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What is the BEST thing to say after sex
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Get out!
Harsh
My apologies. Get out please!
Fine. Just don't expect the door closed
Don't expect bacon! "
Oh I suppose sausages will have to do then. But I'm never staying in this establishment again! |
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By *educedWoman
over a year ago
Birmingham |
"Get out!
Harsh
My apologies. Get out please!
Fine. Just don't expect the door closed
Don't expect bacon!
Oh I suppose sausages will have to do then. But I'm never staying in this establishment again! "
Wash your hands first. I like mine well done. Don't forget my coffee. |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Get out!
Harsh
My apologies. Get out please!
Fine. Just don't expect the door closed
Don't expect bacon!
Oh I suppose sausages will have to do then. But I'm never staying in this establishment again!
Wash your hands first. I like mine well done. Don't forget my coffee. "
What did your last servant die of? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A note from the neighbour - last night I heard you two having sex, could you be louder next time. It's very hard to masterbate whilst holding a glass against the wall.
Sarah |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.
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"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.
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Shouldn't this be what's the best/worst thing to say during sex....? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Generally speaking, it's one of the very rare occasions when I have absolutely nothing to say as, if all is well with the world, other than a slightly flabbergasted "golly gosh", I have been rendered speechless. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember I was with a couple at a party a while back and after our time together the lady in question offered to make me a cup of tea. How sweet and civilised! It's those little things... |
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