time to get it off your chest......
Go ahead. I'm listening."
I skipped gym, and yoga today...in favour of a Burger King  |
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"I am off to bed in ten minutes but now is the time to get it off your chest......
Go ahead. I'm listening.
I skipped gym, and yoga today...in favour of a Burger King "
No one likes a saint but everyone likes a fat loser xx you are forgiven |
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"I am off to bed in ten minutes but now is the time to get it off your chest......
Go ahead. I'm listening.
I skipped gym, and yoga today...in favour of a Burger King
No one likes a saint but everyone likes a fat loser xx you are forgiven"
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This time last week I flogged a man I'd trussed up with my grandfather's funeral tie that my grandmother passed down to me.
The belt was a cheap piece of shit, for which I apologise unreservedly.
The other people just couldn't quite get the right sound...
He did ask for it though. He told us he voted Tory.
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"This time last week I flogged a man I'd trussed up with my grandfather's funeral tie that my grandmother passed down to me.
The belt was a cheap piece of shit, for which I apologise unreservedly.
The other people just couldn't quite get the right sound...
He did ask for it though. He told us he voted Tory.
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"I am off to bed in ten minutes but now is the time to get it off your chest......
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If only I'd seen this thread 7 hours and 10 minutes ago......
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"Ive been having very naughty dreams about some people we met at Jaydees last night. Question is to act this morning or arrange for aother time????  "
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We can't discuss illegal activities in the forums, right? 
-Courtney
No but PMs are fine ...  "
Don't fall for it. It's all talk to make her sound more "edgy". I mean, look at her, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth...  |
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Dear Gwanny.......
I need to confess that I lied during a previous confession where I owned-up to having once dipped my cock in cup ice-cream I'd been sent to get for one of my supervisors at that time....
I now need to admit this wasn't a one off occasion...  |
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"Dear Gwanny.......
I need to confess that I lied during a previous confession where I owned-up to having once dipped my cock in cup ice-cream I'd been sent to get for one of my supervisors at that time....
I now need to admit this wasn't a one off occasion... "
How creamy did you leave the ice-cream soxy? I'm sure all can be forgiven |
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We can't discuss illegal activities in the forums, right?
-Courtney
No but PMs are fine ...
Don't fall for it. It's all talk to make her sound more "edgy". I mean, look at her, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth... "
Love the Ninja emoticon ha |
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"Dear Gwanny.......
I need to confess that I lied during a previous confession where I owned-up to having once dipped my cock in cup ice-cream I'd been sent to get for one of my supervisors at that time....
I now need to admit this wasn't a one off occasion...
How creamy did you leave the ice-cream soxy? I'm sure all can be forgiven "
Well lets just say the chocolate and fudge topping wasn't always Chocolate or fudge.... |
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"Dear Gwanny.......
I need to confess that I lied during a previous confession where I owned-up to having once dipped my cock in cup ice-cream I'd been sent to get for one of my supervisors at that time....
I now need to admit this wasn't a one off occasion...
How creamy did you leave the ice-cream soxy? I'm sure all can be forgiven
Well lets just say the chocolate and fudge topping wasn't always Chocolate or fudge.... "
Thanks  . I've laughed so much, you must be forgiven |
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"I must confess that I have just recalled starting this thread after I got in last night .......
Everyone say a hai...... no TWO hail....... No THREE hail mary's and your sole is cleansed.
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I feel they should be in the chat rooms with you granny, so we can be sure that their repentance is absolved. |
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