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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
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I'm sure we all have them, I don't showers, clean pants etc. but do you have any little odd things you like to do before a meet?
I always like to file my nails to avoid sharp bits and have half a kilo of spearmint gum. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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im pretty normal id say, shower make sure im smooth in all the right places, moisturised, apply some bronzer to my boobs,, make em look more tempting lol
i deffo have to be wearing mascara (heaven forbid the camera comes out and im not wearing any) and either vaseline or lipgloss. Make sure my hair is styled nicely... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I always like to meet without the expectation its going to be anything other than a non sexual meet first time. But I can't resist packing a bag and putting it in the boot... just incase I'm asked to stay over... Can't remember how many times I've brought it back again, unused hahahahahahah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I always make sure someone knows where i am and who i am seeing.
Very sensible advice. "
It doesn't help though when Quasimodo turns up though. And you should really shower before a meet you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always make sure someone knows where i am and who i am seeing.
Very sensible advice.
It doesn't help though when Quasimodo turns up though. And you should really shower before a meet you know "
Think I'd take Quasimodo over Albert Steptoe's older brother who turned up to a meet. The picture on his profile made him look like a younger Robert Redford!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always make sure someone knows where i am and who i am seeing.
Very sensible advice.
It doesn't help though when Quasimodo turns up though. And you should really shower before a meet you know
Think I'd take Quasimodo over Albert Steptoe's older brother who turned up to a meet. The picture on his profile made him look like a younger Robert Redford! "
Its the look in their face as you look at them and they have a guilty blush. I did have one who looked really nice but there was a smell of bo which was a real turn off. Take note Invictus smelling nice is important. |
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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago
Beeston |
"I'm sure we all have them, I don't showers, clean pants etc. but do you have any little odd things you like to do before a meet?
I always like to file my nails to avoid sharp bits and have half a kilo of spearmint gum."
it should have said:
"I'm sure we all have them, and I don't mean showers, clean pants etc. but do you have any little odd things you like to do before a meet?"
Now my reputation is in tatters I shall go back to my cell early today....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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even if it is a coffee and chat meet, I shower, shave face and bits, iron clean clothes, check that I have condoms (just in case), book hotel room (just in case) take 4 viagra (just in case), leave enough dog and cat food outfor the morming (just in case), think that is about it.
oh text as I am leaving the door, just in case it is cancelled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bath okay!!
I BATH!!!
I am a Roman after all.  "
Oh stop please.. its making me feel bad..
On all the times I have met this Gentleman he has always been lovely and clean and sweet smelling..
Its only his socks I have ever questioned.. which he does always remove.. :D
okay my rituals.. I get ready, ie showered, Master helps me pick what to wear, I do my hair.. then I make sure room is ready.. cam on, good view for Master, Baby wipes available, toys have batteries in in case needed.. Camera has to have batteries too ( I forgot once )
Katie. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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nothing unusual I bathe, shave n aftershave, put on clean pants ,put addy in satnav and hope it gets me there without sending me the wrong way. Most importantly make sure I have my condoms, job done. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"nothing unusual I bathe, shave n aftershave, put on clean pants ,put addy in satnav and hope it gets me there without sending me the wrong way. Most importantly make sure I have my condoms, job done. "
see you in 7 hours then? lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I bath okay!!
I BATH!!!
I am a Roman after all.
so you being a roman you bathe asses milk then i bet you smell really nice
don't mention ass milk when Sassys around!!  "
Too late! 
Although milking your ass is not as appealing as it once was! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After my ablutions, I massage myself with essential oils, brush my hair 100 times. After lighting incence in a room gently lit by candles, I meditate completely nude for at least 30 minutes while listening to the calming sounds of ambient musicians of various genre.
sorry bout the deletion but I have been traumatised by grammar freaks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok,,,,Maybe this is not so much of a ritual habit….….. but I always like to douche before a meet…
…. For goodness sake, theres nowt worse that a bit of sweet-corn making an unexpected appearance….. ruins the moment completely…,,,don't ya know!!!!!
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"Ok,,,,Maybe this is not so much of a ritual habit….….. but I always like to douche before a meet…
…. For goodness sake, theres nowt worse that a bit of sweet-corn making an unexpected appearance….. ruins the moment completely…,,,don't ya know!!!!!
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You could just not eat sweetcorn. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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You could just not eat sweetcorn."
haha Funkster..... are you seriously suggesting not having any sweetcorn ever again.... or just abstaining for a week before sex???
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok,,,,Maybe this is not so much of a ritual habit….….. but I always like to douche before a meet…
…. For goodness sake, theres nowt worse that a bit of sweet-corn making an unexpected appearance….. ruins the moment completely…,,,don't ya know!!!!!
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I am with you there had some mistakes in the past I can tell you |
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You could just not eat sweetcorn.
haha Funkster..... are you seriously suggesting not having any sweetcorn ever again.... or just abstaining for a week before sex???
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you'd have to abstain completely - or never have any spontaneous meets, just in case you'd eaten sweetcorn within the last couple of days |
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You could just not eat sweetcorn.
haha Funkster..... are you seriously suggesting not having any sweetcorn ever again.... or just abstaining for a week before sex???
you'd have to abstain completely - or never have any spontaneous meets, just in case you'd eaten sweetcorn within the last couple of days "
Yes, what pinky said.
This is a commitment for life Sox not just one off bit of bottom fun.
You possibly could liquidize your sweetcorn and drink it. |
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You could just not eat sweetcorn.
haha Funkster..... are you seriously suggesting not having any sweetcorn ever again.... or just abstaining for a week before sex???
you'd have to abstain completely - or never have any spontaneous meets, just in case you'd eaten sweetcorn within the last couple of days
Yes, what pinky said.
This is a commitment for life Sox not just one off bit of bottom fun.
You possibly could liquidize your sweetcorn and drink it."
making sure you'd sieved all the bits of skin out first, though |
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You could just not eat sweetcorn.
haha Funkster..... are you seriously suggesting not having any sweetcorn ever again.... or just abstaining for a week before sex???
you'd have to abstain completely - or never have any spontaneous meets, just in case you'd eaten sweetcorn within the last couple of days
Yes, what pinky said.
This is a commitment for life Sox not just one off bit of bottom fun.
You possibly could liquidize your sweetcorn and drink it."
You know when you read the last post in a thread and you just don't want to go back and read where it came from?
This is one of those moments!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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making sure you'd sieved all the bits of skin out first, though "
Yeah, Like a sweetcorn smoothy...... OMG but whose gonna try asking for one of those at the deli without totally giving the game away....FFS,,, I even blush buying purfumed hair conditioner.....
as if...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I usually just spend 10 minutes staring into a mirror and screaming
'YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!' and growling like a tiger."
oh dear... I actually just had this mental image of you doing that.. it amused me..
Katie. x |
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"I bath okay!!
I BATH!!!
I am a Roman after all.
Oh stop please.. its making me feel bad..
On all the times I have met this Gentleman he has always been lovely and clean and sweet smelling..
Its only his socks I have ever questioned.. which he does always remove.. :D
okay my rituals.. I get ready, ie showered, Master helps me pick what to wear, I do my hair.. then I make sure room is ready.. cam on, good view for Master, Baby wipes available, toys have batteries in in case needed.. Camera has to have batteries too ( I forgot once )
Katie. x"
Whispers to katie....Sir forgot the camera batteries once,but don't tell anyone!
i tidy,it burns up nervous energy.Enema,shave arms legs,shower. |
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