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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

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By *VineMan  over a year ago

The right place

A biscuit in my tea.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A biscuit in my tea. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Was going to say chewing gum but I'll take your soggy biscuit lol

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What goes up and down but doesn't move?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"What goes up and down but doesn't move?"

temperature?....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes up and down but doesn't move?

temperature?...."

Nope

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

What's purple and goes up and down?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

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When it's ajar

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"What goes up and down but doesn't move?

temperature?....

Nope"

Voice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

"

When it's a jar

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire

An umbrella

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"What's purple and goes up and down?"

aubergine in a lift!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes up and down but doesn't move?

temperature?....

Nope

Voice?"

Stairs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's long and hard and has cum in it?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

little house on the praire


"What's purple and goes up and down?"
a ribenaberry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's long and hard and has cum in it?"

Cucumber

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's long and hard and has cum in it?"

Cucumber

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's long and hard and has cum in it?

Cucumber "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes up and down but doesn't move?

temperature?....

Nope

Voice?"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's long and hard and has cum in it?

Cucumber "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes up and down but doesn't move?

temperature?....

Nope

Voice?

Stairs "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes up and down but doesn't move?

temperature?....

Nope

Voice?

Nope"

The Sun?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's a jar"

I got it first. Is there a point system

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's a jar

I got it first. Is there a point system "

Okay 1 nill to you lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's purple and goes up and down?"

Barney in a lift

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's a jar

I got it first. Is there a point system

Okay 1 nill to you lol"

Sorry OP these threads bring out my competitive nature

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's a jar

I got it first. Is there a point system

Okay 1 nill to you lol

Sorry OP these threads bring out my competitive nature"

But it's nice to see there's fight in you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What tastes better than it smells?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

"

when it's ajar

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What tastes better than it smells?"

A tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

"

When it's ajar. Only old people will know this.

You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty. At the first stop 3 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get on and 1 get off. At the third stop, 5 people get off and 2 get on. The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What tastes better than it smells?

A tongue?"

Point to you

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's ajar "

yay!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

everyone got ajar by the time i'd gone for a wee and then finished typing.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's ajar. Only old people will know this.

You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty. At the first stop 3 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get on and 1 get off. At the third stop, 5 people get off and 2 get on. The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?"

My eyes are blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's ajar. Only old people will know this.

You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty. At the first stop 3 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get on and 1 get off. At the third stop, 5 people get off and 2 get on. The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?"

Mine are green/blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's ajar. Only old people will know this.

You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty. At the first stop 3 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get on and 1 get off. At the third stop, 5 people get off and 2 get on. The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?

My eyes are blue"

Beat me to it again! Just! 2 nill to you lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's ajar. Only old people will know this.

You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty. At the first stop 3 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get on and 1 get off. At the third stop, 5 people get off and 2 get on. The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?

Mine are green/blue "

Sorry OP look up. My point

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's ajar. Only old people will know this.

You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty. At the first stop 3 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get on and 1 get off. At the third stop, 5 people get off and 2 get on. The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?"

greyish green thanks for asking

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What goes in the water black and comes out red?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's ajar. Only old people will know this.

You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty. At the first stop 3 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get on and 1 get off. At the third stop, 5 people get off and 2 get on. The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?

Mine are green/blue

Sorry OP look up. My point"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What goes in the water black and comes out red?"

Hmmm.. A lobster?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"What goes in the water black and comes out red?"

lobster as it is boiled?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's ajar. Only old people will know this.

You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty. At the first stop 3 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get on and 1 get off. At the third stop, 5 people get off and 2 get on. The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?"

Blue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok, here's one: When is a door no longer a door?

When it's ajar. Only old people will know this.

You are a bus driver. The bus starts out empty. At the first stop 3 people get on. At the second stop, 9 people get on and 1 get off. At the third stop, 5 people get off and 2 get on. The question is, what color are the bus driver's eyes?

My eyes are blue"

mine too

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

What gets wetter as it dries?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What gets wetter as it dries? "

A towel

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What gets wetter as it dries? "

A towell

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex

If a herring and a half costs a penny and a half, how much will 12 herrings cost?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"If a herring and a half costs a penny and a half, how much will 12 herrings cost?"

12p?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

If it takes 2 men 4 days to dig a hole, how long will it take 6 men to dig half a hole?

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"If a herring and a half costs a penny and a half, how much will 12 herrings cost?

12p?"

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"What's purple and goes up and down?

aubergine in a lift!"

Grapes too

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?"

A tent?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?"

Tent

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan  over a year ago

Sussex


"You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?"

a tent!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"If it takes 2 men 4 days to dig a hole, how long will it take 6 men to dig half a hole? "

You cant dig half a hole

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An electric train is running North to South, the wind West to East. What way is the steam blowing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An electric train is running North to South, the wind West to East. What way is the steam blowing?"

There's no steam from an electric train lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"An electric train is running North to South, the wind West to East. What way is the steam blowing?

There's no steam from an electric train lol"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?

"

Titanic?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Over 1,000 people went down on me. I wasn’t a maiden for long. Something really big and hard ripped me open. What am I?

Titanic?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"If it takes 2 men 4 days to dig a hole, how long will it take 6 men to dig half a hole?

You cant dig half a hole"

Yas!

One day, two americans are walking down a street. One is the father to the other one's son. What relation are they?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they"

Roads

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"If it takes 2 men 4 days to dig a hole, how long will it take 6 men to dig half a hole?

You cant dig half a hole

Yas!

One day, two americans are walking down a street. One is the father to the other one's son. What relation are they?"

Married

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they

Roads"

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What has a bottom at the top?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What has a bottom at the top?"

Your legs

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"What has a bottom at the top?"

Legs?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they"

Words?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they

Words? "

Not what i was thinking of but close

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What has a bottom at the top?

Legs? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they"

Tweets

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they

Words?

Not what i was thinking of but close "

Tongues? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they

Tweets"

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they

Tweets

"

I think I found the answer on the same sight you got tour riddle from lol

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"If it takes 2 men 4 days to dig a hole, how long will it take 6 men to dig half a hole?

You cant dig half a hole

Yas!

One day, two americans are walking down a street. One is the father to the other one's son. What relation are they?

Married"

Yas!


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they

Tweets

"

What? No way! :D

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they

Tweets

I think I found the answer on the same sight you got tour riddle from lol "

Your*

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they

Tweets

I think I found the answer on the same sight you got tour riddle from lol "

No cheating allowed!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A lot of people like these to be as long as possible, but short ones can be effective, and it’s definitely possible for them to be too long. What are they

Tweets

I think I found the answer on the same sight you got tour riddle from lol

No cheating allowed!! Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Heres one i remember from a book i read

This is a thing that is devoured by all things; flowers, trees, beasts, birds; bites steel, gnaws iron; grinds hard stone to meal; beats mountain down, ruins town and slays king. What is it?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Heres one i remember from a book i read

This is a thing that is devoured by all things; flowers, trees, beasts, birds; bites steel, gnaws iron; grinds hard stone to meal; beats mountain down, ruins town and slays king. What is it?"

Is it "time"?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Heres one i remember from a book i read

This is a thing that is devoured by all things; flowers, trees, beasts, birds; bites steel, gnaws iron; grinds hard stone to meal; beats mountain down, ruins town and slays king. What is it?

Is it "time"?"

It is

Its in the hobbit, bilbo need to get it right to earn safe passage

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

You die and the devil says he'll let you go to heaven if you beat him in a game.

The devil sits you down at a perfectly round table. He gives himself and you an infinite pile of identical coins.

He explains, "We will take turns putting one coin down, no overlapping allowed, and the coins must rest flat on the table surface. The first person who cannot put a coin down loses. You can choose who goes first."

Explain how you can guarantee victory.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You die and the devil says he'll let you go to heaven if you beat him in a game.

The devil sits you down at a perfectly round table. He gives himself and you an infinite pile of identical coins.

He explains, "We will take turns putting one coin down, no overlapping allowed, and the coins must rest flat on the table surface. The first person who cannot put a coin down loses. You can choose who goes first."

Explain how you can guarantee victory."

Well that's just killed this group lol

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"You die and the devil says he'll let you go to heaven if you beat him in a game.

The devil sits you down at a perfectly round table. He gives himself and you an infinite pile of identical coins.

He explains, "We will take turns putting one coin down, no overlapping allowed, and the coins must rest flat on the table surface. The first person who cannot put a coin down loses. You can choose who goes first."

Explain how you can guarantee victory.

Well that's just killed this group lol"

Lol.

Goddammit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You die and the devil says he'll let you go to heaven if you beat him in a game.

The devil sits you down at a perfectly round table. He gives himself and you an infinite pile of identical coins.

He explains, "We will take turns putting one coin down, no overlapping allowed, and the coins must rest flat on the table surface. The first person who cannot put a coin down loses. You can choose who goes first."

Explain how you can guarantee victory."

Its a famous maths problem that...but i cant remember the answer. You go first and place the coin dead in the centre but after the devils gone you use symattry based on where he goes to ensure he's the one who cant finish

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS  over a year ago

Larne

Be the perfect woman of course lol (joking ladies ) xxx

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"You die and the devil says he'll let you go to heaven if you beat him in a game.

The devil sits you down at a perfectly round table. He gives himself and you an infinite pile of identical coins.

He explains, "We will take turns putting one coin down, no overlapping allowed, and the coins must rest flat on the table surface. The first person who cannot put a coin down loses. You can choose who goes first."

Explain how you can guarantee victory.

Its a famous maths problem that...but i cant remember the answer. You go first and place the coin dead in the centre but after the devils gone you use symattry based on where he goes to ensure he's the one who cant finish"

Basically that.

Place in the centre and use symmetry. If he can go, so can you.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My favorite as a kid was

there’s a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"My favorite as a kid was

there’s a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?

"

It's dead, Jim.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My favorite as a kid was

there’s a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?

It's dead, Jim. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If its dead it can't jump

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What's born up high, but rests down low. It does not like it in the snow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's born up high, but rests down low. It does not like it in the snow"

Testicles?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"What's born up high, but rests down low. It does not like it in the snow

Testicles?"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Haha nooo

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By *ornyandwellhungMan  over a year ago

belfast

What goes in dry, comes out wet and usually satisfies two people?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes in dry, comes out wet and usually satisfies two people?

"

Is that a teabag?

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By *ornyandwellhungMan  over a year ago

belfast


"What goes in dry, comes out wet and usually satisfies two people?

Is that a teabag?"

It certainly is.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm still stuck on the snow one!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's born up high, but rests down low. It does not like it in the snow"

Is it something like rain?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Nope it's not rain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What am I?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still stuck on the snow one! "

Me too, even googled it & it gave me lryics lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What am I?"

A woman?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What am I?

A woman?"

I am, but that's not the answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What am I?

A woman?

I am, but that's not the answer"

Can we have a better clue?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Read what it says......

Take it literally

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Read what it says......

Take it literally"

A question mark?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Read what it says......

Take it literally

A question mark? "

Almost

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Read what it says......

Take it literally

A question mark?

Almost"

A question

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'm still stuck on the snow one!

Me too, even googled it & it gave me lryics lol"

lol Nice try

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Read what it says......

Take it literally

A question mark?

Almost

A question"

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

A man is walking back from the pub at 11 o'clock wearing all black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, hat, and gloves. He is walking down a street where all the street lamps are turned off. He's weaving in and out of the road. A black car comes speeding round the corner towards him with its lights off. At the last minute, it manages to swerve just before it hits him.

How did the driver see the man?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm still stuck on the snow one!

Me too, even googled it & it gave me lryics lol

lol Nice try "

Give us a clue.....pleeeeaaassseeee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was going to say chewing gum but I'll take your soggy biscuit lol"

Haha, soggy biscuit.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

When it's A jar!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man is walking back from the pub at 11 o'clock wearing all black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, hat, and gloves. He is walking down a street where all the street lamps are turned off. He's weaving in and out of the road. A black car comes speeding round the corner towards him with its lights off. At the last minute, it manages to swerve just before it hits him.

How did the driver see the man?"

Using his eyes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A man is walking back from the pub at 11 o'clock wearing all black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, hat, and gloves. He is walking down a street where all the street lamps are turned off. He's weaving in and out of the road. A black car comes speeding round the corner towards him with its lights off. At the last minute, it manages to swerve just before it hits him.

How did the driver see the man?

Using his eyes?"

lol

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"A man is walking back from the pub at 11 o'clock wearing all black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, hat, and gloves. He is walking down a street where all the street lamps are turned off. He's weaving in and out of the road. A black car comes speeding round the corner towards him with its lights off. At the last minute, it manages to swerve just before it hits him.

How did the driver see the man?

Using his eyes?"

Lol. Not THAT obvious. Explain!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"When it's A jar! "

Bless you.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What goes in dry, comes out wet and usually satisfies two people?

Is that a teabag?"

I need 2 bags for one good cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"When it's A jar! "

Cheers mate I've been stuck on that one for hours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man is walking back from the pub at 11 o'clock wearing all black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, hat, and gloves. He is walking down a street where all the street lamps are turned off. He's weaving in and out of the road. A black car comes speeding round the corner towards him with its lights off. At the last minute, it manages to swerve just before it hits him.

How did the driver see the man?

Using his eyes?

Lol. Not THAT obvious. Explain! "

Well its 11am and its not night

So he just looks

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"When it's A jar!

Cheers mate I've been stuck on that one for hours "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A man is walking back from the pub at 11 o'clock wearing all black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, hat, and gloves. He is walking down a street where all the street lamps are turned off. He's weaving in and out of the road. A black car comes speeding round the corner towards him with its lights off. At the last minute, it manages to swerve just before it hits him.

How did the river see the man?"

At 11:00 it's daylight so he could see him easily

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By *uffinCouple  over a year ago

Chichester


"What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?"

A chamois leather.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

A chamois leather."

It was a chewing gum

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No more guesses on the snow one?

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham


"What's born up high, but rests down low. It does not like it in the snow"

Rain?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No more guesses on the snow one?"

Give us a clue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's born up high, but rests down low. It does not like it in the snow

Rain?"

We've tried that one already and it wasnt right

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No more guesses on the snow one?

Give us a clue"

I'll give you a clue but it will probably give it away lol

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"A man is walking back from the pub at 11 o'clock wearing all black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, hat, and gloves. He is walking down a street where all the street lamps are turned off. He's weaving in and out of the road. A black car comes speeding round the corner towards him with its lights off. At the last minute, it manages to swerve just before it hits him.

How did the river see the man?

At 11:00 it's daylight so he could see him easily "


"No more guesses on the snow one?

Give us a clue

I'll give you a clue but it will probably give it away lol"

Do it anyway. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Okay then, it changes colour

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Okay then, it changes colour "

The sun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Okay then, it changes colour

The sun?"

Nope, sorry mate

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's born up high, but rests down low. It does not like it in the snow"

I think it's the sun.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

ffs someone answered that before i typed, didn't even go for a wee this time.

Leaves, off a tree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"ffs someone answered that before i typed, didn't even go for a wee this time.

Leaves, off a tree."

She's got it! Leaves Round of applause to this lady lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ffs someone answered that before i typed, didn't even go for a wee this time.

Leaves, off a tree.

She's got it! Leaves Round of applause to this lady lol"

So why dont they like it in the snow?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"ffs someone answered that before i typed, didn't even go for a wee this time.

Leaves, off a tree."

I like this answer.... But why do leaves not like it in the snow though...? Hm.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ffs someone answered that before i typed, didn't even go for a wee this time.

Leaves, off a tree."

Well done....we've been stuck on that for a while

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"ffs someone answered that before i typed, didn't even go for a wee this time.

Leaves, off a tree.

She's got it! Leaves Round of applause to this lady lol

So why dont they like it in the snow?"

LMAO snap!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ffs I qas just about to say that!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"ffs someone answered that before i typed, didn't even go for a wee this time.

Leaves, off a tree.

She's got it! Leaves Round of applause to this lady lol

So why dont they like it in the snow?

LMAO snap! "

Great minds think alike....or something like that

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think the op needs a slap for that one!!! Ffs lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I think the op needs a slap for that one!!! Ffs lol"

lol I thought it rhymed quite nicely and it had you thinking for a while

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A man managed to visit over thirty foreign countries without his passport. He was welcomed in each country and left each one of his own accord. He did this in one day. How?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


" A man managed to visit over thirty foreign countries without his passport. He was welcomed in each country and left each one of his own accord. He did this in one day. How?"

He visited their embassies, the land of which is considered the land of that country.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" A man managed to visit over thirty foreign countries without his passport. He was welcomed in each country and left each one of his own accord. He did this in one day. How?"

He was on the internet, or some kind of virtual travel probably.

And leaves don't like it in the snow because it's cold and they die.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


" A man managed to visit over thirty foreign countries without his passport. He was welcomed in each country and left each one of his own accord. He did this in one day. How?

He visited their embassies, the land of which is considered the land of that country. "

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By *enard ArgenteMan  over a year ago

London and France

Exactly How long is a piece of string?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Exactly How long is a piece of string?"

Longer than your penis

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Exactly How long is a piece of string?"

Twice as long as half its length?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham

One of my faves:

You have a round birthday cake. With three straight slices of a knife, divide the cake into 8 equal pieces.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"Exactly How long is a piece of string?

Twice as long as half its length?"

Ooo, I like this answer!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Exactly How long is a piece of string?

Twice as long as half its length?"

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By *enard ArgenteMan  over a year ago

London and France


"Exactly How long is a piece of string?

Twice as long as half its length?

Ooo, I like this answer! "

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One of my faves:

You have a round birthday cake. With three straight slices of a knife, divide the cake into 8 equal pieces."

I know this one but i wont say

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"One of my faves:

You have a round birthday cake. With three straight slices of a knife, divide the cake into 8 equal pieces.

I know this one but i wont say"

Say it lol

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By *enard ArgenteMan  over a year ago

London and France

A man builds a square house:

every wall faces south .

A bear comes up to the house

What colour is the bear?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"A man builds a square house:

every wall faces south .

A bear comes up to the house

What colour is the bear?

"

White!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"One of my faves:

You have a round birthday cake. With three straight slices of a knife, divide the cake into 8 equal pieces.

I know this one but i wont say

Say it lol"

You can get this without cheating

I pm'd her the answer so she'll can tell you's if i was right

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What breaks, but never falls and what falls, but never breaks

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By *r H and Good PetCouple  over a year ago

Nottingham


"One of my faves:

You have a round birthday cake. With three straight slices of a knife, divide the cake into 8 equal pieces.

I know this one but i wont say"

There's another solution that's slightly different to yours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A man builds a square house:

every wall faces south .

A bear comes up to the house

What colour is the bear?

White! "

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