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By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Is a chocolate orange...

My eldest has asked me to open hers, I think I've pulled a muscle.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

No idea, never had one

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By *irtyGirlWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

Drop it on the floor before you take the wrapping off.

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By *rightonsteveMan over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Do it with your fingers not your arse

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I love chocolate oranges

I always give mine lots of bangs before I open them and haven't suffered any injuries so far.....I might just be being lucky so please don't confuse this with bragging

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Careful, those fuckers are as deadly as a hand grenade

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By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'm thinking my eldest knew the dangers ... sacrifice dad in the pursuit of her pleasure, wouldn't mind I've not been offered a piece either..

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"I'm thinking my eldest knew the dangers ... sacrifice dad in the pursuit of her pleasure, wouldn't mind I've not been offered a piece either..

If you damaged yourself that much opening it your daughter is probably scared for your life if you tried to eat it

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

Very! my ex accidentally launched one at my head trying to open it it blacked my eye

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Is a chocolate orange...

My eldest has asked me to open hers, I think I've pulled a muscle.

Don't tap it

Wack it !

You're welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"tap and unwrap". In other words, twat it off a tiled floor or a sturdy table. And unwrap.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very! my ex accidentally launched one at my head trying to open it it blacked my eye"

Lol accidentally

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By *is_irtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

Tap it and unwrap it... i dont like chocolate though...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chocolate Orange

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't forget to put the segments in between the slots of a toblerone'..Chocolate heaven.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't forget to put the segments in between the slots of a toblerone'..Chocolate heaven.

*Drools*

Sounds delish!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You have to whack the little fucker big time or there's no chance of unwrapping them!!

I luv 'em slightly warm & melting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have to whack the little fucker big time or there's no chance of unwrapping them!!

I luv 'em slightly warm & melting

Are we talking about chocolate or men?

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By *oddyWoman over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Mmmmm chocolate orange dripping slowly over the op mmmm hot n bothered now

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By *is_irtygirlWoman over a year ago

Dublin

Am.i the only one sucking my jaws in at the thoughts of chocolate in my mouth?

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