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A bad day...need cheering up..:-)
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
Having a really bad day
It's gone from bad to worse
I wake up with a headache stomach cramps too 
Then this aft got worse
I'm normally im happy an happy go lucky
Need cheering up a good joke or something funny that would make me laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, so I was chopping herbs in the kitchen the other day, when I got some caught in my eyes.
*comedic pause*
Now I'm parsley sighted.
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Fucking killed me lol |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"I used to play the triangle in a Jamaican reggae orchestra, It was a lot of fun, I just had to stand at the back and ting."
Just ting ..bet that was fun..are you not in the Jamaican reggae band any more |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"Ok, so I was chopping herbs in the kitchen the other day, when I got some caught in my eyes.
*comedic pause*
Now I'm parsley sighted.
Fucking killed me lol"
Lol maybe next time wear eye protection I wear glasses so my eyes are protected already lol |
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By *abphilMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Having a really bad day
It's gone from bad to worse
I wake up with a headache stomach cramps too
Then this aft got worse
I'm normally im happy an happy go lucky
Need cheering up a good joke or something funny that would make me laugh "
Don't worry things can only get worse |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"Having a really bad day
It's gone from bad to worse
I wake up with a headache stomach cramps too
Then this aft got worse
I'm normally im happy an happy go lucky
Need cheering up a good joke or something funny that would make me laugh
Don't worry things can only get worse"
Not a positive thing to say really is it |
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By *abphilMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Having a really bad day
It's gone from bad to worse
I wake up with a headache stomach cramps too
Then this aft got worse
I'm normally im happy an happy go lucky
Need cheering up a good joke or something funny that would make me laugh
Don't worry things can only get worse
Not a positive thing to say really is it "
Before they get better |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
My wife suggested I have star wars sex last night .... ...
Also known as a hand solo.. 
We decided to spice up our sex lives....
I started with cumin on her tits...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, so I was chopping herbs in the kitchen the other day, when I got some caught in my eyes.
*comedic pause*
Now I'm parsley sighted.
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I love this one  |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bull dozer
Good joke
As I'm lying on my sofa with a duvet on me...im chuckling at the jokes their making me laugh as well"
I've not heard of some of the jokes before lol |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"It has been a beautiful sunny crisp day here, have been out for most of the day walking.
Try and get out for some fresh air"
Not the way I feel with a headache. Stomach cramps an down ...im normally Ok but today is not a good day im normally happy go lucky |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"Think its spreading. I'm in one of moods myself today just can't shake it "
Me too been very upset an weepy that's not me that's abnormal for me im normally very happy ..go to work feeling happy ..going to the gym happy an today been the opposite |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"It has been a beautiful sunny crisp day here, have been out for most of the day walking.
Try and get out for some fresh air
Not the way I feel with a headache. Stomach cramps an down ...im normally Ok but today is not a good day I'm normally happy go lucky "
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Piccassole
Omg
Omg indeed half the jokes I havnt heard of before lol
An making me laugh
Me too!!! Trying to stifle the laughter in work here!! "
I'm laughing on my sofa even though I have stomach cramps. There still funny the jokes |
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"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Piccassole
Omg
Omg indeed half the jokes I havnt heard of before lol
An making me laugh
Me too!!! Trying to stifle the laughter in work here!!
I'm laughing on my sofa even though I have stomach cramps. There still funny the jokes "
Aww bless ye hunni....hope the giggles have eased your pain for a bit xx hope you feel better soon. |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Piccassole
Omg
Omg indeed half the jokes I havnt heard of before lol
An making me laugh
Me too!!! Trying to stifle the laughter in work here!!
I'm laughing on my sofa even though I have stomach cramps. There still funny the jokes
Aww bless ye hunni....hope the giggles have eased your pain for a bit xx hope you feel better soon."
Thanks it's made me laugh but still achey . Tired an just not feeling it tbh
Thanks for the get well wishes |
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By *els01Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Think it must be A Monday thing! Having a shite day, in a foul mood and just feeling rubbish. Moods gotten significantly worse as the days gone on!! Home to bed I think then maybe today will pass sooner!! Xxx |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"Think it must be A Monday thing! Having a shite day, in a foul mood and just feeling rubbish. Moods gotten significantly worse as the days gone on!! Home to bed I think then maybe today will pass sooner!! Xxx"
It must be i even cried in the shower cause I dropped my shampoo bottle in the bath this morn when I was showering
That's normally not me..things like that don't normally upset me..but today it did
I've the Monday blues an my monthly cramps an headache don't help matters ..
It's got worse throughout the day I dropped a plate smashing it on the floor as i dropped it in my kitchen accidently .
. I have accidently dropping things syndrome today an clumsy |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"Look at a few cock pics that will make you laugh .
I have been feeling really shitty and this just made me laugh "
Maybe the Monday blues is catching I have the Monday blues .
I must admit this made me laugh look at a few cock pics lol ... |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Think it must be A Monday thing! Having a shite day, in a foul mood and just feeling rubbish. Moods gotten significantly worse as the days gone on!! Home to bed I think then maybe today will pass sooner!! Xxx
It must be i even cried in the shower cause I dropped my shampoo bottle in the bath this morn when I was showering
That's normally not me..things like that don't normally upset me..but today it did
I've the Monday blues an my monthly cramps an headache don't help matters ..
It's got worse throughout the day I dropped a plate smashing it on the floor as i dropped it in my kitchen accidently .
. I have accidently dropping things syndrome today an clumsy "
You're not touching my cock today then..  |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"Think it must be A Monday thing! Having a shite day, in a foul mood and just feeling rubbish. Moods gotten significantly worse as the days gone on!! Home to bed I think then maybe today will pass sooner!! Xxx
It must be i even cried in the shower cause I dropped my shampoo bottle in the bath this morn when I was showering
That's normally not me..things like that don't normally upset me..but today it did
I've the Monday blues an my monthly cramps an headache don't help matters ..
It's got worse throughout the day I dropped a plate smashing it on the floor as i dropped it in my kitchen accidently .
. I have accidently dropping things syndrome today an clumsy
You're not touching my cock today then.. "
Lol an why not lol ooops |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I see you like Jason statham? How about a few fab lads pop round shave our heads tear our shirts off and karate chop a couple of lamps and ornaments while doing you a lovely cuppa? |
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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago
Nuneaton |
"I see you like Jason statham? How about a few fab lads pop round shave our heads tear our shirts off and karate chop a couple of lamps and ornaments while doing you a lovely cuppa? "
Yes i like jason statham
He is very sexy lol
Sounds fun lol oooh some nice sexy guys around that have suits an look similar to jason statham Oooh yes please
An karate chopping things in my flat lol ..Mmm Nooooo not my breakables I would be hiding lol as long as they have hot bodies sexy ..bring it on a string of jason statham Oooh la la..bring it on .It would bring me out of my Monday blues lol |
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Hope your feeling better soon 
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