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Chocolate bars....

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Which one would you be? I'd be a Caramac, because I'm cheap, nasty, addictive and no-one really wants to know what I'm made with...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Bounty ,,,,not to everyone's taste and no-ones first choice...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Milky Way, for that is where I come from..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which one would you be? I'd be a Caramac, because I'm cheap, nasty, addictive and no-one really wants to know what I'm made with..."

And how much of that is considered to be a chocolate bar?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd be a box of Celebrations

I'm only small, but there's plenty to go round and there's something for everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The new size Twirl, theres 2 , there short and don't last very long when hot

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

Finger of fudge

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toblerone..bit awkward to deal with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A kinder egg.. Because I'm full of surprises

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Snickers because I am nuts x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The coconut one that gets left at the bottom of the tin.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The coconut one that gets left at the bottom of the tin. "

I like the coconut ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"The coconut one that gets left at the bottom of the tin.

I like the coconut ones

Aww x

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By *r ManxMan over a year ago

NeverWhere

Yorkie bar because I am big and rugged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yorkie bar because I am big and rugged

And not for girls??

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By *r ManxMan over a year ago

NeverWhere

"Yorkie bar because I am big and rugged

And not for girls?? "

Its for everyone google pink Yorkie

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

I think I'll be a toffee crisp. Lumpy on the outside, full of crispy bubbles and caramel that gets stuck in your teeth.

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By *ogistical NightmaresCouple over a year ago

Manchester Area

"The coconut one that gets left at the bottom of the tin.

I like the coconut ones

Now there's a surprise

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Which one would you be? I'd be a Caramac, because I'm cheap, nasty, addictive and no-one really wants to know what I'm made with..."

That's kinda put me off caramacs!

I used to love them now I'm wondering what the hell they are made of! I'm gutted!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Which one would you be? I'd be a Caramac, because I'm cheap, nasty, addictive and no-one really wants to know what I'm made with...

That's kinda put me off caramacs!

I used to love them now I'm wondering what the hell they are made of! I'm gutted!"

Something organic I'm sure...like crude oil..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a Wonker

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Mars bar

Don't ask me why, ask Marriane Faithful

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yorkie bar because I am big and rugged

And not for girls??

Its for everyone google pink Yorkie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cadbury's Caramel because I sound like the bunny in the advert

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I really fancy a Cabana now or a Texan

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

Lion bar. Always think you fancy one and then it's nowhere near as nice as you remember. Or a Double Decker. Just because I like them even if they are a bit stodgy.

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm a Topic - a hazelnut in every bite.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

A Kit Kat as everyone loves four fingers inside them

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm a Topic - a hazelnut in every bite."

Tight bastards have made them half the size, they only about 30g now, barely room for a hazelnut

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By *llebWoman over a year ago

Poulton Le Fylde

Turkish delight, soft and squidgy but not everyone's cup of tea

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm a Topic - a hazelnut in every bite.

Tight bastards have made them half the size, they only about 30g now, barely room for a hazelnut

It's how "they" claim the bars are low(er) calories.

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I'm a Topic - a hazelnut in every bite.

Tight bastards have made them half the size, they only about 30g now, barely room for a hazelnut

It's how "they" claim the bars are low(er) calories.

Bastards

and how the keep the price down (so THEY say)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Turkish delight, soft and squidgy but not everyone's cup of tea "

But bursting with mysterious flavours I believe. x

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'll be a Marathon, because I'm old fashioned and I can keep going

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Il be Shikhar chocolate bar

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

We'll be ripple.....cos we're fat!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple over a year ago

nr chester

Cadburys creme egg, how would you eat me?

, Mrs cmy

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Green and blacks 90 % dark chocolate... You only need a little but want it all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The coffee one in a bag of revels.

Looks very average, small, and when pulled out and tasted most people go 'ugh' and pull a face of disgust

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Single estate dark chocolate.

I'm not for everyone, and most people won't see the point of specialising.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a locally made chocolate with excellent ingredients and various flavours .... perfect in fact

Fem speaking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

D i m e b a r (typed very slowly)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Galaxy Easter egg, curvy and smooth just like me!!

G x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scrumdiddlyumptious

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scrumdiddlyumptious"

For obvious reasons

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Devine

Not just for the pun.

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By *ikeC81Man over a year ago

harrow

Bounty or mint aero - no reason just what I like

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm a locally made chocolate with excellent ingredients and various flavours .... perfect in fact

Fem speaking "

Mmmmm, can I have a nibble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a locally made chocolate with excellent ingredients and various flavours .... perfect in fact

Fem speaking

Mmmmm, can I have a nibble

If you want

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"D i m e b a r (typed very slowly)"

Armadillos?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A large Cadbury Wholenut because I'm heavy, more-ish and a bit nutty

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

NUTS WHOLE HAZELNUTS OOH!

Cadburys take them and they cover them in chocolate!

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