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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Than women... Thread closes at 175 shouldn't take long to fill...
Measure things.. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paralel park  |
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By *oyce69Man
over a year ago
Driffield |
Writing their name in the snow. |
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Give me a week and I will come back to this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Appreciate boobs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Remember dates (calendar) |
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Fart
Make tool belts look sexy
Wee standing up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cleaning. And cheffing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last minute Christmas shopping |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm thinking...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Commit fabicide |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Put the bin out |
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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago
Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum |
Sleeping after Sunday lunch. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars! |
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Move fridge freezers.
Yes I need help moving one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Miss the toilet when peeing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paralel park "
My parallel parking is better than my ex husband's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look better in a shirt and tie 
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"Paralel park "
Nope, no-one can match me on that!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Picking their noses,burping and farting simultaneously. |
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"Paralel park
My parallel parking is better than my ex husband's"
I ignored him on purpose, I can do it too but a man would never believe it  |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"I'm thinking......"
Don't take too long, Thread closes soon.
Put up shelves.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ignore obstacles / dishes / dirty laundry/ partners worries/ new hair do's..
..we're good at the ignoring thing |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Selective deafness.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paralel park
My parallel parking is better than my ex husband's
I ignored him on purpose, I can do it too but a man would never believe it "
My reversing around the corner was exemplary too |
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"Ignore obstacles / dishes / dirty laundry/ partners worries/ new hair do's..
..we're good at the ignoring thing"
You're not near me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Losing all their wages down the betting shop on a Friday evening.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Than women... Thread closes at 175 shouldn't take long to fill...
Measure things..
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everything except look beautiful ,lactate and shed blood once a month |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgetting birthdays and anniversaries. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!"
It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paralel park
Nope, no-one can match me on that! "
i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Attract me sexually |
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"Attract me sexually "
Oh yes, this too |
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"Paralel park
Nope, no-one can match me on that!
i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position "
Believe they're James Bond |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Doing stupid stuff that hurts and posting it on Youtube |
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"Paralel park
Nope, no-one can match me on that!
i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position "
Haha, I have no need for such drama, I just slip quietly in.... |
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Decorate the toilet seat and floor with urine. |
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Cleaning and fucking other men .... strap on is not quite the same as the real thing ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sulk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!
It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted. "
I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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attempting to assemble some thing before reading the instructions |
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"Paralel park
Nope, no-one can match me on that!
i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position
Believe they're James Bond"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Grow a beard
Laugh at farts
Forget what age your supposed to be.
Find women incredibly sexy.
The outright ability to do absolutely nothing. |
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"attempting to assemble some thing before reading the instructions "
This is very true  |
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"The outright ability to do absolutely nothing. "
You've seen the Mark Gungor video? |
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"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!
It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.
I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary! "
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BxckAMaTDc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"attempting to assemble some thing before reading the instructions "
Instructions? Pha! What type of man are you??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!
It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.
I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary! "
I disagree. Women always had more to lose by choosing a bad mate than men. Except for rape or cultures of arranged marriage then women call the shots. The vast majority of the animal Kingdom also has males competing for the ability to reproduce with the more selective females. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!
It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.
I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary!
I disagree. Women always had more to lose by choosing a bad mate than men. Except for rape or cultures of arranged marriage then women call the shots. The vast majority of the animal Kingdom also has males competing for the ability to reproduce with the more selective females. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Still thinking...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lie
Kill spiders |
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"It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.
I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary!
I disagree. Women always had more to lose by choosing a bad mate than men. Except for rape or cultures of arranged marriage then women call the shots. The vast majority of the animal Kingdom also has males competing for the ability to reproduce with the more selective females. "
1. We're not animals.
2. Women didn't even get to "choose their mates" for most of history. Throughout most of history, even in Britain, women had very little say in who they married. |
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"Lie
Kill spiders "
Not necessarily kill them.
Just ...deal with them.
They're as scared of you as you are of them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.
I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary!
I disagree. Women always had more to lose by choosing a bad mate than men. Except for rape or cultures of arranged marriage then women call the shots. The vast majority of the animal Kingdom also has males competing for the ability to reproduce with the more selective females.
1. We're not animals.
2. Women didn't even get to "choose their mates" for most of history. Throughout most of history, even in Britain, women had very little say in who they married."
We're talking about events that long pre-date marriage. The overwhelming evidence is that women were more selective than men, with a whole host of logical reasons why that would be the case. Fab is a brilliant example of that still being the case today! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Turn me on.
Make me go weak at the knees.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ignore things placed on the stairs ready to be taken up when you go next |
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"Picking their noses,burping and farting simultaneously."
Isn't that multi-tasking
Read maps |
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"We're talking about events that long pre-date marriage. The overwhelming evidence is that women were more selective than men, with a whole host of logical reasons why that would be the case. Fab is a brilliant example of that still being the case today! "
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
OK mate, this is something I do not have the time or inclination to educate you on.
In short, women were actually more ashamed into be abstinent, than it being through picky.
The consequences of sexual relations between women and men simply were not fair.
An old double standard dictated that men were rewarded for sexual prowess and women suffered a damaged reputation. Males were encouraged to "sow a few wild oats" while women were told "good girls don't."
If you would like to open your eyes to the reality of things, it's a simple thing to google "history of reproductive rights between women and men".
I, on this occasion, am out. Lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Compartmentalise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still thinking......"
..meh..post without thinking.. |
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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago
barnsley |
"Decorate the toilet seat and floor with urine. "
Well you will leave the seat down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We're talking about events that long pre-date marriage. The overwhelming evidence is that women were more selective than men, with a whole host of logical reasons why that would be the case. Fab is a brilliant example of that still being the case today!
Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
OK mate, this is something I do not have the time or inclination to educate you on.
In short, women were actually more ashamed into be abstinent, than it being through picky.
The consequences of sexual relations between women and men simply were not fair.
An old double standard dictated that men were rewarded for sexual prowess and women suffered a damaged reputation. Males were encouraged to "sow a few wild oats" while women were told "good girls don't."
If you would like to open your eyes to the reality of things, it's a simple thing to google "history of reproductive rights between women and men".
I, on this occasion, am out. Lol
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You seem to have a very sociology view of the world which is always going to be a problem when I'm starting with biological evidence so we're probably never going to agree and I don't really care either. Although, I'd be really interested to know if:
A) You agree that women call the shots on fab more than men?
B) If so, are you suggesting this is a modern phenomenon?
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keep breathing. in out in out ..... |
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looking stupid...... they do that so well |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!
It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.
I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary!
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Well. I thought the original post was funny and also that this was going to be light hearted! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paralel park
Nope, no-one can match me on that!
i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position "
Spell parallel incorrectly |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
Men don't go all gooey eyed outside shoe shops. |
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"You seem to have a very sociology view of the world which is always going to be a problem when I'm starting with biological evidence so we're probably never going to agree and I don't really care either. Although, I'd be really interested to know if:
A) You agree that women call the shots on fab more than men?
B) If so, are you suggesting this is a modern phenomenon? "
I don't believe any one gender "calls the shots" on fab. Lol.
And you seem to be thinking that the social phenomenon seen in fab is representative of the world as a whole? Just.... really?!
Also, if you're talking about "biology", there's actually even more evidence that women had fewer reproductive choices and rights throughout history than men. Men were the ones who could take whoever they wanted to as a mate with little to no consequence. Honestly, go have a Google. Don't think history is what you think it is. Lol.
You also sound like those people who are against homosexuality because it goes against biological progress of the species. |
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"Paralel park
Nope, no-one can match me on that!
i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position
Spell parallel incorrectly "
Apparently not, according to the original poster here. |
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"Men don't go all gooey eyed outside shoe shops."
Oh come on Nikki ..... pfffffffft They do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Read maps and not get lost |
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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago
Derbyshire/staffordshire |
Tickle my back until I fall to sleep x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They're absolutely MARVELLOUS at having lovely willies that feel better than any toy ever could! With real arms and legs to wrap round you and real lips to kiss you!
I  men! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men do feck all better lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man's creative skills with his imagination. We are able to see toilets in the corner of bedrooms when d*unk, we can envisage toilets inside of wardrobes! |
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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago
Near Bournemouth |
"Men don't go all gooey eyed outside shoe shops."
I go gooey outside any Nike shoe shop  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Building Airfix models |
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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago
Near Bournemouth |
"Man's creative skills with his imagination. We are able to see toilets in the corner of bedrooms when d*unk, we can envisage toilets inside of wardrobes!"
And in flower/plant pots. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgot...being the Pope |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Man's creative skills with his imagination. We are able to see toilets in the corner of bedrooms when d*unk, we can envisage toilets inside of wardrobes!
And in flower/plant pots."
Exactly! I don't know a single women who can do that! I'll never forget when I pissed in my best friends wardrobe, she was fuming but we laugh now haha |
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"Forgot...being the Pope"
Forgot... making arbitrary rules about someone's genitals determining whether or not they can be in charge. |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
Understand the offside law.. |
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By *odareyou OP Man
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Erm..."
There's lots left... Try .. shopping in under 30 minutes.. no matter what we're shopping for.. |
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"Erm...
There's lots left... Try .. shopping in under 30 minutes.. no matter what we're shopping for.. "
I haven't read any of the thread so I need to see what others have already written |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erm...
There's lots left... Try .. shopping in under 30 minutes.. no matter what we're shopping for.. "
I must be a man then too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lose their tongue inside a pussy until they get their face covered in cum, yep I got the NVQs to prove it |
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"Lose their tongue inside a pussy until they get their face covered in cum, yep I got the NVQs to prove it"
A woman could do that too..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lie and cheat |
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"Understand the offside law.."
I've seen the 50p, I understand it now. Lol. |
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"Paralel park "
I don't think so..
Burp. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Talk themselves up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Let's just get real. Men are the better drivers and parkers, however women are good at cooking and popping little life forms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You seem to have a very sociology view of the world which is always going to be a problem when I'm starting with biological evidence so we're probably never going to agree and I don't really care either. Although, I'd be really interested to know if:
A) You agree that women call the shots on fab more than men?
B) If so, are you suggesting this is a modern phenomenon?
I don't believe any one gender "calls the shots" on fab. Lol.
And you seem to be thinking that the social phenomenon seen in fab is representative of the world as a whole? Just.... really?!
Also, if you're talking about "biology", there's actually even more evidence that women had fewer reproductive choices and rights throughout history than men. Men were the ones who could take whoever they wanted to as a mate with little to no consequence. Honestly, go have a Google. Don't think history is what you think it is. Lol.
You also sound like those people who are against homosexuality because it goes against biological progress of the species. "
Thanks, I can understand the source of our disagreement and we'll leave it there.
As an experiment, create a single male profile and compare the numbers of messages it gets with your current profile... |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Leaving wet towels on beds, floors or draped over a door |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Occupy a two person bus seat just by spreading their legs !"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Blow their own trumpet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Listen lol |
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"Lie
Kill spiders
Not necessarily kill them.
Just ...deal with them.
They're as scared of you as you are of them."
They should be, I'm going to kill them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Fall asleep in .9 seconds. "
That is me |
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"Understand the offside law.."
My mum is an FA qualified referee..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Understand the offside law..
My mum is an FA qualified referee....."
I was centre forward for an all male team... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hugs.. Big squidgy, safe, bear hugs |
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over a year ago
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"Understand the offside law.."
Women play hockey at school ya know! ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Moan when they have a slight cold |
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By *olgateMan
over a year ago
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Impregnate |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hyperbolate |
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By *cotsmancCouple (MM)
over a year ago
Manchester |
Better at giving blow jobs lol |
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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago
London |
Not reading profiles, lying, making inappropriate comments that were meant as a compliment, etc...
You know... the usual |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apparently I am world champion at crap housework hehe  |
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By *abphilMan
over a year ago
sheffield |
"Commit fabicide "
But more often than lemmings |
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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago
Limavady |
"Better at giving blow jobs lol"
In fairness, I dont actually agree with you |
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Well men are better drinkers than women... they go bald quicker...better shoppers too (thank god for the internet).. previously said they could pee standing up...the invention of the Shee-wee sorted that out but in all fairness and hate to admit... Men age better than us.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paralel park
Nope, no-one can match me on that!
i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position
Haha, I have no need for such drama, I just slip quietly in...."
have you not been in a car flying a field covered in snow and whipped the handbrake up n skidded endlessy for ages ? amazing buzz |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well men are better drinkers than women... they go bald quicker...better shoppers too (thank god for the internet).. previously said they could pee standing up...the invention of the Shee-wee sorted that out but in all fairness and hate to admit... Men age better than us.."
men aint better than women at drinkin wer am from lol , they drink like fish |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
Better at giving spunky enemas |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Opening jars.
Being the centre of the universe.
Knowing everything.
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"Paralel park
Nope, no-one can match me on that!
i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position
Haha, I have no need for such drama, I just slip quietly in....
have you not been in a car flying a field covered in snow and whipped the handbrake up n skidded endlessy for ages ? amazing buzz "
No, the only time I was in a prolonged skid (black ice) I wrapped a Fiat round a lamppost, not a feat I am anxious to repeat! ! |
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"Opening jars.
Being the centre of the universe.
Knowing everything.
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And spouting endless lies and bullshit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lie
Kill spiders
Not necessarily kill them.
Just ...deal with them.
They're as scared of you as you are of them.
They should be, I'm going to kill them "
Haha just need to tell me they have been exterminated the little details don't matter |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Opening jars.
Being the centre of the universe.
Knowing everything.
And spouting endless lies and bullshit "
And believing them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Play football. I'm not a football fan. By any stretch of the imagination. But i know when I'm being entertained. And women's football...is dull. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Alpha male & Caveman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Keep quiet |
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By *_SteelMan
over a year ago
Gillingham |
"Have inflated egos "
No, go on sites like this and I think we can safely say it's all equal on that score now. Lol
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
Superior cut n paste skills when it comes to messaging and an unparalleled ability to attach cock pics or to make our penis the subject of any discussion/conversation! |
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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago
Plymouth |
Better at thinking they're better at things |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
Catthorpe |
"Play football. I'm not a football fan. By any stretch of the imagination. But i know when I'm being entertained. And women's football...is dull."
Just to add....Also recognising the offside rule, just sayin' (can think of one forumite who won't be happy) |
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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago
Chessington/epsom |
Cut the grass and I haven't a clue about the off side rule in soccer ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cheesy lines |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Penetration, a strap on just isn't the same! |
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over a year ago
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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago
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"Cut the grass and I haven't a clue about the off side rule in soccer !"
Think you mean football mate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There is an endless list of things us men do better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men fuck things up better than us women! !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cock pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pissing in public |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The flu haha xx"
Most definitely. There brilliant at milking the sympathy x |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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World domination and baldness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kill threads! |
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