My friend had forgotten she had a smear appointment and only realised when she looked at the calendar shortly before the appointment time. She rushed upstairs into the bathroom,no time to shower, she took a flannel from beside the handbasin and very quickly gave herself as thorough a wash as she could and then tossed the flannel into the wash basket.
On arrival the doctor asked her to get up on the bed and bend her knees. The doctor then made a strange comment, ' you certainly have gone to town today'. Like most of us all she wanted was to get it over with and get off the bed so she just let the comment go over her head.
Later in the day she picked her young daughter up from school. On arriving home her daughter ran upstairs and then shouted down to her mother 'Mammy, where is my Cinderella Flannel' My friend shouted back 'it's in the wash basket, get a clean one'. Her daughter shouted back 'no I want my Cinderella one, I had all my sparkles and glitter wrapped in it'.
Just a story that I hope makes you smile.
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"If it's an old story, my apologies. It made me laugh. "
Sorry, I didn't mean it in a bad way. It is a funny story. 
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For some reason that made me think :-Shame we can't have music similar to when you open a card and it plays a tune, you get the same for opening your legs. That would make a smear test more entertaining.
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-Courtney 
Wowza! Fantastic!
