Women . Dont ask the bloke after sex if he enjoyed it . In my opinion it screams out lack of confidence . Ask me if i want a brew and round 2, not if i enjoyed it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want a veri

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By *unCoupleTXCouple over a year ago

Longview

K.....thanks! Could you make my kids a sandwich on your way out?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My bum is soggy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This rash isn't contagious. Don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey I've pulled out wearing a condom I wasn't wearing when I went in....

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

Mind if I wipe it on your curtains?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry for farting when you were licking my pussy it was trapped wind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I could murder a KFC, generally sex makes me hungry lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That was adequate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mind if I wipe it on your curtains?"

Don't ask, just wipe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank fuck that's over

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The magnetic strip on my credit card is damaged

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Keep the Margaret Thatcher mask on and let's go again

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Was it in I didn't feel it

I don't know

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By *verysmileMan over a year ago

CANTERBURY

Sorry....wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That first minute was for me, the last 30 seconds was all for you baby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it John, or Joanne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh you said STI? Yes. I thought you said something else.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS over a year ago

Horsham

You were crap, my wife is better than.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So, I thought you might like to go out for a meal..you know, meet the parents..better to do it now and not wait...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go make a brew so i can finish off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh, I remember now you said you had four kids and there is no cesarean scar, that explains it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wow that was great, now tell me about your STi , I've got a GTi - I love cars

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By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

E Suffolk

Can you pass me the stopwatch. I think you just set a record and not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Let me check my Fitbit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should have gone to specsavers.

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By *rnortholtMan over a year ago

E Suffolk

"Let me check my Fitbit "

Damn you capped my line!

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By *hell and jWoman over a year ago

doncaster

Hope you not marked me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After a night shift I fell asleep once so I guess .... Snoring ! Halfway through

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where's the sick bucket?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How much

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By *nfamyMan over a year ago

Goole

"Pass the wand

I think we just both had the same experience, so I'll stay and watch

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By *riskynriskyCouple over a year ago

Essex.

[Removed by poster at 22/02/16 16:40:05]

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

I needed that....cheers mum

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By *r missCouple over a year ago

south wales

"Did I wake you? "

Lmao!

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I knew I should've gone home and had a wank instead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get dressed and say they're off! First time I slept with that army dude he got up and started to get dressed, I was like umm where the fuck do you think you're going!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saying nothng at all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Adam Johnson."

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

ermmmmm, who are you?

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By *els01Woman over a year ago